Culled from Monday uk sun.

My mate came to stay for a week and ended up staying for nearly a year. My wife shared his bed as he didn't like to sleep alone.
I'm 41, she's 38. We Ve been happily married for 20 years but lately it feels like we re drifting apart.
This friend came to stay when his wife threw him out. My wife moved into d spare room with him when he couldn't get to sleep alone, but I trust her completely and I know nothing happened between them.


Now he's moved out but he still comes to visit and flirts with my wife.
I don't want to blow my own trumpet but I get the kids up, take them to school, do all the housework and cook all the meals. It's not that I mind, it's just it all seems a little unfair. I haven't had sex in six months.
I Ve now become close to a woman at work. We talk all the time and I am beginning to hv feeling for her. I'm thinking abt leaving but can't walk out on my kids.

What do I do?

Play Russian Roulette with a caruthered noose.

Pick up a bottle and smash dat head of his. Watta weakling. mtcheew!!!
On a 2nd thought, maybe he's drunk and 'em up

stupid man. (in igbo language, we'll say "trust gba kwa oku") (yoruba, ina lo maajo trust).

stupidly foolish man. He just sold his wife at no price. mcheeeew

Someone asked for an advise

This one na bollywood.

You caused your problem. U shouldnt let things get that far, no matter the trust for yr wife or friend. I guess you are on the soft side.

Now, u got to remedy the sitution like a man. Serious talks with your wife and dont get you a new gf

very sad, your wife is giving your friend a sympathy Bleep

macjive01:

Met some guy man at the bar and got this story off him.

My mate came to stay for a week and ended up staying for nearly a year. My wife shared his bed as he didn't like to sleep alone.
I'm 41, she's 38. We Ve been happily married for 20 years but lately it feels like we re drifting apart.
This friend came to stay when his wife threw him out. My wife moved into d spare room with him when he couldn't get to sleep alone, but I trust her completely and I know nothing happened between them.
Now he's moved out but he still comes to visit and flirts with my wife.
I don't want to blow my own trumpet but I get the kids up, take them to school, do all the housework and cook all the meals. It's not that I mind, it's just it all seems a little unfair. I haven't had sex in six months.
I Ve now become close to a woman at work. We talk all the time and I am beginning to hv feeling for her. I'm thinking abt leaving but can't walk out on my kids.

What do I do?

but seriosly,IN NAIJA?

macjive01:

Met some guy man at the bar and got this story off him.

My mate came to stay for a week and ended up staying for nearly a year. My wife shared his bed as he didn't like to sleep alone.
I'm 41, she's 38. We Ve been happily married for 20 years but lately it feels like we re drifting apart.
This friend came to stay when his wife threw him out. My wife moved into d spare room with him when he couldn't get to sleep alone, but I trust her completely and I know nothing happened between them.
Now he's moved out but he still comes to visit and flirts with my wife.
I don't want to blow my own trumpet but I get the kids up, take them to school, do all the housework and cook all the meals. It's not that I mind, it's just it all seems a little unfair. I haven't had sex in six months.
I Ve now become close to a woman at work. We talk all the time and I am beginning to hv feeling for her. I'm thinking abt leaving but can't walk out on my kids.

What do I do?

script from a nollywood movie!!! watch out for part 2

are you an I D I O T?

D man is a fool 4eva @ 41, 1 bastard can't sleep alone in ma house nd ma babymamaz company waz put on d line, I stalk him nd put a knife in d deepest part of his heart n go back 2 mma life nd let me just calm down*

The stories are getting more improbable by the day. I thought they were supposed to be make believe

yinkz33:

The stories are getting more improbable by the day. I thought they were supposed to be make believe

Why wud u think this post is a joke, it's damn real 100%.

nah! am not too sure how true this story can be either.

person no fit mumu reach like dat.

he is not a mumu, he is just acting under instruction.
firstly, he gave is wife out
secondly, he is forced to do all the housework
all i can see is a controlling factor.
he is been remote

seyigiggle:

he is not a mumu, he is just acting under instruction.
firstly, he gave is wife out
secondly, he is forced to do all the housework
all i can see is a controlling factor.
he is been remote

Looking at it from the jazz angle , Na to quickly rush to mountain of fire be that then mk dem subject am to TOTAL spiritual renewal . Power must respect power !!!

@macjive01 pls stop telling lies. nairaland is supposed to be a place where pls bring issues and the house help resolve them. if you dont have anything doing please leave the keyboard alone

^
Tell am o.

mohumyta:

Do they still practice that old tradition that you use your wife as a welcoming Gift to your visitor

lol.

@ poster, is d man a Tiv man? But a Tiv man won't female chorez, just askin oo

macjive01:

Met some guy man at the bar and got this story off him.

My mate came to stay for a week and ended up staying for nearly a year.My wife shared his bed as he didn't like to sleep alone.
I'm 41, she's 38. We Ve been happily married for 20 years but lately it feels like we re drifting apart.
This friend came to stay when his wife threw him out. My wife moved into d spare room with him when he couldn't get to sleep alone, but I trust her completely and I know nothing happened between them.
Now he's moved out but he still comes to visit and flirts with my wife.
I don't want to blow my own trumpet but I get the kids up, take them to school, do all the housework and cook all the meals. It's not that I mind, it's just it all seems a little unfair. I haven't had sex in six months.
I Ve now become close to a woman at work. We talk all the time and I am beginning to hv feeling for her. I'm thinking abt leaving but can't walk out on my kids.

What do I do?

These 'trust' junkies never cease to crack me up. Keep trusting her completely, even when you happen to discover a stray d1ck in her mouth, trust her completely all the way.

collinsoft:

@macjive01 g please leave the keyboard alone

Goodstory line,do let me know wHen u are ready 2shoot d movie,I'd like 2play d characta of d helpless friend afraid of the dark and dont 4gt 2 get a very sexy lady 2 play d wife.

Osama10:

This one na bollywood.

actually, this one na nairawood.

ugosly:

Goodstory line,do let me know wHen u are ready 2shoot d movie,I'd like 2play d characta of d helpless friend afraid of the dark and dont 4gt 2 get a very sexy lady 2 play d wife.

collinsoft:

. if you dont have anything doing please leave the keyboard alone

Nigerians I swear you people are something else.

pro01:

These 'trust' junkies never cease to crack me up. Keep trusting her completely, even when you happen to discover a stray d1ck in her mouth, trust her completely all the way.

Shouldn't this be in the joke section ?

Posters should respect this forum and quit posting made up stories. Things like these sometimes happen but anyone who thinks outside the box will easily see that this is one of those made up scripts. It really cheapens the forum considering the fact that people come here with real life problems hoping to get different ideas and solutions. At the rate at which these kind of posts are coming up, it will be hard to separate the real from the fake.

The poster came across it in yesterday's UK Sun paper.