una no go make laugh kill person

church business?

1. Politics (e.g. Bankole - N10 billion+)
2. Church (e.g. Oyedepo - 4 jets)
3. Telecoms (e.g MTN)
4. Government contractors (just collect money and run)
5. Yahoo plus (ohun ta ba wi fogbo logbo ngbo
6. Bank robbers
7. Kidnappers
8. oil bunkering
9. Traditional doctors (e.g Yem-kem, oko oloyun)
10. Real estate

702:

na ritualist win am o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hehehehe!!
Abi? Ask nollywood.

702:

na ritualist win am o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hehehehe!!
Abi? Ask nollywood.

playboy19:

Ritualist my foot,

you don check this thread so? https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-684533.32.html#msg8471611

not withstanding, at least ur tenure go pass 4 years!

Church business na number 1
Rent one shop space, or better get a canopy in your compound, get a charm on hypnotysm so that as they come they bring others, do saraka and feed them with the charm so that they eat and never leave again, fire them with disease and cure it, give them charm to get husbands, get contracts, any thing they ask for under the cover of prayer in jesus name and them frighten them with porverty if they fail to pay their tites. You go just be the man on every lip for divine success.

Then any other job can follow like
Politics
oil bunker job
Oil and gas
bank(with all the uncertainty but possibility of removing ten naira from every depositor for at least (million depositors)
and so on.

1. Politics
2. Church
3. Crime
4. Others

Nigeria Politics is the only job that is the highest paying job.
Imagine sm1 collect N100m as allowance quarterly, that's over N30m per month off tax.
I don't think there are any legal job or business u can do in this country to earn N30m per month.
That's why politicians will do everything possible to get there and stay put.

Politics
Church Business
Bank Owners
Telecommunication
Blood Money
Oil and Gas
Yahoo +
Kidnapping
Fake spare part dealing/auto dealing
Armed Robbery!

I am surprised that you guys still dont know the easiest way to hit cool cash, so sorry men!

Yahoo++, Yahoo Extra and Yahoo Finale.

If church business, politics and 419 is not in your list, then the list belongs to another country.

apoti:

1. Politics (e.g. Bankole - N10 billion+)
2. Church (e.g. Oyedepo - 4 jets)
3. Telecoms (e.g MTN)
4. Government contractors (just collect money and run)
5. Yahoo plus[b] (ohun ta ba wi fogbo logbo ngbo[/b]
6. Bank robbers
7. Kidnappers
8. oil bunkering
9. Traditional doctors[b] (e.g Yem-kem, oko oloyun)
[/b]
10. Real estate

ROFLMAO. . .I never knew oko oloyun is making cool G's in this business of communicating with Awon iyami osoronga.

STOP WASTING YA TIME.
1. THE 1ST AND THE BEST HIGH PAYING JOB IS  BANKY DIMEJI (POLITICS)
2.BANKY MANAGERS (UMMMMMM)
3.BANK ROBBERS( OLE AND KIDNAPERS)
4.BANKY W (ENTERTAINMENTS)
5.OIL BANK ROBBERS (EPO ROBI -Meaning crude oil dealers)
6,
7,
8,
9,
10,
SOMEONE SOULD HELP MEOOOO

All na BANK, BANK THIS BANK THAT
LOL  ha, ha, haha, hahaha,  hu, hu, huhuhu.lol

1. SOUL WINNING (Like David Oyedepo and Enoch Adeboye)
2. COMMERCIAL FARMING
3. 'TOLL BRIDGE BUSINESS' (Monopolists like Warren Buffett and Bill Gates)

oladayo042:

Yahoo Extra and Yahoo Finale.

So,Yahoo+ îs no more enough! What a new innovation frm 9ja!

AM NOT SURE BUT I WAS SHOCKED WHEN I CONFIRMED THAT A CERTIFIED FLIGHT ENGINEER @ AERO CONTRACTORS IS PAID N900K PER MONTH.

Church Business takes my vote.

sad

No one dey talk Baba Ijebu Lotto, that man dey make money like iiiiish!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is the pay at Aero small, or too much.What are u suprised at?

Sleeping with Politician wife

Highest paid==== check out!! http:///6xujhnf

Wetin una dey talk sef?
Na how many politicians get Private Jet? No be that kind farm plane wey that man 4 House of Reps been buy o! (I no know weda dat 1 still dey fly wit him push & start).
Dem de talk of Highest paying job in Naija, una dey go call armed roberry, How many armed robbers get private jet or hummer or even ordinary Land Rover (Not to talk of HSE)?

