Pardon my ignorance, but is it not supposed to be Object instead of Abject ?
The article kept talking about Object Oriented Programming stuff like encapsulation,polymorphism,inheritence.

IG,

The article is basically a satire. It is discussing OOP but making fun of those who abuse it or don't use it at all. Hence, in the article, you will see a defintion of "abject". In other words, most pplez code is lacking in certain aspects.

I hope this helps.