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Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by hotangel2(f): 2:54am On Jan 25, 2006
Naija Commercials You Remember

The funniest thing happened when i was on the phone with my friend today. We started talking about nigerian commercials and all that. We were remembering soo many many commercials.

Here are few:

Indomie, indomie, indonomie noodles, indomie, indomie, indomilicious and tasty... sum sum sum sum sum.. hmmm, abracadaba!!

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Multi, multi, multivite!!!

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Workers:We want super sack, bagco super sack.
Worker1:Oga make u dey buy us cement wey dey inside bagco super sack.
Oga: an han, no be that bag una dey use before wey dey leak cement for una body?
Worker 1:Bagco super sack na different bag
Worker 2:E get double layer,na waterproof,Water no fit tosh nothing inside am
Worker1: E come strong kakaraka no dey burst dey leak cement for we head
Workers: yaaaaaaaaaay
Worker 2:Bagco super sack also dey reusable.U fit sell am for market women them
Oga:So for big house like this i go fit make plenty thousand Naira.?
Workers: Yessssss.
Oga: Me sef like better thing.Na bagco super sack i go dey buy from.
Workers: yaay ooooooooooooo we don win oh, we don win, bagco super sack, we don win. ---- That was culled off the internet.
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Royco ladun, aropo mefo.. bo shen se efo riro, lon sebe aladun.. okay now, royco ladun... arope mefo.

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Vaseline Jelly -- the one with the kid as a lawyer... and he says "but your honor"

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Ajinomoto, ajinomoto.. ajinomoto for better cooking, always!!!

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this is not a commercial, but i sha remember.

AIT, AIT, the communication, ogbonge Tv, for this nation.. sum sum sum sum..
Mama papa ooo, AIT na we station.. Sister brother ooo. AIT na we station!
First among the rest is A
The best is I
The third is T
Africa Independent
AIT... African independent Television.. AAAA I T
Africa independent Television
Ohh YES.. U be the best, always always be the best.. for sum sums ums sumation. cheesy
Education,... sumation... First accross the federation..
The best TV, na AIT!!! cheesy cheesy

Ohh lord.. i was almost crying when remembering these stuffs.

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WHich one do you guys remember? wink
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by sexydoll(f): 3:14am On Jan 25, 2006
i remember the omo commercials but i can't remember how it goes, can someone help me out.
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by hotangel2(f): 3:24am On Jan 25, 2006
Ohh omo one.. I know it.

I dey sell fish... all the fish water for rob for my body.. na soo my body go dey smell like fish.. But when i use Omo Omo Omo.. My body go do sumtin.. i cant remember it.
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by sexydoll(f): 3:28am On Jan 25, 2006
thx hotangel. kiss
i remember some part of it now, when i cut the fish the blood wey dey go come stain my body. but when i come use omo my body go come dey smell so so scent.
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by Rolly: 3:31am On Jan 25, 2006
Jik Advert

Jik jik, jik it out     stain!!!   jik it out

  jik jik, jik it out      stain!!!  jik it out



Omo

Omo, super blue omo

washes even brighter and it shows!!!

Sunlight.

Sunlight, fresh as the morning,
takes care of the family,
--------------ter
longlasting sunlight, freshas the morning,
takes care of the family
--------ter.

lemme continue..

so scent scent na him dey full my bodi

i dont know the rest *smile*
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by ldollier(f): 5:27am On Jan 25, 2006
i hope noone has mentioned this, but i really love those maggi cube commercials. i dont remember the words to it anyway
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by shockreaction(m): 7:09am On Jan 25, 2006
Haha. Hmm, let's see..

Alabukun: where two tablets fly around in space and break down wall-like thingies

Then there's this one, Laide cream or something, "Laide o, tiwa ni..." (can't remember the remaining part)

Toyota "Good thinking, Good product". The Japanese version of that phrase sounded funny, then.

"Spoil am, break am, nonsense to you." I'm sure everyone remembers the GP tank adverts. tongue
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by dejiolowe(m): 8:19am On Jan 25, 2006
i just love the tetmosol advert on radio. i think it's cool
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by DEKING3(m): 8:44am On Jan 25, 2006
Panadol extra advert.

I wan tell una one story about one man him name na Solo
Na oga for big workshop....gban...gban...gban
But one day tori come change
The man wey think say him be oga no be oga for strong strong headache
Him head dey hammer

I don forget d rest.

