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It's Just Too Small ! by SenatorBensu(f): 10:26am On Mar 31, 2011
Please, i need advice on how to increase my bust (B.R.E.A.S.T) naturally without any side effect or complication, it's just too small for my liking. When am on (i.e, when am in my period ) it will increase in size, and after some days, it goes back to its normal size. Please i need help/advice. Thank you.
Re: It's Just Too Small ! by r231(m): 10:47am On Mar 31, 2011
add tissue paper grin grin

or look for one of those enlargement hospitals

its expensive doh grin


BTW. . . . how small is it grin cheesy
Re: It's Just Too Small ! by Mcleo007(m): 10:48am On Mar 31, 2011
Two basic advice that works:
1. Do alot of b.oob massage or get it smooched either by your lover(s) or u urself
2. Drink a lot of c.um (never miss a single drop).

You may laugh, but i tell u it works.
Re: It's Just Too Small ! by mrgreen1(m): 10:50am On Mar 31, 2011
Let them naija boys press it well for you. Better dan Dr Ray
Re: It's Just Too Small ! by SexyDuby(f): 11:34am On Mar 31, 2011
@Poster, go for a breast surgery but if u 4rm dere passaway, R.I.P n u'll surely go to HELL cuz God'll ask u why u weren't contempted wit d way he did create u tongue tongue tongue. He is d creator n did create u in a way he knows is d best 4 u.
im sure u dnt wanna knw how dose heavily breasted women feel wit such load on their chest
Re: It's Just Too Small ! by yuzedo: 11:41am On Mar 31, 2011
Just gimme 7 days with those small, stubborn bre@sts. . . If they dont enlarge by force, call me b@stard! angry
. . . Erm, sweerie, can i drop my e-mail address?? wink cheesy grin kiss
Re: It's Just Too Small ! by SexyDuby(f): 11:48am On Mar 31, 2011
@Poster, u better leave ur breast d way it is cuz all dese boys wey no suck enuf breast milk wen dem small go just worsen ur situation by making ur small breast SAG drastically(i.e it'll suddenly fall 2 ur kneecap)
Re: It's Just Too Small ! by blackmann(m): 11:51am On Mar 31, 2011
The only way you can increase your bust size is if you go for enhancement surgery, but i doubt if it is done in Naija. People do it alot here in the USA, but it costs alot of cash to get it done by a qualified and skilled cosmetic surgeon. If you have the money, then go ahead. but i wouldn't advise u too. By the way if i may ask, what's ur cup size? if it is a B or a C, why would you want to make them bigger?
Re: It's Just Too Small ! by ebila(m): 11:54am On Mar 31, 2011
@Poster,
My advice to u is dat u let ur boobs be d way it is.I'm sure some guys complain bout it hence ur discomfort,but there r a million guys out dere who won't boda.U hv to be comfortable wif woh u hv b4 odas wud appreciate it.
Re: It's Just Too Small ! by 190: 12:01pm On Mar 31, 2011
SexyDuby:

@Poster, u better leave your bosom d way it is cuz all dese boys wey no suck enuf bosom milk wen dem small go just worsen your situation by making your small bosom [color=#990000]SAG drastically(i.e it'll suddenly fall 2 your kneecap)


Ohh my days,,,OOh my days, grin  grin


yuzedo:

Just gimme 7 days with those small, stubborn bre@sts. . . If they dont enlarge by force, call me b@stard!  angry
. . . Erm, sweerie, can i drop my e-mail address??  wink cheesy grin kiss

Rotflmfao!!


Mcleo007:

Two basic advice that works:
1. Do alot of bosom massage or get it smooched either by your lover(s) or u urself
2. Drink a lot of c.um (never miss a single drop).

You may laugh, but i tell u it works.


DIES



@Post::

Hire emergency services to suck your boooobiie atleast 7times a day 7times a week and watch it expand daily

Lack of enough sucking is obviously whats wrong with it  angry[/color]
Re: It's Just Too Small ! by CrudeOil2(m): 12:02pm On Mar 31, 2011
Drink enough small stout, at least 7 bottles per day. That might help.
Re: It's Just Too Small ! by SexyDuby(f): 12:08pm On Mar 31, 2011
Drinking small stout's not gonna help ooo!

