Snthesis was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife Tanimz was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When Tanimz woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, she put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Snthesis has been missing since Friday.

where is the joke? ok poster if u like that damsel, just come out straight and admit it. *smiles wickedly*

guy! dis trick no go work on Feb14.

U guys need humor therapy

dont hate brother

hmm photosynthesis u wud come bck and explain shogbo tseeeew
olojukokoro oshi

My name don turn to essential commodity - everybody must have a piece. It's not easy.

@Tanimz
Me - everybody? Haba is it dat bad?
Can I cum home now
I'll get u a shinier pink scale

@Badoski
Ko ti le to yen nw

@Stud
Face front, go brush ur tits

lol i'm so happy for u sweety. . . lol

‎​​‎​‎​Tanimz was sure that her Snthesis was having Sex with the maid so she laid a trap.
1 evening she suddenly sent the maid home for weekend & didnt tell husband. That night when they went to bed,Snthesis gave d same old story - Excuse me my dear,my stomach is aching & went to bathroom. The wife promptly went into maid's bed. She switched the lights off. He came in silently,he wasted no time on words but quickly started Sex,
When he finished, Wife said - "U didn't expect me in this bed, did u?" & switched on the light, "No Madam!" said Studio d aboki Gateman.

MORAL: Sometimes getting too smart can get you screwed!

nice one there photosynthesis

snthesis:

@Tanimz
Me - everybody? Haba is it dat bad?
Can I come home now
I'll get u a shinier pink scale

Come home to where? Are you sure you're talking to the right person?

snthesis:

‎​​‎​‎​Tanimz was sure that her Snthesis was having Sex with the maid so she laid a trap.
1 evening she suddenly sent the maid home for weekend & didnt tell husband. That night when they went to bed,Snthesis gave d same old story - Excuse me my dear,my stomach is aching & went to bathroom. The wife promptly went into maid's bed. She switched the lights off. He came in silently,he wasted no time on words but quickly started Sex,
When he finished, Wife said - "U didn't expect me in this bed, did u?" & switched on the light, "No Madam!" said Studio d aboki Gateman.

MORAL: Sometimes getting too smart can get you screwed!

I believe you made a mistake in the bolded.

Imagine. . . see me see trouble oh!. . . tis' photosynthesis wan pour carbohydrate sythesis inside my garium-III-oxocarbonateIV solution. . .

* grabs a m9 and waits patiently for the rat to enter it's trap *

tanimz come here my dear. . . .

Tanimz the guy you abeg give him some chance

Bashy, stop pimping my woman out. Nonsense.

photo! u try for d 2nd one. LWKMD.

yawnz***********

KDK:

Bashy, stop pimping my woman out. Nonsense.

KDK sorry jare

hehe

im lovin dis.

Studio2 we don see you

Tanimz is like TV,

Lysaa is like a MOBILE PHONE.

At home u watch TV,

wen u go out u take ur MOBILE PHONE.

No money,u sell d TV,

Got money u change ur MOBILE PHONE.

Atimes u enjoy TV,

most times u play with ur MOBILE PHONE.

TV is free for life,

for d MOBILE PHONE,if you don't pay, d services will be terminated.

TV is big, bulky and most of d time old,

D MOBILE PHONE is cute,slim,curvy and very portable.

Operational costs for TV is often acceptable, 

But for d MOBILE PHONE it is often high and demanding.

TV has a remote,

MOBILE PHONE doesn't.

Most importantly,MOBILE PHONE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen),

But with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not).

but be warned,

TVs dnt have viruses, 

MOBILE PHONEs often do!

oga you swagga oh.
no 1 joke was tha BOOMBUUUUUUUUUUU.

* throws a grenade into the thread to explode on next post *. . . . . . . . mstcheeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww. . . . . . . .

Passes grenade back to previous poster

snthesis you don kolo finish your last joke is Hilarius bro

lmao, ntc one man,

keep them comin,she go must gree for u

^^
She must gree by laffin by laffta

@Taninmzpie
I made no mistake

LOL no let Tanimz vex oo

Snthesis, your no.2 is a nice joke ,very kool.

^^tanx

na wah o , tanimz dey feel important ni yen , enjoy it while it last o
cus ur expiry date na june , mo ya e lo fi she winter , aremu ah ri wa pada ni summer