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Nasa Completes Mission To Find & Kill God. by zerocool(m): 7:27pm On Feb 25, 2011 |
WASHINGTON—After more than five decades of tireless work, brave exploration, andtechnological innovation aimed at a single objective, the National Aeronautics andSpace Administration announced Wednesday that it had finally completed its mission to find and kill God. "I am ecstatic to tell you all today that we have beheld the awesome visage of the supreme architect of the cosmos, and we have murdered Him," jubilant administrator Charles Bolden said after being drenched with champagne by other celebrating NASA employees."There have been innumerable setbacks, missteps, and hardships over the past 50 years, but we always stayed true to our ultimate goal and we never gave up." "We finally got the son of a bitch!" Bolden continued."He's dead! God is dead! "According to officials, God was killed this morning on the moon by a highly trained team of seven astronauts. He was reportedly lured into a trap after coming into contact with the Voyager 2 probe, which was transmitting a false message that NASA wanted to broker a truce with God on "neutral ground. Rest of Story Here -- http://forumcitizens.com/showthread.php?tid=323&pid=1326#pid1326 |
Re: Nasa Completes Mission To Find & Kill God. by larablog: 9:11pm On Feb 25, 2011 |
What kind of BS is this |
Re: Nasa Completes Mission To Find & Kill God. by Blackteeth(m): 9:22pm On Feb 25, 2011 |
see me trouble ooo. Is this a coded message or what? |
Re: Nasa Completes Mission To Find & Kill God. by solidifi: 11:08pm On Feb 25, 2011 |
What kind of nonsense is this? So it has got to a point where people would foolishly openly joke with Almighty God, and taketh His name in vain. I think some people need urgent psychiatric attention. Let me warn and advise at the same time that, whosoever that insults God, does that at his or her peril. |
Re: Nasa Completes Mission To Find & Kill God. by Dolemite(f): 2:30am On Feb 26, 2011 |
May they succeed in Jesus name. |
Re: Nasa Completes Mission To Find & Kill God. by InkedNerd(f): 2:34am On Feb 26, 2011 |
Dolemite: Lmao |
Re: Nasa Completes Mission To Find & Kill God. by jude33084(m): 6:48am On Feb 26, 2011 |
They r nt insulting God just trying 2 say something bt wit d wrong words |
Re: Nasa Completes Mission To Find & Kill God. by donjon: 8:19am On Feb 26, 2011 |
Abeg, i must not die of laughter |
Re: Nasa Completes Mission To Find & Kill God. by solihu(m): 11:28am On Feb 26, 2011 |
Sick! |
Re: Nasa Completes Mission To Find & Kill God. by Mobinga: 11:50am On Feb 26, 2011 |
Behead Him! |
Re: Nasa Completes Mission To Find & Kill God. by Odunnu: 12:44pm On Feb 26, 2011 |
People can be funny or is it . . .stupid sha. |
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