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Poll: Whats Ur Take on The Bar Thread?

Crazily Funny: 33% (7 votes)
Not Quite Funny: 0% (0 votes)
Got Sloppy Courtesy of Guapo: 19% (4 votes)
Invented Ideas and Served as ground for New jokers: 14% (3 votes)
Total Disappointment: 33% (7 votes)
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Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by chibaby5(f): 11:15pm On Mar 08, 2011
Endeavour to tlk sense wen u speak
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by eldav(m): 11:19pm On Mar 08, 2011
At last d gunners hv finally shut up.
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Idowuogbo(f): 12:09am On Mar 09, 2011
Mysticalz:

El neva knew u're dis inferior hehe, calin ladies to fight for u

Idowuogbo, woman whats your own, are u high on crank? Dnt let me show u what an italian made is o.t.d  
come woman na me u dey ask if i high , come u no fear no catch
since u reach hia u dey smell like kenyan bolognese nonsense angry angry angry angry angry
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 5:50am On Mar 09, 2011
^ I love Idowu

loooooolzzz cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by D1KeleVra(m): 10:46am On Mar 09, 2011
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by lysaa(f): 11:27am On Mar 09, 2011
. .Bartender El! a shot of tequila and a pain killer

.this bar has been a pain in the nyash too!


Suggestion: Maybe we should get a hair dressing /barbers' shop next.




And I now declare the thread locked. tongue
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by bright007(f): 11:53am On Mar 09, 2011
@lysaa;what!what an audacity!imagine the concorbility!while I am still alive,how dear u close my bar;ma begi fu e!
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by lysaa(f): 12:09pm On Mar 09, 2011
That is so criminal. U came in thru the window and started possessing from the backyard. .Be warned!




[size=15pt]THIS PROPERTY IS NOT FOR SALE[/size]
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 12:33pm On Mar 09, 2011
^ Dont mind that Scammer, he does that Once a Year cheesy

I fink ur Suggestions are cute, but emm. . . Wiv u been the hair Saloonist will i have a chance to be attended by Ya? undecided
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by bright007(f): 12:34pm On Mar 09, 2011
TO ALL NAIRALANDERS
It has come to the notice of management of this bar that some unscrupulous individuals are illegally circulating false rumours of change of ownership of the above bar $ consequently declaring it for sale.All intending buyers/leasers are hereby informed that this bar and all its facilities/utilities are sole $ exclusive properties of BRIGHT 007 Intl $ consequently warned.
Signed
Management.
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by eldav(m): 4:39pm On Mar 09, 2011
Lyssa baby,so u r a christ embassy girl?

They have beautiful ladies u knw.
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by lysaa(f): 4:44pm On Mar 09, 2011
No El, I have my girls to take good care of u-

Id would take care of ur hair, Tz would do nails and wash feet, Efe would handles scissors n blades for trimming and shaving. .don't mess with her. Weaves n braids are Yks areas of specialty.
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by chibaby5(f): 5:23pm On Mar 09, 2011
^Lysaa sis I lyk da way my name no deh dia. I'm jus an attraction to da saloon grin cool
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 5:40pm On Mar 09, 2011
^ Nonono i dont want u there, u'll steal my wallet sad sad

And Lysaa, pls I wont allow Efemena use dose blades on me, she's too careless to handle blades, moreova wiv Studio n Eldav all around i might be at risk of H.I.V positive! embarassed lipsrsealed
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Idowuogbo(f): 6:03pm On Mar 09, 2011
El Guapo:

^ I love Idowu

loooooolzzz cheesy cheesy cheesy
no mind daat akure she gooaat o,imagine come hia deey bark like dog wey tiiger rapee nonetica
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 6:17pm On Mar 09, 2011
lysaa:

No El, I have my girls to take good care of u-

Id would take care of your hair, Tz would do nails and wash feet, Efe would handles scissors n blades for trimming and shaving. .don't mess with her. Weaves n braids are Yks areas of specialty.

Lysaa, you dey find trouble o. angry
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by yinkalink(f): 6:49pm On Mar 09, 2011
Evening all. El d usual pls.
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by bright007(f): 6:52pm On Mar 09, 2011
@yinkalink:pls order for 2 people
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by yinkalink(f): 7:08pm On Mar 09, 2011
Ok. Two bottles of coke 4 me n bryt. I know he owes u a lot,just place all his debts on my tab.
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by bright007(f): 7:24pm On Mar 09, 2011
Chai dis girl don fall my hand.ok pls bartender double her bills and bring it to my office
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by yinkalink(f): 7:39pm On Mar 09, 2011
Lol.u wan blow abi?
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by bright007(f): 7:45pm On Mar 09, 2011
Wan blow u shey b?
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by yinkalink(f): 7:51pm On Mar 09, 2011
Nah,yahself. Seems we're d only 1 here, al serve maself jare.
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by bright007(f): 7:55pm On Mar 09, 2011
No problem;pls serve me also
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by yinkalink(f): 7:58pm On Mar 09, 2011
Ok. Wat wil it b? Will u gerrof d counter? Sit urself down hun!
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by bright007(f): 8:06pm On Mar 09, 2011
Ok I will do as u say or I will b ur zombie for d time being
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by yinkalink(f): 8:10pm On Mar 09, 2011
Berra! U hungry?
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by bright007(f): 8:21pm On Mar 09, 2011
Yes!pounded yam and bushmeat
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by yinkalink(f): 8:26pm On Mar 09, 2011
I resemble ur wyf? D best i can do is mince pies n spring rolls.
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by bright007(f): 8:28pm On Mar 09, 2011
Junks!kunks!don't eat junks.I can take u as a second wife
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 8:29pm On Mar 09, 2011
Bright i Just dey mercy for ur Dad, i dey for toilet dey hear as u dey brag to pay u and Yinka's drink, na b'cos u don discover where the old man dey hide em money abi? Morale just dey high u, wait til i call to tell him to re-locate frm that cupboard em dey hide money tongue

@ Yinka, hun abeg dnt get annoyance i was using the toilet, wetin one go expect after eating at Idowu's house, that girl no sabi cook at all lipsrsealed
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by bright007(f): 8:32pm On Mar 09, 2011
El where are u comin from.toi kini?I was praying 4 u to shit out ur intestines their and pass to d world beyond

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