yuzedo:

When do we get to the sex part?  
Get to it already! We want sex. . . We want sex. . . WE WANT SEX!!  

PERV Alert!!! Call the po-po!
@Pornodude(i feel like i have to wash my mouth out after writing that),i can't just be typing like that now. . Haba. As something comes to me,i'll put it on here.

Do you want the thread moved to the journal section so others won't be able to reply?

@Seun,nope. I like getting replies. Knowing people read and have things to say makes me wanna write all the more.
But if anybody(this means you,190) tries to derail this thread i'll report the person to the mods sharp sharp!

Altreides, shurrup AND tell us about ur sexual trysts and escapades gaddemit!! (potential & real-time)

PERVERT!
Now,you read what i write. And everything will progress as i see fit.
Sorry to burst your bubble Bundy,but there are no wild sexual escapades for now,nor will there be for a while yet. Go find something else to titilate you perv.

Ok!
**Deleting bookmark and skulking away from her "dry journal". . . Making my way to the intimacy.u.a.l.i.t.y section wiv my handy tub of vaseline **

Odabo!
Make sure you close my door on your way out.

Good work, I like it. Just continue writing like this and improving, exercise your literary muscles girl I'm proud of you.

I'm a bit worried about the smirnoff issue though, at 17 for a lady? Obviously you're not drinking it just because it's sweet otherwise cranberry juice or something would suffice, you are getting a 'high' from it that's why it has become a habit, a habit that will require stronger alcoholic beverages to satisfy as you grow older. . . be careful girl, I know you're smart anyways.

Keep it up, exercise your brain and get smarter

Well yes it's not just because it's sweet,if that was so,cranberry(okay prolly orange)juice would suffice. It does give me a buzz. It's not like i drink a bottle every single day;i usually drink 2 or 3 bottles a week.
I'm not addicted to it,there have been periods when i've gone off it for a while,so i don't see it is a problem.

@SEUN- if i see dat ur dirty azz in this thread, i will end you. mind your business and moderate elsewhere.

@poster- shey u no go talk more tori ni?

this is the worst Uniben journal ever! U dint even try to make it interesting! Just long overemphasized dry gist of how u pulled your friggin teeth?

VC got hit with pure water! We want to hear of that

students beat up policemen that were 'keepin the peace' during one of the NUGA football matches. We want to hear of that

u didn't even make it to NUGA. If you're goin to waste time writing crap, the least you could do is make it interesting crap!

I'm sure you didn't even watch any Nuga games at all.

I hereby declare this
WELL WRITTEN BORING RAMBLINGS of a teenager who probably lives more in her head than in real life.

Abt ur Dr. Cutie, you should find out if he treats all female patients thesame way before u get too interested.

New Entry: My Music and i + My obsessions.
6:49 p.m. Saturday 26th of March,2011.
I love music. Ok i know everybody says that,but i really do love music. One thing that makes me different is the fact that i love such a broad range of music.
Most people my age have no idea who Kenny Rogers is,talkless of Skeeter Davis.
You can blame my dad for my slightly eclectic taste in music.
He loves Country music a la Jim Reeves and Kenny Roger,Soul,and of course,there's no self-respecting child of the 70's who doesn't like reggae.

I grew up listening to these people,and i liked them. Skeeter Davis i wanted to strangle on occasion,and Dolly Parton too,because some times their voices were so damn whiny,but i survived,and they grew on me. As i grew older,my tastes in music got more defined. I discovered that i love rock music,and that rap's like poetry in motion to me. For someone who writes,that's a BIG plus. I don't like hard-core rock;i've never been able to listen to death meta. I mean,come on,it's called 'DEATH' metal. 'DEATH'. Seriously? A lotta R nd B songs always put me to sleep instantly,so i'm not too fond of that genre. I was a bit skeptical about new school country,but then i discovered Carrie Underwood,Lady Antebellum,Rascal Flatts,Tim McGraw etc. Pure bliss. And nobody should mention Taylor Swift as a country singer,or else i'll shoot them. And Taylor Swift too,when i have a chance to. Taylor Swift is a piss-poor country singer. End of. I'll never understand what people see in her anyway.

When it comes to rap,i can do hard-core and soft-core. My fav white rapper would definitely be Eminem. The guys a friggin legend.
My top 5 Eminem songs,in no particular order,would be:
1-Stan.
2-Hailie Song.
3-Mockingbird
4-Love the way you lie.
5-When i'm gone.
I know lotsa people think Eminem's this gun-packing,dope-snorting,mom-dissing lunatic,but everytime i listen to him,i hear a man who loves his daughter to pieces. I don't care what anyone else thinks,and maybe this doesn't really fit into the whole bad-as.s raphead persona,but Eminem is a real sweetheart. That's right,i said it. Sweetheart! More on my music later.

Now let's talk about my obsessions.

