Idowu has male customers.
If a lady post "you guys are monkeys" on facebook, you'll see 50 comments.
So she thinks she can use dat what-is-inside-skirt cult power to confuse people here. .She has succeeded in seducing and bewitching El-Guapo to dangle his peniiis at full mast to every of her customers in exchange for a smoking red hot arse. .
El Guapo u don fork up! Breastz fumbla

Guys are beginning to wisen up though!
It's not because you have a red yansh dat we'll start acceptin every rubbish SEX talks here in place of jokes

Idowu, we don't need ur massage here. .
Enough of your intimate romance in Joke section. .
Go to friend gistin hostel in sexuality and show your skills there. .

Shiiiiiit!! Can't believe two guyz are openly fighting a lady. Come on guyz, make una stop this tin abeg. Instead of chasing people away from this thread which you think you are doing, more of us will keep coming here out of sympathy, I still don't see anything wrong with this thread.

@chykason:guy u are right,we can't accept red,hot yansh in place of jokes,dangling manliness or back massage in place of humour.gurl u berra go learn work from the masters

Hamid O:

Shiiiiiit!! Can't believe two guyz are openly fighting a lady. Come on guyz, make una stop this tin abeg. Instead of chasing people away from this thread which you think you are doing, more of us will keep coming here out of sympathy, I still don't see anything wrong with this thread.

what!!!
Hamid, u to follow post SEXUAL IMMORALITY here

Hamid since we're in joke section, can you tell us any joke here except SEXUAL immorality she's feeding us with?
Be sincere. . .

first timer, as in i be J J C.make una welcom me oooo.or i go,

chi-baby:

If i was a mod i wud warn both Chykason and bright007 to quit da cursing and if they carried on, it wud b an automatic ban. As in all of ds is way too unnecessary. With u guyz cursing out how is da joke meant to flow  
Just stop plsss u derailing da dammnn thread

ID pls ignore their post relating to u itz easy. Lyk I knw u not really gna start answering bk

chi-baby:

[size=12pt]If i was a mod i wud warn With u guyz cursing out how is da joke meant to flow  

chi-baby, to tell d truth no joke is flowing even when they are posting SEXPERIMENTATION here.
Talkless of ever. .reason is dat she can't post anything apart from massage, dangle your don-Thomas, come smoke out my red hot arse. .
No creativity, no joke and she is even boastin of first- runner up.

Chibabe. I aint stressing I can deal wiv a few mugabes its doesn't bug me sweets ur no how we roll in da land of d queens

Derail all u like u only callin for a ban its not partial wen dat happenss
As for u brigght , if u were enof I wud halar don't worri I have dealt wiv dreal. Studio I won't exchange words.wiv his wannabe . I like d realness not fakeness

Customers deres gona b a new twist to d spa o , we are soon gona launch  to a barbing/hair salon downstAirs d spa. So bobolets come for ur Cuts and trims we will sure make u look  fresh and so so clean .ladies no recyclin ur weaves we can finish off d look u want ,come in And get pampered Quaranteed Service muahhh xxxx
Luv u all thanks 4 bin loyal house  

@d newbie
Hullo sori d thread is a bit rocky but u welcome carE for some cookies

dhensity:

first timer, as in i be J J C.make una welcom me oooo.or i go,

only if you're 18+
go to hotel hostel room 55 as they said for your initiation by Hon Minister of Sexual Matters: Mrs Idowu

This is Nairaland rules
idowu go and read d sexuality warning

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-1026.0.html

Okiies spa closed now. She counts d cash wow I dinT do 2 bad 2day . She prays 4 more paying customers 2moro. Fada matche dose consumers to my place and all dat wish me bad fada let my enemies die die die die die >

na here you dey?

Its because p'pl re replyn u guys dat u're talkn. E ja'gboran jo, newbie welcum jare.

Uncle remmmz missed u . Are u bck from d tRip

Id, yeah, was a short one

QUALITIES OF A GOOD OFFTOPIC BAR SERVICE PROVIDER
(1)Customers come first
(2)Should not b arrogant,insultive nor uneccessarily corrupt
(3)Must b jovial,creative,and exceptionally b a joke cracker
(4)Must not treat customers with contempt or give preferential treatment
5)All customers whether old or new,young or old are all welcome to the bar
(6)Cracking jokes is not a one-sided thing,so he/she must allow customers direction of flow to b his/her foundation to create humour.
(7)Must be able to adjust to customers needs all d time
(Must be able to make majority of the customers if not all happy with her correspondence.
(9)E.T.C
In all these I think our minister for sexual matters has FAILED WOEFULLY

Idowuogbo:

Okiies spa closed now. She counts d cash wow I dinT do 2 bad 2day . She prays 4 more paying customers 2moro. Fada matche dose consumers to my place and all dat wish me bad fada let my enemies  die die die die die   >

chai! See joke.
We're not your enemies. .we're telling you d truth. .it's called criticism. .you don't flow. .you talk only sexually immoral things, you don't post funny things. .