Helpppppppppppppppp someone to finish it up.
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by darqly(m): 10:26am On Jan 25, 2006
There's the maggi commercial where the mother goes "I always use maggi cube wit the star"....and before she's even through wit that statement, her daughter says "why the star?"and mother goes "you'll soon see". That part cracks me up!!
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by luridguy(m): 10:52am On Jan 25, 2006
its the advert of vicks blue i realy like the one about baba d law the end was really funy
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by axeprince(m): 11:02am On Jan 25, 2006
do you know dat of national bank? .......... national bank, national bamk, igba lon leke omiro, wa leke gbogbo won. national bank
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by DEKING3(m): 12:50pm On Jan 25, 2006
Vicks blue - luridguy I also love that advert especially the part that where they discharged and acquitted says, "I swear, I no go do am again" grin
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by Maryam(f): 3:50pm On Jan 25, 2006
i can remember an old advert of S.T soap ose s.t mare o ee(2ce) okan dara fun iwe lasan ee okan dara fun aso fifo ee lo s.t ke ri bi oro wa gbogbo kokoro ara kanjogbo gbogbo idoti e o le raye ela isapa e wa bi gbalo e.t.c
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by charlisco(m): 5:10pm On Jan 25, 2006
what of baba blue
I swear i nor go do am again
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by Rolly: 6:02pm On Jan 25, 2006
Union bank,

Big, strong, reliable!!

MTN.

after the hospital scene,

Man: mama na boy!!!

Mama: eeeeee na boy!!!!
(starts to sing one song like dat)

MTN, ur best connection.

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Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by charlisco(m): 6:08pm On Jan 25, 2006
i nearlly forget the butter advert
B with out BB is like a train without an engine
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by Rolly: 6:09pm On Jan 25, 2006
No B without BB!!!
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by IAH(f): 6:33pm On Jan 25, 2006
Son: Ayayayayaaaaa! Mummy, Daddy is shaking.
Mummy: Dundee, your Daddy has gone to work.
blah blah blah
Son: Shaky shaky Daddy

HI-MALT
Here's to my Hi-Malt - Hi-Malt!
The malt that's fun to drink - HiMalt!
Taste that turns me on - HiMalt!
HiMalt! HiMalt!
The excitement is for real - HiMalt!
I just can't get enough - HiMalt!
The fun's Gonna get ya
Move up to HI-MALT!

ANOTHER MALT DRINK
wow! I feel good!
Tanranranranran
I knew that I would now
Real good, So good
Got you!
Yeeeeeeeeeeee!

KNORR CUBES
Knorr Cubes, Knorr cubes
Super taste in your cooking
People with taste use Knorr cubes
Panranranranranranran
The flavour to savour
Taste to praise
Dishes to relish and that super taste
Knorr cube is super taste and super taste is Knorr cube
Join us as more and more people now use Knorr cubes, knorr cubes
for that super taste in meals!

AJINOMOTO
Mama is great!
she works hard
to feed her family in her kitchen
and when she cooks,
she cooks well
and she uses Ajino-moto
Hmmmm Ajino-moto
Original flavour
Everybody uses Ajinomoto

TREBOR
Trebor Extra Strong Peppermint
Trebor E-S-P
Trebor Extra Strong Peppermint
Trebor E-S-P
Trebor strong minty freshness
Worth sharing

Maltina
Tell what you really really really want
Tell what you really really really want
I Wanna, I Wanna, I WANNA Maltina!

When Obasanjo became President in 1999
The farmer Obasanjo is back
To put right what has been done wrong
Obasanjo salutes every Nigerian
who voted him as President
I say...Thank you Nigerians
for voting Obasanjo
for voting the right man oooo
Ndem wo umu Nigerians o - Thank you Nigerians
Eseeeee ani ese - Thank you Nigerians
Nagode - Thank you Nigerians

Campala skin Soap
You can judge by the looks of anyone using Campala Skin Soap
Ji ji ji (drum)
You can judge by the looks of anyone using campala skin soap

Nescafe
Deep(?) inside you to open your mind
No one can help you 
your heart can be bright
Open your heart and open your mind
open your soul, don't stay behind
Nescafe...open up, open up
Nescafe

Star
Live a brighter life in styleeeeeeeee
Star! Ahead on taste!