The Highest paying jobs are:
1. Church Biz (Ask David, Enoch, Chris, Temitope, etc)
2. Speaker, House of Reps (Ask BankOLE [Thief])
3. Police Work (Ask Tafa)
4. Minister (Ask Tony)
5. State Gov'nor (Ask Joshua, James, Gbenga, Adebayo, etc)
6. CBN Gov'nor (Ask Chukwuma)
7. Director of Pensions (Ask that Ex Director)
8. Yahoo Yahoo (Ask Ade)
9. Bank CEO (Ask Cecilia, Erastus, etc)
10. Commercial Pilot (Ask Jolade)

This is my Top five:

1.) Banking:

Minimum requirement: OND ( plus some unknown/unemployable overseas certificate)
Average Hourly Pay:  Depends on creativity, connectivity, and personal ingenuity. Yearly pay could be as high as N150 Billion (Cecelia Ibru)
Best Career Move: Print your own money a la start your own bank
Accomplished people in the field: Erastus Adegbola:OND, Intercontinental; Fola Adeola: HND, GTB; Cecilia Ibru: MSc, Oceanic; Jim Ovia: BSc, Zenith
Professional advancement: Pretty fast, just start your own effing bank!
Cons: Bad belle people like the CBN governor. Political climate remain very unstable and tribalistic.

2.) Politics:

Minimum requirement: Toronto Certificate. None really. but for election, hmmm, maybe SSCE
Average Hourly Pay:  Depends. It is not un-heard of to make as 'low' as N100 Million per hour in this field. The opportunities are endless really
Best Career Move: Run for the Presidency or Speakership of the NASS. Honestly, all political posts pay very good. Be brave, thats all
Accomplished people in this field: Omisore: High school drop-out, Former deputy Governor of osun-State; Bola Tinubu: BSC/reformed drug baron turn Yoruba leader, Former Governor of Lagos; Evans Enwerem: High School drop-out/former convict,  Former Senate president; Ghalli Na'aba: SSCE (in view), Former Speaker.
Professional advancement: Pretty fast, as long as you do not offend your god-father.
Cons: god-fathers. They can do and un-do. Sometimes, it s very difficult to know whats going on in their mind and some of them with untreated mental issues make irrational/unpredictable decisions

3) Human Rights Activists:

Minimum requirement: None. Most are HS drop-outs. Others Doctors, Layers and Nobel Laureates.
Average Hourly Pay:  Depends on proximity to the ND
Best Career Move: Start your own Militia/Kidnap VIPs
Accomplished people in the field: Asari Dokubo: Alhaji, Mend; Jomo Gbomo/Henry Okah: WASSCE, Fake MEND; Dr. Fredrick Faseun: MBBS, OPC/OCP/And all possible combinations of O, P, and C; Wole Soyinka: B.A., Professional critic and behind the scene oil well owner/ contractor
Professional advancement: Simply, No glass ceilings. Best advice, be brave and have good juju-men at your beck  and call.
Cons: Oil will soon run out. The future isnt  bright for this profession.

4)Church Business:

Minimum requirement: BSC in any of the Sciences.
Average Hourly Pay:  Depends on where you loacte your church HQ; Lagos Vs other states
Best Career Move: Start your own church, perform unverifiable [/b]miracles, raise the dead, scare the shyyt outta your congregation, avoid paying taxes, and give yourself the G.O title. Dont forget to add "Daddy" before the G.O title
Accomplished people in the field: Enoch Adejare Adeboye: Ph.D, Mathematics and RCCG; Oyakhilome: B.Arch, Christ Embassy; Oyedepo: Bsc, Faith Terbanacle; Kumuyi: BSc Mathematics & Deeper life; DK Olukoya ; PH.D Microbiology & MFM
[b]Professional advancement: Depends on how educated you are. It is not surprising that, in a profession where eloquence and charisma is all you need, the most successful are also the most educated. The best business model by far in present day Nigeria. Peace of mind, no tax, as long as you have the patience to stay in school and study one of the rigorous science, preferably mathematics. And oh, before I forget, unlike other aspects of our public life, here, Nigerian degrees are actually preferred to the foreign ones. And most careers start on campus.

Notable Exception: TB Joshua. Nuff said!
Cons: None really.

5) Yahoo 2.0

Minimum requirement: Studentship, course of study is irrelevant.
Average Hourly Pay:  Cant be calculated. Incomes are most often exaggerated. Nevertheless, very very very lucrative.
Best Career Move: Have a room on any university campus, federal universities preferably, and be willing to spend countless productive time in different cyber cafes.
Accomplished people in the field: TOBECHUWKU ONWUHARA, GED & TOP ten FBI list; Ade Bendel, HS drop-out & Convict; Fred Ajidua, WASSCE & Convict; Mr. Olaniyi Makinde, BSC Econs UNAD & Extradicted;  
Professional advancement: Depends on luck, charm and EFCC. ROI is 100000%
Cons: Bad belle friends and the EFCC.

1. Politricks
2. Church biz
3. Armed robbery
4. Military (especially if u get political conection)
5. Entertainment.
6. Yahoo+
7. Oil bunkerring
8. Kidnapping
9. Footballer
10. Work as a government contractor

Nada, Football no dey pay for Naija O.