Remii:

Id, yeah, was a short one

no wahala good to no u sound, by d way welcome to d thread wud have offered u accupuncture but spas closed u get special discount if u arrive early 2moro samee goes to u mi loff yincus  

bright007:

QUALITIES OF A GOOD OFFTOPIC BAR SERVICE PROVIDER
(1)Customers come first
(2)Should not b arrogant,insultive nor uneccessary corrupt
(3)Must b jovial,creative,and exceptionally b a joke cracker
(4)Must not treat customers with contempt or give preferential treatment
5)All customers whether old or new,young or old are all welcome to the bar
(6)Cracking jokes is not a one-sided thing,so he/she must allow customers direction of jokes be his or her foundation to create humour.
(7)Must be able to adjust to customers needs all d time
(Must be able to make majority of the customers if not all happy with her correspondence.
(9)E.T.C
In all these I think our minister for sexual matters has FAILED WOEFULLY

learn, idowu learn.

Why will you pursue people(e.g. Henry46) and tell them dat this place is not bar. Dat whether they don't have spa in Kaduna? It's somehow too sharp a reply. Even if u wan 2 insult, there's a way u type it & it'll flow.
Learn and stop all these massages, El Guapo's dangling. .they're not jokes

##Idowu pls learn.That is the only option you have got LEARN oooooooo

Idowuogbo:

Chibabe. I aint stressing I can deal wiv a few mugabes its doesn't bug me sweets your no how we roll in da land of d queens

Koolio

And d paparazzi jus can't  get enough of Badoskyy!!!, no b lie hia am , I go sign ur autograph 2moro

Last warning do not direct any curses to me I.e red woeva am so forthh plss

10 pages of never ending fight??

temper. . .temper

okay, make I help ma fellow sister post joke here and after that @Chykason and Bright - the fighting stops - pls??

The new Liverpool manager sent scouts out around the world looking for a


new striker to replace Michael Owen who had gone to Newcastle.

One of the scouts informs him of a young Iraqi striker who he thinks

will turn out to be a true superstar. The L'pool manager flies to

Baghdad to watch him and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to

come over to Anfield.

Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Man Utd with only 20 minutes

left.

The manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on the field he

goes. The lad is a sensation, scores 5 in 20 minutes and wins the game

for Liverpool. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are

delighted and the media love the new star.

When the lad comes off the pitch, he phones his mum to tell her about

his first day in English football. "Hello mum, guess what?" he says.

"I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we

won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me".

"Wonderful," says his mum. "Let me tell you about my day. Your father

got shot in the street, your sister and I were ambushed and beaten and

your brother has joined a gang of looters while you were having a great

time!"

With this news, the young lad is very upset. "What can I say mum, except


I'm so sorry".

"Sorry!" exclaims his mum. "It's your fault we all moved to Liverpool in


the first place!"

O ma ga o. All of this untop the first, one and only thread by my Badosky.

Abeg, you guys should quit the beef, it's only a thread, before we know it it'd reach a hundred pages and you can create another one. We don't need all of this right now.

Baadossky still standin ladies notin dey pa
Efemena u are mouthed my sherikoko , see u ask for thread I give u dem wan circumcise me wiv curse hmm u see I don change dis year o . Bcus if I perform anoda vicks tins wud get ugly oooo
Badosky jnr everly sure u are

^^ I commot cap!

Area mama, warrido?

Spa is closed u come late
Wey my chocomilo na

I know the spa is closed, I just wanted to look around ni.

Here are you choco milos:

LOL @Id

I read twice, read between lines, try from right to left but still don't get ur flows. Abeg na which schl i fit learn am.

Chykason:

Idowu has male customers.
If a lady post "you guys are monkeys" on facebook, you'll see 50 comments.
So she thinks she can use dat what-is-inside-skirt cult power to confuse people here. .She has succeeded in seducing and bewitching El-Guapo to dangle his peniiis at full mast to every of her customers in exchange for a smoking red hot arse. .
El Guapo u don fork up! Breastz fumbla

Guys are beginning to wisen up though!
It's not because you have a red yansh dat we'll start acceptin every rubbish SEX talks here in place of jokes

Chykason:

learn, idowu learn.

Why will you pursue people(e.g. Henry46) and tell them dat this place is not bar. Dat whether they don't have spa in Kaduna? It's somehow too sharp a reply. Even if u wan 2 insult, there's a way u type it & it'll flow.
Learn and stop all these massages, El Guapo's dangling. .they're not jokes

Its obvious a soul takes me for a GaY
Posting ma name in every of his comment is way too unusual and am not gonna relent in telin u this 'MR AM AINT GAY'
You've got some chagrin against Idowu here or off here dont call for a shot from moi or anyoda member, but if u eva decide to proceed on this rant today, Ohhh Gawd! Your account go hear the sound