A married businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500.
He spent the night with her but before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him and promised to have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."
On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque for $250 instead and enclosed the following type-written note:

"Dear Madam:
Enclosed you will find a cheque in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that
1) it had never been occupied;
2) that there was plenty of heat; and
3) that it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.
However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large."

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque for $250 with the following note:

"Dear Sir,
First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on.
Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlady.
Send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady."

funny, very funny, where did u get dat from

buahhhhahahh lol . , . serves the man right, how him go do, he no go wan pay. .some men sef

nice joke

cunny man meets cunny woman, OP, waitin 4 d response of d man O!

That babe must be a waffy gurl or waffy brought up

Very funny, I dey laugh.

laff well o

Ok,nice story.

Where's the joke?

tho av seen it b4 (a long time ago on NL)
but its funny

Watz funny?

Me like

Nice one,

Lol good 1

nice one poster

lmfao,

i say it, i say it, some pple still got jokes. that is a damn good one bro.

The business man must be IBO

Even an arm robber is a business man for Enugu

stop exposing urself oniranu

funny/

@ Nelson
LOL 4 studioCFR

What do you mean by waffi girl? She must be an Ijebu girl.

Very nice ,

nice one

What is so nice about IBO people?

Kidnapping and Day light robbery?

u must be kidding me.

Mtchew!

ProDiverse:
Thief.. Please no body should deal with this criminal. Lalasticlala please ban this guy

Go and rest bro. You're a fool and poor

Venom2001:

Go and rest bro. You're a fool and poor

Wait you get mouth to talk abi.. No body should deal with this idiot.. He is a bloody scammer..