Finally someone is really asking you. How many guys/girls have you slept with? Mine is above 50 prostitutes excluded

Please include the prostitutes and give us a total "head" count abeg! RECALCULATE OH!

Mo ti gba gbe sha oh!

@nimi-k:
Over how long a period, if I may ask?

nimi-k:

Finally someone is really asking you. How many guys/girls have you slept with? Mine is above 50 prostitutes excluded

Oh ma goodness, egba mi.
This is hilarious - oko ashewo.

U make me laugh, but like the other person said- how many including the ashewos.

dont ask me say ur own. I know i've been very active sexually but if ur from my part of Rivers State it isnt so far fetched. So talk ur own and stop asking questions.

There's really no need to be defensive, sir. It was just a question. My apologies for having compromised your delicate sensibilities.

Can we still be friends? (I trust that my asking that question is not considered out of line.)

drrionelli:

There's really no need to be defensive, sir. It was just a question. My apologies for having compromised your delicate sensibilities.

Can we still be friends? (I trust that my asking that question is not considered out of line.)

I am going to be like you when I grow old! What manners! Oh---what a perfect gentle man or lady! May my children be like you and not like me! Amen! Na you biko!!!!!

@Militia
Amen to that.


@drrionelli something
Chillax, my sanity isnt fragile, and I was trying to sound pissed (jokingly) get it . Ok now answer the question will you

50 only,dats way too small, Tought u would have said 500,

Threads like this get me sad; thinking about how bad i've been. I can't even count, I started wen i was about 16, her name was Shade, then there was patra, after which many more followed, Recently there's been Beyonce, Rihanna, Gabrielle Union,, _{did i mention the first was Sade Adu?}

You wish. So beyonce cheated on me ehn? Please oga can u tell me when u shagged her?

I can see we have enough Josephs in the house. Beyonce is too happy with Jay-Z to even let herself out to any of you.

drrionelli:

@nimi-k:
Over how long a period, if I may ask?

If you need sincere response, this question must be answered because there were times you slept with somebody without realising you did while some moments were outrightly forgotten but then if you say as far as I can remember, I think I have,   just a moment pls, If you shag against the wall, touching the toes while sitting or standing, do you still count these as 'slept with'?_{because in these cases you did not actually sleep}.I will be back.

j-girl:

I can see we have enough Josephs in the house. Beyonce is too happy with Jay-Z to even let herself out to any of you.

you see, thats why i'd kept this to myself all the while. i know how much Beyonce loves Jay-z, infact i think she screamed his name one time while we were at it , she just can't help getting it from me.