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Nigerian Man With Sense by bashydemy(m): 7:23am On Jan 15, 2011
‎​On a ship, an American man, an English man, and a Nigerian were sailing. Suddenly the Devil appeared and said, "Drop something in the sea, if I find it I will eat you, If I can't, then I will be your slave!" The American dropped a diamond, the Devil found it and
ate him. The English man dropped a small platinum piece, the Devil found it and ate him too. Now its the Nigeria's turn. The Nigerian opened a bottle of water and poured it in the sea and said: "Na today , find am nah!!!"

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Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by regbaby(f): 10:25am On Jan 15, 2011
lol, naija no dey carry last
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by bashydemy(m): 10:49am On Jan 15, 2011
Yes bro 9ja won enslave satan
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by Nobody: 11:56am On Jan 15, 2011
Lol!, nice one.
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by Danja4sure(m): 12:42pm On Jan 15, 2011
I LOVE 9JA we no dey carry last
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by k9ine(m): 12:58pm On Jan 15, 2011
Bashy y u wicked like dis. U giv devil holiday assignment, & u com stil break pple ribs.
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by bashydemy(m): 2:28pm On Jan 15, 2011
^^wetin make i do now since we are on joke section now abi
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by ARareGem(f): 4:08pm On Jan 15, 2011
Good one poster grin
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by yinkalink(f): 7:25pm On Jan 15, 2011
4 once bashy made me laugh. i predict great things to come in d future wink wink wink
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by bashydemy(m): 7:51pm On Jan 15, 2011
am glad i make you laugh
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by Nobody: 10:07pm On Jan 15, 2011
this is hilarious damn grin
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by plappville(f): 10:22pm On Jan 15, 2011
Nice one!! This one funny pass funny grin grin
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by Kunbee: 2:39am On Jan 16, 2011
Smart badt guys like me cool
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by bashydemy(m): 6:09am On Jan 16, 2011
^^^ who told you that you smart?
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by StudioCFR(m): 11:14am On Jan 16, 2011
Bashy

U try make my kid sister laugh for dis joke

Weldone bro

I see u

lol
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by lysaa(f): 11:41am On Jan 16, 2011
^^More like u translate these jokes to bed time story for ya sis. hmm.

@joke
Hot! wink
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by Pharoh: 1:52pm On Jan 16, 2011
^^

Like you grin

@post

Nice jokes bro keep it up and permission to take it to my facebook status lol.
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by EfemenaXY: 2:36pm On Jan 16, 2011
Lol!! Cool Joke Bashy - me likey!! grin grin grin

you don finally arrive!

**er. . .so the devil kept his word and didn't eat the Nigerian then??** tongue tongue
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by koolchicco: 2:40pm On Jan 16, 2011
bashy_demy:

‎​On a ship, an American man, an English man, and a Nigerian were sailing. Suddenly the Devil appeared and said, "Drop something in the sea, if I find it I will eat you, If I can't, then I will be your slave!" The American dropped a diamond, the Devil found it and
ate him. The English man dropped a small platinum piece, the Devil found it and ate him too. Now its the Nigeria's turn. The Nigerian opened a bottle of water and poured it in the sea and said: "Na today , find am nah!!!"

LWKMD4HROTFLMAO grin grin grin
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by EfemenaXY: 2:48pm On Jan 16, 2011
^^ you too dey exaggerate

simple laff like every1 else go do

no need for the theatrics - drama queen lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by StudioCFR(m): 2:48pm On Jan 16, 2011
Lyssa

I too like to dey open mouth
Like fish dey yarn dust'


Comot make i see road jor

Mtchew
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by koolchicco: 3:06pm On Jan 16, 2011
Efemena_xy:

^^ you too dey exaggerate

simple laff like every1 else go do

no need for the theatrics - drama queen lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Bia this Peckham Amebo lol, wetin I do u nah? undecided

Abi u no wan make I show my cute and immaculate dentition huh? embarassed tongue
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by EfemenaXY: 3:10pm On Jan 16, 2011
No be Mile 3 close up adverts we dey do hia lipsrsealed
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by StudioCFR(m): 3:20pm On Jan 16, 2011
Chai
My bad

Lol

Wish i could modify dat statement bout lyssa

Not 'i"

'U'' (LYSSA I MEANT)

lol
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by koolchicco: 3:22pm On Jan 16, 2011
Efemena_xy:

No be Mile 3 close up adverts we dey do hia lipsrsealed


Where's mile3 again

Pls Efe ma, may I remind you that I come from Kumasi. tongue undecided
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by StudioCFR(m): 3:26pm On Jan 16, 2011
Then u must be ugly then


No Ofience
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by Pharoh: 3:32pm On Jan 16, 2011
Some people no well for this thread . . . sha grin
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by koolchicco: 3:40pm On Jan 16, 2011
Studio CFR:

Then u must be ugly then


No Ofience

How so Oga? May I remind u that the current Mr Africa is from Mpatasie in Kumasi. tongue undecided
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by StudioCFR(m): 3:49pm On Jan 16, 2011
Koolchinko

He bribed his way to victory
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by koolchicco: 4:17pm On Jan 16, 2011
Studio CFR:

Koolchinko

He bribed his way to victory

Chinko me? angry


Of course he bribed his way with his sexy bodily Charms seeing as most of the judges were females. Now use your NO6. tongue grin
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by EfemenaXY: 5:36pm On Jan 16, 2011
^^ But that your name dey tell me say you be female

but you act agressively like a man

so ma conclusion is: you are neither  a he nor a she but an it  grin grin
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by eldav(m): 5:43pm On Jan 16, 2011
tehahaha

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