Sister clowning me for still using Times New Roman as my CV font, ever since these people outgrew me they talk anyhow smh lol

To make a move on this super pretty new chic posted to my office

ChiefPiiko:
To make a move on this super pretty new chic posted to my office

Ashawo

Since you gave me red card, what can a young man do

ibkayee:

Ashawo

Two things on my mind .......How to organise my birthday .2 . Need a thorough body massage by a masculine hand

life on the streets no easy

I have come to accept with serenity things i can't change even if it's a baby being hack to pieces.

There is no point in demeaning oneself for a course, after all he is the alpha and the omega. Wisdom truly comes from the Lord, and understanding is more valuable than diamonds.

Been indifferent in the thought- Should i go for this 1 pm lecture or just stay indoor.

im hungry. but i cant cook cos its nt yet morning. maybe i should sleep off.

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So I settled for amala and ogufe as opposed to fried rice.


I think goat meat will make for a good suya.

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Drunk on food to the point that I'm staggering

ibkayee:
Drunk on food to the point that I'm staggering

yeye

So while I busy tracking some nairalanders by following some nairalanders, yes I am.quite bored and idle.

I stumbled upon one who states she rims her partner(male or female yet to be determined). I have actually googled what rimming is to be sure but would like to confirm from her if she means the same thing...

So it got me wondering....if perchance I visit such persons house, do I use the same utensils she uses? Or how hygienic is it for me not to use disposable spoons cups and plates at restaurants?....

Also, in the event she doesn't marry that partner of hers...is she going to use that same mouth to kiss her eventual husband?....like the dick sucking isn't enough to contend with.....

I wanna vomit.....

Modified...

So the partner is a he, however she gave a not too clever answer....on another note it just occurred to me....how does she do the hair around the butthole...does she shave before rimming....even if she does....i can't imagine...thankfully....what that would feel like on a tongue....yuck!!!

Btw....she seems to have an opinion that anyone who is aversed from it is a caveman.... I swear down I will have to be looking at the mouths of peeps different these days when they speak....

Can someone please answer.....is the thrill of sex that serious?.....what's with all this dick sucking...cum swallowing....rimming....and all that crap....there has to be a female out there who has got some standard above all this....and respects the need to keep her body pure till the right individual comes.... I feel out of place in this world....


Modified again...

She claims its a she...however...does that make it anybit less repulsive?....i mean does a dude butthole differ from a female's butthole?.....i dunno....you tell me....never seen a female butthole before...but I am sure both gender shit the same thing...except if you have a different opinion....

Modified again...

So btw, ran some checks on porn....I know for a fact....females do grow hair around their butthole too....

Blackfyre:
So while I busy tracking some nairalanders by following some nairalanders, yes I am.quite bored and idle.

I stumbled upon one who states she rims her partner(male or female yet to be determined). I have actually googled what rimming is to be sure but would like to confirm from her if she means the same thing...

So it got me wondering....if perchance I visit such persons house, do I use the same utensils she uses? Or how hygienic is it for me not to use disposable spoons cups and plates at restaurants?....

Also, in the event she doesn't marry that partner of hers...is she going to use that same mouth to kiss her eventual husband?....like the dick sucking isn't enough to contend with.....

I wanna vomit.....

Modified...

So the partner is a he, however she gave a not too clever answer....on another note it just occurred to me....how does she do the hair around the butthole...does she shave before rimming....even if she does....i can't imagine...thankfully....what that would feel like on a tongue....yuck!!!

Btw....she seems to have an opinion that anyone who is aversed from it is a caveman.... I swear down I will have to be looking at the mouths of peeps different these days when they speak....

Can someone please answer.....is the thrill of sex that serious?.....what's with all this dick sucking...cum swallowing....rimming....and all that crap....there has to be a female out there who has got some standard above all this....and respects the need to keep her body pure till the right individual comes.... I feel out of place in this world....


Modified again...

She claims its a she...however...does that make it anybit less repulsive?....i mean does a dude butthole differ from a female's butthole?.....i dunno....you tell me....never seen a female butthole before...but I am sure both gender shit the same thing...except if you have a different opinion....

Modified again...

So btw, ran some checks on porn....I know for a fact....females do grow hair around their butthole too....

I read it all.

Beautiful diction.

I love your words-craftmanship

I've noticed you've been mentioning ladies and dick sucking, and contending with the thought of future wifey swallowing as many as possible.

Can you discount on this please? You're making my bp rise.


I hate the thought of it as i don't allow my mind drift to a partner's past, but since i've been following you, my nightmares have become more and more terrifying. Pls bro, help a fellow brother out, you're making me feel out of this world. Future wifey is grinding somewhere at the moment, such comments make a man begin to think, and it unsettles him..How she slowly zips down the trousers and swallows the stuff, thrusting her head against it back and forth..That's it. I'm done with this sh*t thought


CONCERNING THIS PART, LET'S WAIT TO SEE WHAT THE LADIES IN THE HOUSE HAVE TO SAY :



Can someone please answer.....is the thrill of sex that serious?.....what's with all this dick sucking...cum swallowing....rimming....and all that crap....there has to be a female out there who has got some standard above all this....and respects the need to keep her body pure till the right individual comes.... I feel out of place in this world..

Blackfyre:
Dunno if I should stick with my Windows mobile OS or take the plunge to android. I do miss how I could customize things to my wish but I like windows interface.