I'm kinda weird. Not very weird,but kinda weird,but i'll get to that later. I function okay in social settings,but the truth is,well,how do i say this without soundling insensitive(and mildly crazy).
Ah well,it can't be helped. Might as well go for the jugular.
I don't really like people.
I mean,they're noisy,and sweaty,and they expect you to make polite conversation and they're so damn boring your brain leaks out of your ears in protest.
I hate small talk. It's a waste of time and energy,and i hate wasting energy. I have so little of it and so much to use it for!
I mean,picture this;on one hand some random guy droning on,making smalltalk so boring it's physically painful,and on the other hand,book 18 of Nora Roberts/J.D Robb Death series(she's written 40 so far and i have 22 to go). Nora Roberts' book,boring drone. Nora Roberts' book,excruciatingly boring drone. What to pick,what to pick. Is that a trick question? I'll take the book over random boring guy any day. I mean,when you think about it,books are so much more interesting than people. They have such fascinating characters,picturesque locations,bea-utiful words,and you want to place that against some mildly sweaty Chike ? A book's gonna win every time. Hands down.

If it was a cute boy though,we-ell,now you're talking. I like looking at cute boys. They're pretty. Eyecandy,too. And if he actually has a brain in his head? Lawd have mercy. Intelligent conversation is a BIG plus. HUGE one.

Apart from novels,i tend to get obsessed with t.v show characters. For example,Morgan and Garcia on Criminal Minds. They have such amazing chemistry and i wanted them together sooo bad. . I still do,actually. It got to a point where i'd go on youtube and download loads of Morgan and Garcia videos. I'd read fanfics about them. Hell,i'd write fanfics about them too. I did the same thing with Nbc soapie,days of our lives.

Oh i also have this habit of mumbling to myself. I'm not really mumbling-i'm just acting out a particular scene i'm about to write down. I imagine i look like a mad person some of the time. Lord knows i've gotten really strange looks from random people.

Totally random here,but how many guys chat a girl up with this line: "Can i get to know you?". A guy on my street walked up to me and said that. "Hey fine girl,can i get to know you?",he said. Well,he's got liver. I have to give him that. "Can i get to know you"? How can someone actually use that tired old line in this day an age? Seriously? You know what i wanted to say when he said "Can i get to know you?". I wanted to say;"No,you cannot get to know me. End of" or "I'm sorry,is this the point where i fall into your arms,dazzled by your romantic proposition?" or something equally snarky. It was on the tip of my tongue. But i didn't say that. Momma always said that i should NEVER be rude to toasters. It's a hardship sometimes,but i try to be nice to them,even when i say no. I've never insulted a toaster to his face before,no matter how haggard,ugly,wogly(that's wowo + ugly=wogly,to give you a better idea of how fugly this person was)etc he might be. I don't raise my voice,and i certainly don't do anything to hurt his ego. One has to be careful with such things,afterall. But i still can't get over how someone decides to use "Can i get to know you?" as a pick-up line.

@Anathemia,oh dear,you want me to make up stuff that hasn't happened yet?
This is more about me than it is about Uniben,or is Uniben paying me to write?
Uniben is only part of it by virtue of me. Now if you know anything about Uniben's current sessions,you'd know that lectures had barely started before we went on NUGA break. We haven't even matriculated yet. School's just starting! When i resume and start everything proper,i'll write stuff about Uniben when it concerns.me. If you want regular newsletters about what goes on at Uniben,you'd best look elsewhere.

Oh and i did say that i left town during the NUGA games. If you knew you only wanted to read about Uniben and stuff,you shouldn't have read further than that.

That being said,you have a point-i do have a tendency to ramble. I like using words,and sometimes they get a way from me.

My trip to the dentist is the most interesting thing that's happened so far,and that's why i wrote about it. This is my first year in school and it's a learning experience for me too,so i know i'll definitely be writing sbout stuff as it happens.

That being said,this is my journal. Mine. I decide what to write and how to write it. I will not defend those choices or change them to suit anyone. If there's not enough stuff about Uniben here then that's fine by me. If you don't like what i'm writing then don't read it. Nothing's by force,k?

if you didn't want to be associated with Uniben, you shoulda left out your school. I'm just pointing out interesting things that actually have happened but like i said, ur too stuck up in your head to listen.

Whatever! Like i said before, BORING!!

who gives a f*ck about what you think? Life's a big shite.

Anyway you in benin? Would love to hook up with ya, i got same weird mind but a cool guy. Hit me up.

What interesting thing? The NUGA games? What part of i was not in Benin when it held do you not understand?
Was i supposed to have watched the games and reported on them from Warri? Uniben is only a part of this journal by virtue of me,not the other way round. If you want a Uniben newsletter then go somewhere else. I no be staff.

I repeat,if this is so boring,do not read,biko nwanyi. Just don't read and don't reply if it bores you. I understand boredom. I'm often afflicted with it myself,so if my writing bores you then don't read.

Can someone please move this to the journal section? I just want to read the entries.

@Dolemite,but i like seeing the replies. It tells me that people are reading.

Although,some of them are a bit distracting.

anathemia:

if you didn't want to be associated with Uniben, you shoulda left out your school. I'm just pointing out interesting things that actually have happened but like i said, your too stuck up in your head to listen.