190, offer urself if u think sucking d bobby'll make it bigger. Let NairaLanders judge how much wonders and miracles your lips can perform tongue tongue
Re: It's Just Too Small ! by Bukizo(f): 12:10pm On Mar 31, 2011
get over it, it aint gna get bigger no matter what u do unless u wan go do cosmetic surgery
Re: It's Just Too Small ! by r231(m): 12:13pm On Mar 31, 2011
By stretching your ni3ples for 10 minutes every day and also try squeezing your br3ast

Rub warm olive oil over them and massage them everyday for three weeks

Eat very healthy
*starches
*milk [not one percent]

Do pushups too

grin grin grin
Re: It's Just Too Small ! by yiboboy: 12:28pm On Mar 31, 2011
SexyDuby:

@Poster, u better leave your bosom d way it is cuz all dese boys wey no suck enuf bosom milk wen dem small go just worsen your situation by making your small bosom SAG drastically(i.e it'll suddenly fall 2 your kneecap)

ahahahahaha. . . how u take know sey dem nor suck enuff milk when dem small
Re: It's Just Too Small ! by 190: 12:38pm On Mar 31, 2011
SexyDuby:

Drinking small stout's not gonna help ooo!

190, offer urself if u think sucking d bobby'll make it bigger. Let NairaLanders judge how much wonders and miracles your lips can perform tongue tongue


r231:

By stretching your ni3ples for 10 minutes every day and also try squeezing your br3ast

Rub warm olive oil over them and massage them everyday for three weeks

Eat very healthy
*starches
*milk [not one percent]

Do pushups too

grin grin grin







[size=58pt]DIES[/size]
Re: It's Just Too Small ! by chei: 1:52pm On Mar 31, 2011
meet a vulcanizer and tell him to pump it up
Re: It's Just Too Small ! by 10cirenoh: 2:13pm On Mar 31, 2011
Get a dog with a red nose to have your nipple licked 3 times daily for 2 months, trust me, your bosom is going to be the talk of the town.
Re: It's Just Too Small ! by MrsChima(f): 2:18pm On Mar 31, 2011
OP,

You have four options:

Surgery
Push Up Bra
Accept your bra size and live your life
Commit Suicide
Re: It's Just Too Small ! by Nobody: 2:35pm On Mar 31, 2011
gain weight and then have liposuction on your stomach grin

on a serious note baby girl you are JUST FINE they way you are! God fashioned
us to be just the was She wanted us to be so don't worry about your b.reasts!
As long as you are in good health and still breathing your are blessed. smiley
Re: It's Just Too Small ! by sohiemi(m): 2:39pm On Mar 31, 2011
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Re: It's Just Too Small ! by MrsChima(f): 2:40pm On Mar 31, 2011
OP,

Mz. Darkskin was being nice and listen to her if you are the "shy" type.   wink
Re: It's Just Too Small ! by MMM2(m): 2:43pm On Mar 31, 2011
rub acid on ur bre-ast.
Re: It's Just Too Small ! by Natasha2(f): 2:49pm On Mar 31, 2011
M M M:

rub acid on your bre-ast.
JESUS IS LORD grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
@op leave your bossoms the way they are. I also have small bossoms though they are very very cute and upright and I wouldn't wish for any other bre,ast in the world kiss kiss kiss i felt bad before knowing that my yonger sis brea,st was already three times mine cry cry but i dont care any more I love my brea,st so much and i just cant stop loving it cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: It's Just Too Small ! by SexyDuby(f): 4:35pm On Mar 31, 2011
@Poster, go for a b.reast surgery but if u 4rm dere passaway, R.I.P n u'll surely go to HELL cuz God'll ask u why u weren't contempted wit d way he did created u .
He is d creator n did create u in a way he knows is d best 4 u.
im sure u dnt wanna knw how dose heavily breasted women feel wit such load on their chest
Re: It's Just Too Small ! by SenatorBensu(f): 6:47pm On Apr 01, 2011
@all, i appreciate your advice, but the truth is that sucking will not enhance anything,moreover i dönt even like my b.Reast being suck by adult, except my future kids.
Re: It's Just Too Small ! by Nobody: 8:08pm On Apr 01, 2011
Please don't go with any of the advice/advices given by all this cruel guys.

The remedy is here.

I happen to be an expert in this field. Simply boil hot semen and rub in it twice daily. If it does not work, take away the Don from my name and simply call me Puzo.

But forget those story ohh, There is nuffin as good as a Big Boo.b. I no know when i follow girl from Sabo to Ojuelegba, just cause of bobby valentino
Re: It's Just Too Small ! by chi21: 5:01am On Apr 02, 2011
I think massage will work I saw it on t.v. Doctor's was saying it and showing it too. You have to do it your self okay but to me leave it the way the are okay.
Re: It's Just Too Small ! by BB013(m): 10:25pm On Apr 04, 2011
@poster
If you would follow my advice and neglect anyorder that comes your way this will surely work and you would ve a suckulent bosom.
First you would rub annoiting oil on it then say/pray this prayer. "Jesu mi o baba mo tin ba e soro, Eleda mi o baba mo tin ba e soro, inu oyun yi ati epo to wa lori e je ki o jade ki awon aye ri". grin grin
Without looking at it after the prayer go to sleep next day you will bosom as bosom as ever.

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