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100 Kisses by Icon(m): 8:01pm On Jan 26, 2006

Day 1
Message from husband:
Sweetheart: I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart. Your husband
Day 5
Message from wife:
Dearest sweetheart, Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expense details:
1. The Milkman agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items...
5. Other expenses 40 kisses Please don't worry about me;
I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete Part-2 the month using this balance.

Re: 100 Kisses by hotangel2(f): 2:25am On Jan 27, 2006

Re: 100 Kisses by spikelord(m): 9:47am On Jan 27, 2006

Re: 100 Kisses by Icon(m): 9:55am On Jan 27, 2006

That's 100 kisses LOL.

Re: 100 Kisses by truthhurts(f): 1:19pm On Jan 31, 2006

good 4 dat selfish motherf**ker oops lipsrsealed

am sorry

Re: 100 Kisses by justme: 4:53pm On Feb 02, 2006

all expenses paid for in full cheesy

Re: 100 Kisses by christyne(f): 5:48pm On Feb 02, 2006

lol lol lol
That serves him right lol lol lol

Re: 100 Kisses by xtreme1(m): 3:12pm On Feb 07, 2006

i would drive her children to school and pick them up each day for the remaining 35 kisses

Re: 100 Kisses by Rhodalyn(f): 3:55pm On Feb 07, 2006

Icon:

That's 100 kisses .

brilliant

Re: 100 Kisses by shawna(f): 6:59pm On Jul 14, 2006

lol

Re: 100 Kisses by princesa(f): 9:18am On Apr 07, 2008

i wolu do the same if i were she cool

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