Sleeping and waking up with the same person for the rest of your life is the romantic dream of lovers and millions have been doing so since Adam and Eve. But not all romantic dreams come true as millions of single parents and separated lovers can testify today.

How do you know that a particular person would be the right man or woman to sleep and wake with for the rest of your life without being bored or tired of the person?

It was only once that I saw my my father and mother of blessed memory quarreling and sleeping apart in the same room until they died and I wished for such a beautiful and wonderful marriage when I was growing up since they gave me a happy childhood. And the only Nigerian lady I can sleep and wake up with for the rest of my life has been my close friend for 14 years now. But I believe in free love and may not end up with only one mother of my children. So, I do not see myself sleeping and waking up with the same woman for the rest of my life.

I did it for two months with the lady I was engaged to 12 years ago and I was happy. But we separated, because she did not want the kind of big picture life I wanted. She was not fashionable enough and wanted a simple Nigerian life that was not romantic enough for me. Three other young ladies also fell by the way side after her. And I have decided to dump monogamy for good and I now prefer to sleep and wake up with at least four different women from four different continents.

Ok. just make sure u pray b4 u go to bed

Are we talking day-time sleep or night time sleep?

I can wait for these but i have never find Mrs Right

^^ look arnd n u shall find
yh its always bn my drm 2 wake up everymornin n c d man dat s taken ova my hrtbt
baby i miss u somuch
mbok i wan c u s bad

@Dyt

Afuru gin na ya

^ i dont spk in tongue boi

Grandma i'm only telling you that I lost you.

oh boi
dats y u nefa find who lofe u na
comot u dey block me

Grandma If i dey block you wait make Dangote Trailer con Hug you na. . . . . msheeeewww

pushes him on his head
o boi
park well

Man in the picture: You no dey tire?
Woman in the picture: Tire ke? Wetin you don do? Na life sentence oh! We have more decades to go for life. I beg, three more rounds. You are too massive and I want more jo.

Orikinla:

Man in the picture: You no dey tire?
Woman in the picture: Tire ke? Wetin you don do? Na life sentence oh! We have more decades to go for life. I beg, three more rounds. You are too massive and I want more jo.

what an imagination!!!




@ Topic,

he likes me on his chest otherwise he likes to spoon hug me. As for me, I am not that romantic and his body is to hot for me at times (I am afterall the Ice Girl meaning I can sleep without blanket under air conditioning system and fan all join one go) and I love jogging under the snow with my shirt and shorts!) so i would prefer if he sleep on his side and I sleep on mine

Sigh**

D-sense:

Sigh**

Is this sigh for me or sumone else?

No!!
For others

ok thank you!

Don't believe any Nigerian girl claiming to be a virgin without proof. And if she cannot prove it, tell her to just SHUT UP. Being a virgin does not make anyone holier than non-virgins. Any guy who is looking for a virgin to marry after banging other babes is just a bloody idiot.

gud 4u bt diz is d shortest way 2 early grave, wake up oh dreamer!

Not sure about marriage, bn single is the sweetest thing.

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Better than waking up with various strangers for the rest of your life I think

Ms. Potato:

what an imagination!!!

I wondered. . . .

D way I feel rit nw....
I dunt kno if I can trully lurf a girl
I kno I can show much care for any nice-to-be-with babe
So chopping gbegiri only for d rest of ......

mstcheeewwwww!!

d tin dey scare me oooo, I wonder how e go be like...Persistent prayer na de solution so dat 1 go get better person to settle down with...