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Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by sexydoll(f): 3:52am On Jan 26, 2006
and there is this other commercial for maggi cube

your papaaaaaa your mamaaaaaa they love each other
and they sit on the table to eat
your mamaaaa mess o pannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
your papaaaaa slap ma
na wetin cause na
na maggi cube grin grin grin grin.
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by Ynot(m): 5:36am On Jan 26, 2006
Who can forget the First Bank Commercial during the 1996 Atlanta olympic game (i think).

First Bank ooo una do well oooo

Or something to that effect.
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by comechop(m): 6:36am On Jan 26, 2006
men!!! You guys are making me miss 9ja baddly!!! I wanna go home now!!! The one is remember is.. UBA... BIG STRONG RELIABLE!!!! lol
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by luvhenry(m): 11:05am On Jan 26, 2006
remember okada cele ijesha u fit carry me?
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by charlisco(m): 3:07pm On Jan 26, 2006
Here in Delta State
Ibori na man ooooooooooo
Edi de de gbo de gbo

u dey look am e dey go oooooooo
Edi de de gbo de gbo

u dey look am e dey enter
Edi de de gbo de gbo

ehhhhhhhh Ibori don enter again
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by Hotstepper(f): 3:21pm On Jan 26, 2006
how about COWBELL milk commercial..lliked da 222 tongue
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by bolaoni(m): 3:50pm On Jan 26, 2006
I was just praying that nobody mentions this until I saw this post:

Ynot:

Who can forget the First Bank Commercial during the 1996 Atlanta olympic game (i think).

First Bank ooo una do well oooo

Or something to that effect.



My heart skipped a beat grin But I thank God he didn't finish it sha wink

So FYI it wasn't Atlanta, it is USA 94 and he it goes:

"Man pass man, bank pass bank oooo

First bank na you be No1!

The bank we dey for 100 years still dey gidigba oo

First bank na you be the best!

For sport art and culture nko?

First bank una do well oooo.

Bank we dey for 100 years still dey strong and VEVA tire oooo

First bank una do well oooo.

First Bank ... Trully the 1ST!" cheesy


MKO SDP KINGIBE ACTION!

Abiola, Abiola PROGRESS!

Abiola na the man o, SDP na the party o to touch our life o for bettr tomorrow! cry


Ototoyokun Baba Deolu, Agba ti o yokun ahun lo ni.
1: Oju re ma ndan?
2: Ko wa ni dan!

1: Eke re ma nyo?
2: Ko wa ni yo!

1: Ki ni asiri ewa re yi?
2: Eja Express ni!

1: O ti o. Awa na njeja.
2: Ka jeja lasan ko lanwi, ani ka je eyi ti o sara lore. Eyi ni eja Express! cheesy
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by hayo(m): 6:00pm On Jan 26, 2006
This one is a Peak Milk Advert featuring Kanu. The last statement from the milk seller after he controlled a peak milk can was -

"Kanu, I know say one day, you go make us proud"

On one of Kanu's bad day playing for Naija - A friend turned the advert to -

"Kanu, I know say one day you go make us cry"


cheesy
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by bolaoni(m): 6:24pm On Jan 26, 2006
hayo:

This one is a Peak Milk Advert featuring Kanu. The last statement from the milk seller after he controlled a peak milk can was -

"Kanu, I know say one day, you go make us proud"

On one of Kanu's bad day playing for Nigeria - A friend turned the advert to -

"Kanu, I know say one day you go make us cry"


cheesy

Did you ever heard "Kanu" in that advert? shocked I thought I heard "Papillo"

Which edition were you watching? Revised edition or what? grin
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by queen2(f): 6:29pm On Jan 26, 2006
I cant remember if its kanu they mentioned or papillo, but it featured kanu with an old woman
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by IAH(f): 7:55pm On Jan 26, 2006
Hmmm Bolaoni, whether Kanu or Papillo, you can't expect Layi to cram it! At least we all know that Kanu=Papillo. Simple! cool
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by vickybabe(f): 1:31am On Jan 27, 2006
i remember them all,. except if they have new ones after i left.
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by gentleaura(m): 1:40am On Jan 27, 2006
bolaoni:


Ototoyokun Baba Deolu, Agba ti o yokun ahun lo ni.
1: Oju re ma ndan?
2: Ko wa ni dan!

1: Eke re ma nyo?
2: Ko wa ni yo!

1: Ki ni asiri ewa re yi?
2: Eja Express ni!

1: O ti o. Awa na njeja.
2: Ka jeja lasan ko lanwi, ani ka je eyi ti o sara lore. Eyi ni eja Express! cheesy




OMG!!!! thts hilarious....

the ones I love most are the nigerian home videos...... at the end of each and every one, they have a catch phrase/command!