On a more serious note, obedience is better than sacrifice truly. You may be thought stupid, boring, weird, goody goody, weak or even effeminate. But the reward far outweighs anything and those who have good foresight will always be obedient.

In the end, it keeps one safe, avoids avoidable drama, and you will never regret, only if people could be more patient and stop seeking pleasures according to their own very little understanding of life.

But that's life.

This makes sense. Fresh from a mind that has understanding i can relate with perfectly

LOL @ Blackfyre, this cracked me up


I swear down I will have to be looking at the mouths of peeps different these days when they speak....


You'll lose your peace if you do this

KreativGenius:
LOL @ Blackfyr..e, this cracked me up


I swear down I will have to be looking at the mouths of peeps different these days when they speak....


You'll lose your peace if you do this

I have contemplated far worse and dire situations im an OCD manner than these in my life...my peace was only rattled for a time...never lost...

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Life is really a journey ,hmmm only the wise understands

So I actually stopped taking sugars since like two years ago.....and also cut down to almost nil my intake of soft drinks....just yoghurt and malt....


I have also stopped taking coffee which sort of has helped reduced my anxiety....

Today after finish eating and rounding off with ponmo....leads to the end for the consumption of meat or anything that had blood in it....still wondering if there will be any side effect in terms of nutrition to it....

Intend to start taking loads of fruits instead.... So I guess am.going vegetarian.....

So I think I got myself into a scuffle intentionally....yeah.....i think it's safe to say I like drama.....well....only when am bored....


So.this particular monicker is accusing me of being another monicker....what makes her think so....i don't know........oh well....i am enjoying this trolling and how worked up I am making her get.....yeaaah.....i think am pretty good at this....actually I do genuinely feel she is what I am accusing her of....but I digress.....


A while ago she was showing hostilities....telling me to "man up".....i so hate it when a female uses that word on me.....repeatedly asked her why she was being hostile and I got no reply....anyways...lets see how it turns out....speaking of.....i am very vindictive....that is the only part she got right....but you would have crossed the line after fair warning tho...i also think she is not as feisty as she presents herself on nairaland....she may be quite the softie in person.....oh well who cares.....had a long deep sleep a while ago...

Pardon me tho.....i found it odd someone who could tell the smell of a dic blind folded will be casting aspersions as to someone else's spirituality....these karishikas must be high on cow piss....

She is busy making aspersions....and yet I haven't even thrown a single shot at her yet.....i do feel someone is putting words into her head tho.... She edited her post...


That girl is surely not going to die well....

So you see...she thought i was the same guy with one of her old acquaintances....she has yet to see my post tho.....

I repeat that girl isn't going to die well....


She thinks i am following the dude for some sort of petty reason but to keep track of her really....and also of course....cause drama....

Blackfyre:
She is busy making aspersions....and yet I haven't even thrown a single shot at her yet.....i do feel someone is putting words into her head tho.... She edited her post...
That girl is surely not going to die well....
So you see...she thought i was the same guy with one of her old acquaintances....she has yet to see my post tho.....
I repeat that girl isn't going to die well....
She thinks i am following the dude for some sort of petty reason but to keep track of her really....and also of course....cause drama....

I don't think you are anyone, you are Vorpal!
Deny it and die now!!!!

Drama indeed. You weak prick that was disowned by real men.
They trolled you so hard, you took the easy way out of deactivating.

You are causing drama?
Could you handle the drama that befell your Vorpal account??
Thunder fire your weak balls wherever you are now!
Elemere buruku!!!

I can see you like it rough, bring it on.

She is calling LovePeddler mongers real men.......and you wonder why she is being termed a demon.....

The demons in this girl are a legion....


Just take a look at her emotions everywhere......which man of purpose in this life should be yoked to this?....God forbid bad thing....chisco82.....you better avoid this thing oh....na only she everytime.....na she be the only female for nairaland.....abeg avoid am ooo

Blackfyre:
She is calling LovePeddler mongers real men.......and you wonder why she is being termed a demon.....
The demons in this girl are a legion....
Just take a look at her emotions everywhere......which man of purpose in this life should be yoked to this?....God forbid bad thing....chisco82.....you better avoid this thing oh....na only she everytime.....na she be the only female for nairaland.....abeg avoid am ooo

Shut up jare.
At least their emotions are not scattered all over Nairaland like yours.
Once again, thunder fire your weak balls Vorpal.

Look who is talking of emotions. Typical Vorpal, look for trouble, then play victim when the heat is on you.

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Blackfyre:
Who is looking for trouble....i quietly passed a message to chisco my guy....next thing you are hyperventilating.....


Weak balls?......i laugh throway....even God sef follow me laugh join.....the sperm there will sire sons your lineage will never match in any respect....you and the lady you are in cahoots with....that's a fact......but I digress....

Them been want compare person wey God himself anoint to the ones wey don spend the better part of their lives on prostitutes and been talk say....those ones are real men?.....i swear all the woman wey follow talk that one no go die well and their sons will become such real men join.....

Woman wey don gaggle on various dicks and pussy wey guys don use their dicks whistle for night.....na those ones word of mouth go mean something on top person like me? .......e mean say Jesus Christ no die come this world be that

Demon na demon....i don talk my own....if you quote me again ....i no go reply you....ciao

*spits*

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Trash. You've always been good at crying...no be today

pocohantas:

Trash. You've always been good at crying...no be today

ibkayee:

Even if the devil changes his cloak, we still know his ways.
At least, I have remained as poco

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