NTA 2 Channel 5
NTA 2 Channel 5, your reachout station
.................

because TV
From ages to ages, experience never dies
From season to season, voice differs from noise
For news, sports, good programmes
culture and entertainment
we're indeed the pride of the nation
Advertise on Channel 28
because Television we set the pace
Channel 28
the pride of the nation
because television we set the pace.

Gold Circle Condom
Conductor: Who get this raincoat?
Man: Abeg na me!
(Everybody laughs at him)
Binta Mogaji: Look you, you think say everybody dey wakabout town like una, Gold circle condom dey also help person to plan the family well well.
Man: Thank you, madam! Na the chemist wey dey my workplace I buy this one and na for me and my woman only.
Conductor: Oga make you sofri sofri for Madam tonight o!
(song) go for gold o! Gold Circle condom!
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by ariba(m): 6:39pm On Jan 25, 2006
Can you believe how many award shows they have
now? They have awards for commercials! The Cleo
Awards. A whole show full of commercials.
I taped it and then I fast-forwarded through the
whole thing.
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by ariba(m): 6:42pm On Jan 25, 2006
NUTRI-C
nutri c
nutri c
my favorite drink
my only drink
another name for vitamin c
and more
satisfying
nourishing
a great taste nutri c yeah...
i like to be a part of it
you wont like to be left out
a great drink
nutri c

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Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by dejiolowe(m): 6:53pm On Jan 25, 2006
@iah do u live before the TV?
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by IAH(f): 7:06pm On Jan 25, 2006
Lol, I'm not even in Nigeria. They just accumulated over the years. tongue
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by queen2(f): 7:36pm On Jan 25, 2006
Ha IAH, u made me rmb all those stuffs ha ha cry cry cry, i miss Nigeria

I love this advert so much, when they re singing it, Lol, i leave what im doin, to sing it along with them

because TV
From ages to ages, experience never dies
From season to season, voice differs from noise
For news, sports, good programmes
culture and entertainment
we're indeed the pride of the nation
Advertise on Channel 28
because Television we set the pace
Channel 28
the pride of the nation
because television we set the pace. cheesy cheesy cheesy


what about this BAba blue stuff, can't remember cry
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by queen2(f): 7:38pm On Jan 25, 2006
Simple n easy one, but i can't rmb if they sing any song

RIBENA CHILDREN ARE HEALTHY CHILDREN
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by disney(f): 7:57pm On Jan 25, 2006
Now am beginning to feel so homesick. someone help me here. embarassed
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by omogenikky(f): 11:15pm On Jan 25, 2006
I remember Planta:
Children! It's breakfast time
Breakfast time is planta time, Planta
The rich and creamy planta taste? wink thats what i think it is..... cheesy

cool old days..........BTW does anyway remember this old film about tara the ogbanje girl and also these TV series: pot of something......cant remember .........maybe pot of life. Used to be soooooooooooooo scary
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by Hotstepper(f): 11:47pm On Jan 25, 2006
awww..i remember da NUTRI C commerical (hope itz da rite spelling)
lemme try and remember how it goes

Nutri C, Nutri C
My favourite drink
My only drink
Another name for VITAMIN C
And more, Satisfying
Nourishing
My best drink Nutri C
YEAHHH!!
den da rest
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by hotangel2(f): 12:10am On Jan 26, 2006
SOMEBODY TAKE ME TO NIGERIA!!!!!!!!!!!! cry cry cry cry cry cry cry
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by Hotstepper(f): 12:47am On Jan 26, 2006
we can go diz xmas@hot-angel .. undecided
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by disney(f): 1:54am On Jan 26, 2006
. Who remembers A1, Royco cube, Maggi cube and all that stuff we use when cooking back home. fun isn't it. grin grin I remember Royco advertisment. embarassed tongue

Royco Fish cube
Royco cube
Royco fish cube
Royco cube
Delicious dish in the evidence see ( not sure of this line sha)
Royco fish
Royco. grin grin
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by disney(f): 1:59am On Jan 26, 2006
disney:

. Who remembers A1, Royco cube, Maggi cube and all that stuff we use when cooking back home. fun isn't it. grin grin I remember Royco advertisment. embarassed tongue

Royco Fish cube
Royco cube
Royco fish cube
Royco cube
Delicious dish in the evidence see ( not sure of this line sha)
Royco fish
Royco. grin grin

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