Whatever! Like i said before, BORING!!

take a chill pill nobody is asking u to read if the contents Does not interest u can move to another thread
this is a journal of someones life she has the right to write whatever she wants not what your looking to hear
Atreides Keep it going some parts have been intresting to me some parts abit boring but hey we cant all like the same thing
Thumbs Up!!!!

anathemia:

if you didn't want to be associated with Uniben, you shoulda left out your school. I'm just pointing out interesting things that actually have happened but like i said, your too stuck up in your head to listen.

Whatever! Like i said before, BORING!!

Dont know why u are so fixated with this Uniben stuff despite her explanation.
i enjoyed it at the begining but not really anymore now. i guess the novelty is wearing off.
BTW why was it removed from the homepage?

New Entry:Trying to look sexy.
Sunday,27th March,2011.
I woke up about an hour ago,brushed my teeth,did all my chores,etc.
When i was done,i sat in front of the mirror,working on my pout. Every femme fatale has a killer pout,right? So i worked on it,but it was not werking.

You know all those femme fatale,sexpot types? The ones who can kill a man a single glance? Yeah,that type. That's NOT me. No matter how hard i try,it never works. I always end up looking cute,and nice,and innocent. That's what people tell me. Oh,you're soo cute,oh you're adorable. I don't want adorable . That's what people tell babies. .  I think i'm genetically incapable( ) of looking sexy,for now. Maybe in a few years,when i grow my sexy bone i'll be able to kill a man with a single glance(not like i plan on killing anyone but i wouldn't mind having the ability to do so )

It reminds me of one time when i was trying to wink at one of my guy friends sexily. So i was pouting,and winking,and then he asks in this concerned tone,sweetish,is something wrong with your eyes? And the stewwpid boy didn't even know what he'd done wrong!

I can laugh at myself,and now i see that it was verry funny. It's not like i was squinting horribly or anything(at least i hope not),but it's more like the gesture was so unusual that he was surprised. I eagerly await the day that i'll become a femme fatale extraordinaire. . Guys,watch out!

voila! babe, I tell ya ur da best and just like I thought you express everything from ya own POV thats more creative than writing a story like some suggested. literary works is more interesting when its all about expressing ones thoughts, fear, personality etc and I tell ya you are doing the same. fashy those pervs that keep on ranting SEX and more SEX just be original keep it coming as it comes to mind.

Meklex:

voila! babe, I tell ya your da best and just like I thought you express everything from ya own POV thats more creative than writing a story like some suggested. literary works is more interesting when its all about expressing ones thoughts, fear, personality etc and I tell ya you are doing the same. fashy those pervs that keep on ranting SEX and more SEX just be original keep it coming as it comes to mind.

Seconded

Meklex:

voila! babe, I tell ya your da best and just like I thought you express everything from ya own POV thats more creative than writing a story like some suggested. literary works is more interesting when its all about expressing ones thoughts, fear, personality etc and I tell ya you are doing the same. fashy those pervs that keep on ranting SEX and more SEX just be original keep it coming as it comes to mind.

Thirded

**bookmarks nd suscribing***
this is my 1st time ever in dis section nd dis is d 1st topic i'm readin. Nice bt they are too long(skipped more than half of it)
>>>>niSo niBe<<<<<

Wow! i say wow cos, wen i bumped into this thread, i was like journal of a jambite ok i can kill some time though, but from d moment i started reading, i knew i've been had, 2 say i am  mesmerized by your writing prowess will def be an understatement, i cud use this as a pass time n am loving it, no need for flattery, am a fan(beta still AC), i hope it gets even beta

Atreides, i think u'v got it. Totally got it. I mean everything. I swallow your every word, hopelessly, enchanted, cos i think we are one of a kind. I mean it. Am also a teenager. But you are kinda more exposed and outspoken than i am because of the kind off family and environment i grew up in. Just keep it up cos u keep my dreams alive.
Look, you can call me old fashioned, but seriously, can i get to know you? (that's the only line my head can come up with, no wonder i hardly get past the 2nd line of the conversation!)

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I stumbled onto this write up on Saturday. Read a little bit and loved it. because I was very busy, I could't get back to it until last night ie Sun night. Guess what? I read it all, ending at almost 1am in the morning, and I loved every bit of it. It was a good lullaby for me. Makes me wonder what in the name of God u are doing in Stat Econs, lol! That's my thought by the way. You are one hell of a writer! I'll and try follow through your daily inputs. Thumbs up Atreides!!!

hey girl, you write pretty well. Just some advice:
1. get a blog & write on your blog. Link your blog.
2. dont worry too much about the comments. Readers are indeed the balm for a writer's soul, not 'the readers' comments'.
3. care more about your own writing than about what others think
4. if possible, switch to studying literature or taking their classes on campus. It'll help you


Perhaps you could also read a bit of world classics by dostoyevsky, tolstoy, orwell, d.h. lawrence, etc. Reading them can help define your prose.
Good work!