Politics is still number 1
Bank should be 2, but it will take time to become madam IBRU

to those who thinks church business is high paying, I think you have to explain. cos its not as easy as una dey see am

Wizardofoz:

This is my Top five:

1.) Banking:

Minimum requirement: OND ( plus some unknown/unemployable overseas certificate)
Average Hourly Pay:  Depends on creativity, connectivity, and personal ingenuity. Yearly pay could be as high as N150 Billion (Cecelia Ibru)
Best Career Move: Print your own money a la start your own bank
Accomplished people in the field: Erastus Adegbola:OND, Intercontinental; Fola Adeola: HND, GTB; Cecilia Ibru: MSc, Oceanic; Jim Ovia: BSc, Zenith
Professional advancement: Pretty fast, just start your own effing bank!
Cons: Bad belle people like the CBN governor. Political climate remain very unstable and tribalistic.

2.) Politics:

Minimum requirement: Toronto Certificate. None really. but for election, hmmm, maybe SSCE
Average Hourly Pay:  Depends. It is not un-heard of to make as 'low' as N100 Million per hour in this field. The opportunities are endless really
Best Career Move: Run for the Presidency or Speakership of the NASS. Honestly, all political posts pay very good. Be brave, thats all
Accomplished people in this field: Omisore: High school drop-out, Former deputy Governor of osun-State; Bola Tinubu: BSC/reformed drug baron turn Yoruba leader, Former Governor of Lagos; Evans Enwerem: High School drop-out/former convict,  Former Senate president; Ghalli Na'aba: SSCE (in view), Former Speaker.
Professional advancement: Pretty fast, as long as you do not offend your god-father.
Cons: god-fathers. They can do and un-do. Sometimes, it s very difficult to know whats going on in their mind and some of them with untreated mental issues make irrational/unpredictable decisions

3) Human Rights Activists:

Minimum requirement: None. Most are HS drop-outs. Others Doctors, Layers and Nobel Laureates.
Average Hourly Pay:  Depends on proximity to the ND
Best Career Move: Start your own Militia/Kidnap VIPs
Accomplished people in the field: Asari Dokubo: Alhaji, Mend; Jomo Gbomo/Henry Okah: WASSCE, Fake MEND; Dr. Fredrick Faseun: MBBS, OPC/OCP/And all possible combinations of O, P, and C; Wole Soyinka: B.A., Professional critic and behind the scene oil well owner/ contractor
Professional advancement: Simply, No glass ceilings. Best advice, be brave and have good juju-men at your beck  and call.
Cons: Oil will soon run out. The future isnt  bright for this profession.

4)Church Business:

Minimum requirement: BSC in any of the Sciences.
Average Hourly Pay:  Depends on where you loacte your church HQ; Lagos Vs other states
Best Career Move: [size=26pt]Start your own church, perform unverufiable miracles, raise the dead, scare the shyyt outta your congregation, avoid paying taxes, and give yourself the G.O title. Dont forget to add "Daddy" before the G.O title[/size]
Accomplished people in the field: Enoch Adejare Adeboye: Ph.D, Mathematics and RCCG; Oyakhilome: B.Arch, Christ Embassy; Oyedepo: Bsc, Faith Terbanacle; Kumuyi: BSc Mathematics & Deeper life; DK Olukoya ; PH.D Microbiology & MFM
Professional advancement: Depends on how educated you are. It is not surprising that, in a profession where Eloquence and charisma is all you need, the most successful are the most educated. The business business model by far in Nigeria. peace of mind, no tax, as long as you have the patience to stay in school. And oh, before I forget, unlike other aspects on Nigerian life, here, Nigerian degrees are actually preferred to the foreign ones. And most careers start on campus.

Notable Exception: TB Joshua. Nuff said!
Cons: None really.

5) Yahoo 2.0

Minimum requirement: Studentship, course of study is irrelevant.
Average Hourly Pay:  Cant be calculated. Incomes are most often exaggerated. Nevertheless, very very very lucrative.
Best Career Move: Have a room on any university campus, federal universities preferably, and be willing to spend countless productive time in different cyber cafes.
Accomplished people in the field: TOBECHUWKU ONWUHARA, GED & TOP ten FBI list; Ade Bendel, HS drop-out & Convict; Fred Ajidua, WASSCE & Convict; Mr. Olaniyi Makinde, BSC Econs UNAD & Extradicted;  
Professional advancement: Depends on luck, charm and EFCC. ROI is 100000%
Cons: Bad belle friends and the EFCC.

This guy, I swear you no be human being, My stomach want burst for this analysis,

the choice lies in ur heart. . .

1,politic.
2,Kidnapping
3,Yahoo plus. i mean real plus.
4,money laundring
5,church bussines(starting your own church)
6,Oil bunkering
7,Hired Assassins
8,habalist
9,footballer playing in europe.
10,start something with your own brain

TOP 10 highest Paying Jobs in Nigeria
1:Armed robbery
2:419
3:Drug Traffiking
4:Rituals
5:Abuja connection(Prostituition)
6:Human traffiking
7:Politics
8:kidnapping
9:Thuggery
10:Motor park tout