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Almost Impossible To Answer by Nobody: 6:33pm On Jan 06, 2011
Most impossible question of the year!!!! Guys I need your comments please, If you're sleeping in between a beautiful girl and a gay man, who's side would you turn your back on?
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by eldav(m): 6:37pm On Jan 06, 2011
LMA0
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by EfemenaXY: 6:52pm On Jan 06, 2011
hahaha!!!

I fit answer for all of una straight / non-gay nland guys

face the beautiful woman of course and

turn your back on the gay guy now!! grin grin

afterall, you nor know whether im na the snoring type  tongue tongue tongue tongue
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by HTownEve(f): 7:07pm On Jan 06, 2011
LMAO hehehe. Too funny.

I beg don't turn your back on the gay man o. very daaangaaarors. shocked
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by pwiz(m): 8:33pm On Jan 06, 2011
Omo u cracked me up big time.
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by DrSmile1: 9:26pm On Jan 06, 2011
Men!, This is crazy!
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by aj6: 10:45am On Jan 07, 2011
Lol;
Good-one!
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by allabosky(m): 8:27pm On Jan 07, 2011
oboy diz kweshun carry award.
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by Nobody: 9:04pm On Jan 07, 2011
But i fink this thread have to be moved down to the Romance Section.
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by dani1luv: 9:21pm On Jan 07, 2011
I'd turn my back to the Gay. . .so undecided
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by Nobody: 9:33pm On Jan 07, 2011
Dani i jxt mercy 4 ur Nyansh!
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by dani1luv: 9:40pm On Jan 07, 2011
Lol grin
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by BossTtdiamonds(m): 11:57pm On Jan 07, 2011
I dont have to turn my back to anyone, I just have to lie straight with my face up, so the girl can * jó kô lé *
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by Kunbee: 12:09am On Jan 08, 2011
I will climb ontop of the beautiful girl cheesy
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by AmAlone: 10:05pm On Jan 08, 2011
Kunbee:

I will climb ontop of the beautiful girl cheesy

You climb on-top the beautiful girl, the gay climb on-top of you smileysmileysmiley & I sori for you nyash
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by Kunbee: 10:14pm On Jan 08, 2011
^^answer the question jare cheesy
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by AmAlone: 11:07pm On Jan 08, 2011
sleep face u let the girl come on-top grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by EfemenaXY: 11:19pm On Jan 08, 2011
I nor see any problem here jor

the guy should face the pretty girl properly (never turn around even for a second) and doze off with sweet dreams!

End Of! grin grin
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by yinkalink(f): 3:52pm On Jan 09, 2011
if i was a guy, i would never have cause to do that, if i cant whip the ass off the queer out of d room in order to enjoy grin grin grin, i'd rather sleep on the floor wink wink wink
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by EfemenaXY: 3:58pm On Jan 09, 2011
but you nor know wetin dey that floor now!

Rat infested? Untreated rough surface? flooded?

anyhow, e go dey unusable sha tongue
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by yinkalink(f): 4:05pm On Jan 09, 2011
efe, i don dey suspect u. aw u take know, or were u d beautiful girl involved? cheesy cheesy cheesy

pls do tell
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by EfemenaXY: 4:07pm On Jan 09, 2011
nope

but I prefer not to join the crowd

my views are different tongue tongue tongue
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by yinkalink(f): 4:10pm On Jan 09, 2011
i can identify with that. i don't do crowd mentality too
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by calddon(m): 6:29pm On Jan 09, 2011
;d
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by Nobody: 6:33pm On Jan 09, 2011
joke??
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by lysaa(f): 7:18pm On Jan 09, 2011
In the 1st place how 'the guy' take fall inside that kind trap?

Trouble dey sleep yanga go wake am lipsrsealed

Anyways try eeny meeny miny moe! embarassed
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by EfemenaXY: 7:26pm On Jan 09, 2011
^^not very helpful though - is it?
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by Nobody: 7:27pm On Jan 09, 2011
How is this impossible to answer big nonsense!
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by lysaa(f): 7:31pm On Jan 09, 2011
well, the question wasn't for u to answer. .

How are u bbz?

Efemena_xy:

^^not very helpful though - is it?
U never can tell what miracle that does in the land of confusion.

What's up? this one that u are online with moi is it by chance or it was ordained to be? lol
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by EfemenaXY: 7:33pm On Jan 09, 2011
dunno

must be some sort of Karma / one of life's great mysteries

Or simply my Ying being in alingment with my Yang lipsrsealed
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by Nobody: 7:35pm On Jan 09, 2011
lysaa:

well, the question wasn't for u to answer. .

Do not look for my trouble today you hear me angry angry angry angry
Re: Almost Impossible To Answer by EfemenaXY: 7:37pm On Jan 09, 2011
Now this promises to be interesting!!

**adjusts her seat to get the best view of the guaranteed exclusive fight. . .** cool cool

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