IGBO TRADER WRITING WAEC. Ebuka told his Oga at the shop to pls wait at the gate and pick him up after his WAEC Commerce exam at the Commercial Secondary school where he was registered. He was given Commerce Exam question paper and the only question he could answer was question number 3 and it says:''Differentiate between a Warehouse and a Shop.''(20marks)After much thinking he smiled and wrote his answer:Warehouse is at Ojota while shop is at Alaba.Then he submitted his paper and went to meet his Oga at the gate.
Oga : Ebuka , how far?how e be?
Ebuka: E dey ‎​​S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ simple Oga,
Question number three say make we differentiate between a warehouse. & a Shop.
Oga : Hen-hen, wetin U̶̲̥̅̊ come you write ?
Ebuka: Hmm, Ȋ̝̊̅ write say "warehouse dey 4 Ojota. &say ϑ shop dey 4 Alaba. Oga : ‎​​S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ na ϑ only thing wey U̶̲̥̅̊ write be dat ?
Ebuka : Yes oga .
Oga : Chineke.!!! U̶̲̥̅̊ dey craze?common go back & put the phone numbers & ϑ complete address, stupid boy! Na ‎​​S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡
dem take dey get customers?, idiot!!!!​​L̃̾Õ☺Õ̾Ô=D=))ÕÔ☺ÔÕ̾L̃̾ ,

Mr poster

U are sick sir.



No Ofience

Studio i no get tym for you and beside am not expecting any good comment from your likes

Dont mind studio, its a nice joke.

Ok im tired of reading IBO jokes

Is nairaland the BBC NEWS for IBO people?

@op. No dey put this virus for here again. A new law states that uninterested post shall attract a ban to the mugu that posted it.

Word!

GBAM!!!!!

d joke is ok, even if it didnt elicit laughter from me,
odas may see somtin to laugh about.

Like your head

@ studio.
l trust u.
u will neva disapoint.

nice joke, poster, dont mind stud, he's just intimidated by the influence of ur sweet lyrictical jokes , no mind my grammar, na just one small disease i get, GRAMMARSTAPHOCOLOLISM, hehehe

Coolabbie:

Dont mind studio, its a nice joke.

Abi jare i don know studio tey tey now no be today

Studio CFR:

Ok im tired of reading IBO jokes

Is nairaland the BBC NEWS for IBO people?

come studio na me say make IBO take you for mugu?

xynerise:

@op. No dey put this virus for here again. A new law states that uninterested post shall attract a ban to the mugu that posted it.

says by who?

shakara4u:

GBAM!!!!!

woww you don reach office again today abi cos i know say na your office be the only place wey you dey get access to internet

angelz:

d joke is ok, even if it didnt elicit laughter from me,
odas may see somtin to laugh about.

Yes i understand you jare and since i can't pleased everyone and beside person wey never eat breakfast this kind time not to talk of wetin him go eat for dinner nothing you will say that will make that person luagh

Element G:

nice joke, poster, dont mind stud, he's just intimidated by the influence of your sweet lyrictical jokes , no mind my grammar, na just one small disease i get, GRAMMARSTAPHOCOLOLISM, hehehe

Thanks jare element how your side?

Lol


I See u Angels


Big joke
Mtchew.





My haters

If my name is always in your mouthz


Then im always on your mindz.






But seriously, all we see here year in year out is IBO jokes.
Big Deal!

When we go see Yoruba jokes?

oboy e no mean say we no fit hail now,
how today?

woww you don reach office again today abi cos i know say na your office be the only place wey you dey get access to internet

men grow up oo, netsurfin/N: no b work ooo,
wey u tink say i go dey here 247, u tink say i b small boy?

Shakara i dey my brother

How far?
Na so so IBO joke we dey see

I wan see yoruba joke too


lol


Bashy
What do u have against the Ibo's

U dis osho free guy?

shakara4u:


men grow up oo, netsurfin/N: no b work ooo,
wey u tink say i go dey here 247, u tink say i b small boy?

LOL see as he dey try defend himself be honest once and say i cannot afford one at home simple i never see any comment from you weekends you know why cos i dey monitor you

how man go d stalk man,
if u dey informed,u for knw say modem na cheap tin to buy,
wen i had plenty tym waz ysin UGO, then later on starcommms and now Glo,
if u want will brk down how my weekends are for u, and have told u dnt do yahoo,dat u will xpect me to b online every free sec i get,

do this y at wrk n less busy(or wen am enjoyin it n feel like multi-taskin)

if u want no go get life,dey there d stalk man

LOL see as he dey try defend himself be honest once and say i cannot afford one at home simple i never see any comment from you weekends you know why cos i dey monitor you

no dey use defend yourself up and down even studio get internet on his phone everywhere accept say you cannot afford one simple

lol,
oboy i dun tire,free me

good for you my naughty boy

u no com work today?

abi ur subscription dun xpire?

*grinning from ear to ear* i c my predictn is already cumin true!

and wats dat, jst curious

On his oda thread, i predicted gr8 jokes to cum 4rm him dis yr. Aw u dey?

Bashy. . . Pls when you wanna make a post with your blackberry . . . alwayz use the backspace button. . . . Like I've learnt to do. . . you dig?. .

Nice joke anywayz. . . . . .

Shakara my new apprentice how are you today sorry busy all day yesterday so i hardly get on here how borry
@Boss ok no wahala

your head don dey swell now cuz them don wyne u sey u dey Bb o


Mtchew

LOL nop be say them say i dey use am oya kill yourself and beside u dont have to hate if u need one just tell me boy

yeyeyeyeyeyeye, but u no say i no d wrk on sat nyt,

see hw u d condradict ursef bahh, how u dey still?

you make sense so?

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