After ther term Job Security was defined by our own No 1 man GoodLuck Jonathan to D'banj " Assuming you r'e doing your job on stage, performing and we start hearing Gun shots outside, there need to be security from such situation as you perform. . . ."

I have come to believe my earlier fears that GEJ is slightly better that his wife and also suspect his so called Phd but lets put that aside and describe job security in your own words,

phony hollow diploma,

Job security - its like dry water!!!

The two words dont go together.

To be servant minded.

GEJ - Job security is not letting molue hit the Okada you are riding to work.

Mr PhD President.

gej - job security is maiguard

"job Security" is like EFCC is under yahoo-yahoo. thank you please.

It means having a team of SSS, POLICE MEN, JTF, ARMY, NAVY, AIRFORCE,OPC,MEND,BOKO HARAM,MASSOB & VIGILANT GROUPS ALL SAFE GUIDING U OR SECURING UR PLACE OF WORK WHILE U ARE WORKING. Its the same way with SOCIAL SECURITY which simply means getting all those security guys i mentioned earlier to secure any place were there is socia function going on/ taking place e.g chief olabode's corruption thanks given party, obj's 100yr sry his 76yrs bday bash, Nigerias 50th bday party, all the social functions needs SOCIAL SECURITY LIKE JOB SECURITY TOO. I got this from toronto uniport oxford zoology dictionary, 1 & only edition by PhD GEJ. Dats d only dictionary u can find d new and true meanings of every word. HIGHLY RECOMENDED FOR PhD ASPIRANTS.

byrron:

It means having a team of SSS, POLICE MEN, JTF, ARMY, NAVY, AIRFORCE,OPC,MEND,BOKO HARAM,MASSOB & VIGILANT GROUPS ALL SAFE GUIDING U OR SECURING your PLACE OF WORK WHILE U ARE WORKING. Its the same way with SOCIAL SECURITY which simply means getting all those security guys i mentioned earlier to secure any place were there is socia function going on/ taking place e.g chief olabode's corruption thanks given party, obj's 100yr sry his 76yrs bday bash, Nigerias 50th bday party, all the social functions needs SOCIAL SECURITY LIKE JOB SECURITY TOO. I got this from toronto uniport oxford zoology dictionary, 1 & only edition by PhD GEJ. Dats d only dictionary u can find d new and true meanings of every word. HIGHLY RECOMENDED FOR PhD ASPIRANTS.

LMAO!

Our President has a PhD o!

Job security is when you have a maiguard in your office

Mr President needs to learn how to respond to questions.

Uh uh uh ! *clear my throat* job security is any time I am flying offshore Govt should put marine police and NEMA over the sea in case the chopper develops problem.

For example if you are a goalkeeper and referee gives a free kick close to the goalpost. When the defenders and other players will form a wall to secure the goal post, that is job security for the goalkeeper

Shame on Odechukwu

Pro Anti:

Mr President needs to learn how to respond to questions.

Dude, lol . . .  that ain't remotely the problem oo . . . . he needs to spend time at least studying his own EXPO for it to work for him.    . .   . . 

He chose to be interviewed by a D'Banj and he still blow this kind o'blow for there? ROFLMAO!

@OP

Job security is when a commercial séx-vendor ensures her customers wore condoms

I bet the president wouldn't be able to define what good luck is if asked . .he'd probably go along the lines of "good luck is a name of a person whose immediate superiors experience such woeful lucks which always eventually paves way for him to hold positions he's in the least bit qualified for"

I will hope someone will still come here and tell me the President of the Federal republic of Nigeria ain't a Móron!

violent:

@OP

Job security is when a commercial séx-vendor ensures her customers wore condoms

I bet the president wouldn't be able to define what good luck is if asked . .he'd probably go along the lines of "good luck is a name of a person whose immediate superiors experience such woeful lucks which always eventually paves way for him to hold positions he's in the least bit qualified for"

I will hope someone will still come here and tell me the President of the Federal republic of Nigeria ain't a Móron!

LWKMD! 

violent:

@OP

Job security is when a commercial séx-vendor ensures her customers wore condoms

I bet the president wouldn't be able to define what good luck is if asked . .he'd probably go along the lines of "good luck is a name of a person whose immediate superiors experience such woeful lucks which always eventually paves way for him to hold positions he's in the least bit qualified for"

I will hope someone will still come here and tell me the President of the Federal republic of Nigeria ain't a Móron!

Lmao. . .i was actually taking that for job satisfaction !

Did GEJ really say this or the OP is just trying to pull another stunt??

hatch#:

After ther term Job Security was defined by our own No 1 man GoodLuck Jonathan to D'banj " Assuming you r'e doing your job on stage, performing and we start hearing Gun shots outside, there need to be security from such situation as you perform. . . .

my heart bleed for those special adviser's that couldn't even preview the program before releasing another comic blunder.

show me your wife and i will tell you who are. pathetic nuisance!

Rhino.5dm:

show me your wife and i will tell you who are.

Did the moooron say this as well?

Sagamite:

Did the moooron say this as well?

I doubt if Odechukwu is that Stuupeed?

Job security is praying your Oga dies in office, since it's the only way you can get awoof promotion.

seanet02:

I doubt if Odechukwu is that Stuupeed?

Retardeen¹ has the IQ of a Silverback Gorilla, so I don't think any goof is beyond his realms.

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Sagamite:

Retardeen¹ has the IQ of a Silverback Gorilla, so I don't think any goof is beyond his realms.

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aisha2:

Job security is when you have a maiguard in your office

Simple!

Chei this man don suffer for una hand. Anyway job security is when your office has a very high fence like kirikri

Job security is when i have 3 maiguards in my office, one for morning, one afternoon, one evening and a police dog

Job security is also for all those women who follow madam not to laugh as mummy says "for presidency,vote unbrerra" so that they can provide umbrerra if rain starts.

Vigilante:

Chei this man don suffer for una hand. Anyway job security is when your office has a very high fence like kirikri

dayokanu:

Shame on Odechukwu

seanet02:

I doubt if Odechukwu is that Stuupeed?

Please, in the name of God u guys should con court another name for Goodluck. In case u dont know Chukwu means God and we should not make anything that has to do with God a subject of ridicule. One love.

^^^
Odechuwu is the alias of GEJ derieve from two strong terms from the most rival ethnic language in nigeria.

ode= mumu

chukwu=god
odechukwu= god of mumu(creator of mumulogy)


so brother calm down!