udezue:

Urhobo is not Bini in anyway. They are separate ethnic nations.

Thank you.

Are u Yoruba?

udezue:

Are u Yoruba?

I am a lot of things.

List em sir.

udezue:

List em sir.

I'd rather not disclose, I find that it colours arguments or gives the impression of bias when none exists, it people know your ethnic make-up. I will however state that I am female,
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AfroCynic:

I'd rather not disclose, I find that it colours arguments or gives the impression of bias when none exists, it people know your ethnic make-up. I will however state that I am female,
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It is true, but will not stop me from showing the greatness of my people

[size=13pt]Emo ^"Urhoubo" Wadooooooo . . . . . . . . . . Miyerowa Ijiobi. [/size]

EEEEEEEEEEH!

Iniovo eghaghare wa doooo!!!!!

Waadoooo

Oni oghene mavo?

[size=13pt]MotherGod. . . . Ki ti vo vwo nu re evu Otor Urhoubo?, Omevwe. . . Onime Okwo (OVU) ^after Oviorie. lol

Dgreat - where have you been?. [/size]

[size=13pt] Dear All,

The Naija_Delta programme is at hand. This is top secret so bico, do not say Ogaga told you. . . . . The space craft is called The ^{(Urhoubo _ Waado)} Joke time. so Mai pipo, check out as e go taik happun. . . . . .

^{During the last women's world cup, a guy in Warri was trying to get in touch with his senior brother who had flown over to the US to watch the Falcons play.}


_{Check this out.}

Waffi guy: Hallo, hallo is dat di hotel!?

Receptionist: No need to shout sir, What can we do for you?

Waffi guy: Ah-ah, which level? Can I speak to my senior broda hin loom lumber 213 please? Hallo hallo are you still dere?

Receptionist: You are shouting in my ear again.

Waffi guy: Sorry sista but di line is dey echo echo like inside dat cave for Things fall apart.

Receptionist: I'll put you through to 213, hang on.

_{Phone rang a few times and wasn't picked up.}


Receptionist: Sorry he's not answering. Any messages?

Waffi guy: See what this broda has done eh, make me waste my money on Nitel eh.

Receptionist: Where are you ringing from?

Waffi guy: Warri!.

Receptionist: Where in the world is that ?

Waffi guy: So you don't know common Warri sef ?

Receptionist: I haven't a clue.

Waffi guy: It's in Southern Nigeria.

Receptionist: How do you spell it?

Waffi guy mutters to himself: (Oyinbo canut spell simple Warri sef. Shoo !) O.K., I will spell it.

W for wokswagin,
A for avaluation,
ahru "R" for load,
anoda ahru"R" for anoda load
and I for myself.

Receptionist: What is load?

Waffi guy: You get standard six sef? You no know main load or hexpless load ? Oghene Bico (God abeg) You pipo ah nut devenlop ah-tall ah-tall.

Receptionist: And who do I say called?

Waffi guy: Ah -ah, which level. Na me call now. Oghenetega, but Tega by popular demand.

Receptionist: Can you spell please ?

Waffi guy: Of course. You gather pen? OK

na T for drinking
E for e gba mi
G for gra gra
and[b] Aaayy[/b] for futball dribble.

Hallo hallo. Chai Nepa! Chai no bi Nepa, my money don finis!.
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Thanks Ogaga for keeping this thread alive
Me vwe ero, owevwe ne rhe sioma-nu

[size=13pt]Wink. . . . [/size]

my pleasure!

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Eeeehhhhh!!!

Imoni meh waa do! Ighele waa do!

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@Ogaga4Luv

LMAO at the joke!!!!!!

Hi Bongo man!!!

Siena we omo re urhobo
All my urhobo people, nothing do una, wa dooooo!!!

Europegirl we k' obecha!

Ay, mehwe 'omo Urhobo.

Yes, very much Urhobo.

Do oniovo me
wo jevwe gan nor!

[size=13pt] -----here is an Urhobo Girl's Folk Wish Song For A Loving Husband ----- i think you find it interesting. . . . .
^{Urhobo Text:}
Ugbi o!
Mo ri ghorie
Tio vwa awo.

Oshare re Erhi me
Mo ri ghorie
Tio vwa awo.

Ugbi o!
Mo ri ghorie
Tio vwa awo.

Oshare re Erhi me
Mo ri ghorie
Tio vwa awo.

^{Translation in English}

Ugbi, whoever you are
Roll on to me;
Come, sit on my laps.

You, whom my Guardian Spirit
Has willed for me,
As my loving husband.

Ugbi, wherever you are
Roll on to me;
Come, sit on my laps.

My Guardian Spirit chooses well;
Destiny will bring me
A loving husband.

Ugbi, whoever you are
Roll on to me;
Come, sit on my laps.[/size]

Hmm! cool,
gbe sie efa re

[size=13pt]dgreatrock oniovo me. . . .ohohone who brehkware _re. . . . Uyonta or Efian?.[/size]

die ye so ro? ko we vwo? wo due emete?

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DGREAT ,  OGAGA    and    MAHA, (sorry did not memorize the name ) , I followed all your comments .DGREAT u are  very  disciplined - keeping  satan  out  of this  thread - keep   him  away  for  ever ! You   pple   are   very  Urhobo  active  and  patrotic .   Omovwe   aye  re   Abraka   ,  mi yere  owa  jobi  !Urhobo  wado!   KESIEFA ( till  another  time  opposte  of   tode/kode)

Aye-ve-eruvwu (LadyFine)
omavwere vwe mamo mi vwo mre obo wo si ri vwe etine. Mavo obu wuvwi do ri?