I f ur girl should tell u she is pregnant and u have not even started ur life what will u do.

i ll kiss her
congratulate her
and make love 2 her again

i ll kiss her
congratulate her
and make love 2 her again

kai!!! ha!!! That will result in second pregnancy or make she born twins

is she coming to meet me as the owner or just informing me

if am the owner it will be the right time she's telling

if she's just informing me just av no choice than to say congrats

Simple! I will congratulate her and tell her to go meet the father cos I have never slept with her!

Its unfair guys

Its unfair guys!u need2 do the right tin at d good tymes

This topic is not actually funny, it's reality:

Depending on the situation, I might say huh? Are you talking to me?

Ladies, you can never tell. Most of them may act cool and as if they really care about one guy. But if you watch closely, they got drama going with many guys. Some times, they have messed with so many guys that they don't even know who the father of their baby is.

I think that a lady should only be in a relationship with a guy when she can afford to raise a kid, I mean support a kid with out having to look for the father of the kid. Some times, it looks like some ladies have kids just to get child support. So guys watch out, that girl may be hanging around you for your cash.

For me, I aint got that much cash. So, I sent them a clear message that I don't have it. So, I don't have girls floating around me. I have too much bills to pay, and paying child support isn't a load I can carry right now.

Ladies, if you disagree, go figure.

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its not funny to do that all the time cos if u actually become pregnant, no one will accept respnsibility and u will be caught up in your own web.



well, i hope i never make a chick that is not my wife pregnant cos it can distabilize the future. you will have to hustle more and you will be frestrated.
guys play safe[i][/i]

I'll ask her how she discovered the secret of virgin birth

I'll check my pocket and financial balance!!!  then, runaway to Iraq!

On a serious note. If the lady in question is d babe I intend marrying, I'll be glad. But if na one of these "salala" girls, I'll vehemently deny resposibility!

i did that to my boyfriend sometime ago and he totally freak out, i could swear he was always praying for it to happen, said he wanted it to be a girl with coloured eyes like mine,he won't even let me do nothing, at a point i started pitying him cos it wasn't true so i had to twist the story again to get the baby out of the picture, but i enjoyed all the care and attention.it actually made me want to get pregnant.

I'd welcome her with open arms, as long as it's mine, and there are no doubts.

I submit that it should depend on the guys age,financial predisposition,psychological maturity and marital status.At my present age(>30),financial status(stable),psyche(marriage bound),marital state(single) and if she is my dream woman,I,ll go pay her bride price and tie the nuptial knot stat!

@ kateflow.

arabanko

What is the meaning of that? Am dead curious.

@ Hazel eyed.

Chai. laser-eyed, I just knew you could do something like that. What's the gain if the care you got went back to status quo?

I can guess the story line you used in getting the fake baby out of the painting

I do not pray or wish for such, but if it happens, wetin man go do?
If i am convinced am responsible for the pregnancy, i will keep the pregnancy if i do not want to marry the lady, i will take good care of her till my child grow. if it is the one i want to marry, i will go on and marry her. If i am not ready for marriage then, i will take care of her, then get ready and bring her in, then the party will start officially, no MC wanted.

@silly,,u don find me come here abi,follow follow,

and do not,i repeat,do not call me laser-eyes again oooo, just warning u,


and what exactly do u think could have been the story to get the baby ou of the picture, ehnn, no find my trouble ooo,

@ lazer (oops sorry) Havel eyed.

and what exactly do u think could have been the story to get the baby ou of the picture, ehnn, no find my trouble ooo,

You could do that unintentionally while you were doing sit-ups or skipping exercises u suddenly develop interest in!!! very easy

I like u sha. Mo like e gan!! (u smart)

hahahahahaha, very close to the story.hnmmm something like that shaa,

if u stop calling me lase eyes we could be friends, atleast i don notice u reach that point, abi no be wetin u dey find before, Agbaya, why u no go like me?i be girl,u be boy, likeness is inevitable on ur part, olodo, stop following me everywhere ooo, especially if u are calling me laser eye, silly willy

I guess my guess is good. Would u mind sharing the story?

I'll stop calling you laser eyed but you'll have to pardon me whenever i have "slip of fingers" .

atleast i don notice u reach that point,

ehenn so you don dey notice since   . Okay me sef don dey notice you. I thought we were friends before, never knew we will just be starting

why u no go like me?i be girl,u be boy, likeness is inevitable on your part, olodo,

Believe me, it's not my fault. and am no agbaya ooo. "Am just 18 with 42years experience" and that "thing" neva grow old

18 yrs!!!!!meeennn,u are justa boy, anyways i'll forgive u at least now i know u are just a kid and kids make mistakes, not to worry we are friends oh, but silly ur picture suggests that u are much older than 18, we are friends now remember so no lying, but if truly u are 18,then i must say u not only have the 42yrs experience,u look it too, hahahahahahahahahahahahha

@ Hazel eyed.

This is the second time I'll be typing this! I did it earlier and one *looks at my back* naughty lady came around and wipe it off!

Am definately not 18. That's why I put my statement in quote

"Am just 18 with 42years experience"

. Am between 26 and 28yrs. That picture you were refering to was taken some years back while I was in year 3 @ the University.

We are friends now but you'll have to stop insulting me anywhere on Nairaland. Even if I say naughty and silly things. Agree?

ok silly, am glaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddd u are not 18.geezzzz!!!!!!!!!!i for just pass out,

anyways,i agree to be your friend but when u say naughty and silly things be sure to get some from me.afterall i won't let a brother tow the wrong part talk more of a friend(u), that's what friends are for,right, so buddy we look out for each other now,,abi u no like am like that?

i don't know what i'd do if i got pregnant, outside marriage i wont kill d baby of course but id prolly die of worry!

my b/f and were making love one day and he almost forgot to wear d rubber

i was like omg are u trying to get me pregnant or what?!!! and he was like

that's not a bad idea, it will be my baby

of course he wore d rubber as soon as i gave him a severe stare

DILOGUE

GIRLFRIEND; osereka, am pregnant
OSEREKA ; wetin be dat?
GIRLFRIEND; I say I don get belle
OSEREKA ; na who give you the belle
GIRLFRIEND; wetin you mean? na you now!
OSEREKA ; eh hennn what of the other guys wey de shag you too? eh? like sillyboy, opuro,seun ,etC

DIALOGUE

GIRLFRIEND;  osereka, am pregnant
OSEREKA  ; wetin be dat?
GIRLFRIEND;  I say I don get belle
OSEREKA    ; na who give you the belle
GIRLFRIEND; wetin you mean? na you now!
OSEREKA   ; eh hennn what of  the other guys wey de shag you too? eh? like sillyboy, opuro,seun ,etC

hhm how come my condom tear abi wetin. GUYS PLAY SAFE PLEASE

*Silly suddenly burst in*

Sillyboy: No be me ooo

Osereka: Why u think say no be you?

Pregnant Girl: Hehe hehe hehe (crying)

Seun: Pregnant girl sorry oo (looking so worried)

Sillyboy: Am sure it wasn't me!! I only "knocked" but never "entered"!

Oseraka: Are u sure? Why d girl dey call your name when I dey "Fire" am?

All except Oseraka: So you "fire" am?!!!!!! (shouts)
*Oseraka look lost*

Pregnant Girl: Oga Silly no "enter" my "shop". Na Oga Oseraka and Oga Seun enter my "shop" eh eh eh eh (Crying)

Sillyboy: *kneeling down thanking God*

Pregnant Girl: Na Oga Oseraka "enter" my "shop" pass!