GRAB YOUR COPY NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by hotangel2(f): 2:04am On Jan 27, 2006
hahahahahahaha.. grab ur copy now. Exactly! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by gbenga9ja(m): 11:37am On Jan 30, 2006
Ohh omo one.. I know it.

I dey sell fish... all the fish water for rob for my body.. na soo my body go dey smell like fish.. But when i use Omo Omo Omo.. My body go do sumtin.. i can't remember it.


That Advert is for Ariel not Omo, when i cut fish, the blood go comot, he go stain my body grin
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by buzortech(m): 12:18pm On Jan 30, 2006
MILO
Milo kpa kpa kpa,
kpa kpa kpa kpa
milo............................lmao grin grin grin


Great things start from small beginnings
growing up reach early for your dreams.....
face each day, there's a new challange
a chance to be better, a chance to become ur dream......

Growing up with the nourishing food drink
growing up with milo
growing up with the refreshing food drink
growing up with milo
milo everyday..................
milo

lol wink
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by Busta(f): 7:50pm On Jan 30, 2006
I remember the one of the omo commercial. it was bout the bukka seller that said some thing like:
if i dey cut fish and meat, he go stain my body, the smoke wey i dey take cook, he go join the fish stay my bodi and smell smoke. but when i soak am for Omo, nice, nice scent, scent, nice, nice scent go come dey my bodi

phewww...I know i didn't get it exactly but maybe close...somebody pls help out cos that was best naija ad.
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by Shakara(f): 12:00am On Jan 31, 2006
Hey, these adverts are quite recent!!! You guys need to go a bit further back into the 80s and early 90s smiley for example can u remember chief zebrudaya and samanja in Elephant Blue detergent! or any these??

[b][/b]UBA:
Wise men bank with UBA
Wise women bank with UBA
Start banking yourself today
With UBA, UBA

[b][/b]Emily Millionaire Hair Products

Girl:"Joe Brown I'm finished, what can I do to repair my hair, its falling off?"
Joe Brown:Relax Queen!!
Blah Blah Blah

[b][/b]Choco Milo

Cho Cho Cho, Choco Milo
Chewy Chocolatey Chunks of fun
Cho Cho Cho, Choco milo
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by camara(f): 2:59pm On Jan 31, 2006
it's a fat woman wantin to climb an okada and the okada man just looks at her and says 500 naira.it's some advert about slimmin down.any1 know the name
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by Rolly: 4:04pm On Jan 31, 2006
Multi

Multi

MULTIVITE!!!!!!!!
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by africanboy(m): 12:18pm On Feb 01, 2006
Its funny no one remembers the one about UBA or so

A man goes into the bank with a mat and some luggage, goes to the counter and asks for his tally number. The cashier looks at him completely stunned and tells him banks have improved. {I wonder how the security man let him in}
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by charlisco(m): 4:01pm On Feb 01, 2006
have we forgetten the malta guinness adver,
I feel good kpan ran ran ran
i can't really spell those sound
just listen to the music and feel good
http://upchucky.com/flash-fun/i-feel-good.swf
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by Seun(m): 4:14pm On Feb 01, 2006
I love it! Thanks, charlisco.
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by spikelord(m): 4:22pm On Feb 01, 2006
Nice one!!!
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by kenflavor(m): 4:26pm On Feb 01, 2006
Thanks Chali man

I really feel GOOOOOOOOD
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by queen2(f): 4:26pm On Feb 01, 2006
Yes ha i love that, I feel good thingy.  cheesy grin
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by Ib(f): 4:35pm On Feb 01, 2006
Avop

Avop, na betta cooking oil,
avop e dey make chop sweet oh

U go lick plate, like finger, scratch bottom plate.....

Avop, na betta cooking oil,
avop e dey make chop sweet oh



Ecobank:- the ad with a choir and all that

There is a quality banking and excellent in all things
Thats ecobank 3x. tra la la.......
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by ABIMBOLA77(f): 5:30pm On Feb 01, 2006
nigerian 99
welcome to nigeria 99
welcome to the africaaaaaaaaaa
welcome.... to the land where **************

yoruba ( shina peters)

akiyin kabo sori etoo waaa
ekaaabo sile olora
emagba dun arayin aduniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ********************

hausa
bakaaaa....

sorry guys. dont remember the words very well, but i loved this year.. twas the year i left naija.. sad
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by hotangel2(f): 7:05pm On Feb 01, 2006
cheesy i like that commercial.
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by IAH(f): 9:42pm On Feb 01, 2006
Charlisco, please can you send it to my e-mail address? kiss kiss
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by flavorflav(f): 9:46pm On Feb 01, 2006
Coca-cola commercial was the bum... also the commercial for MOJESS anticeptic soap, i used to always laugh at that...
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts) by Greatpeter(m): 10:30pm On Feb 01, 2006
I feel good too.

It takes wisdom to do this.
Keep it up!

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