Who was Jesus?


There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother.

2. He liked Gospel.

3. He couldn't get a fair trial.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business.

2. He lived at home until He was 33.

3. He was sure His Mother was a virgin and His Mother was sure He was God.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands.

2. He had wine with His meals.

3. He used olive oil.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut His hair.

2. He walked around barefoot all the time.

3. He started a new religion.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:

1. He was at peace with nature.

2. He ate a lot of fish.

3. He talked about The Great Spirit.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.


But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.

3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do.

My bro, i must advice u, 'Dnt Use D Name Of D Lord God In Vain'. Sure u were'nt there wen Jesus ws on earth. Another advice, 'Dnt add 2 d Bible or Remove frm d Bible'. Mayb u wanna b funny, but dnt use God, Jesus or d HolySpirit in vain. Tk cr

God 4give me if dis blasphemous,but i luv dis joke die. Gud wan!

You don't commit sin knowingly & expect God to 4give you.

In my posts i try not to let my religion or tribe affect wat i post

d same advice i'll give to my lil' sister

**no offence**

Lil sister! Lol. No b God talk say make we no dey lie? If d joke funny,shey make i sae e no funny?

chindi:

My bro, i must advice u, 'Dnt Use D Name Of D Lord God In Vain'. Sure u were'nt there wen Jesus ws on earth. Another advice, 'Dnt add 2 d Bible or Remove frm d Bible'. Mayb u wanna b funny, but dnt use God, Jesus or d HolySpirit in vain. Tk cr

give it a rest abeg jareee! na joke.

Nellyon:

give it a rest abeg jareee! na joke.

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My dear, u can joke wit anyoda thing but not wit D Almighty, okay?

Nellyon:

give it a rest abeg jareee! na joke.

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My dear, u can joke wit anyoda thing but not wit D Almighty, okay?

seconded

I beg na only joke o!

God knows it was only for a soul refreshing laugh.

chindi:

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My dear, u can joke wit anyoda thing but not wit D Almighty, okay?

My sister, our ways are not his way. If God thinks the way you do, the world probably would have been destroyed before you got here.

Don't be quick to anger.

sebi na because God dey merciful,una tink sey na una mate?

jst pray u wont b sori l8a.

Well
But u guyz take a chill i think its just a joke.

Ijogz K:

Well
But u guyz take a chill i think its just a joke.

wat do u understand by 'joke' nd using God's name in vain. Pls, 2 b free 4rm dis, jst dnt use His name in vain,

CAN'T STOP LAFFING.
WE MUST NOT SPIRITUALIZE VERYTHING. SOMETIMES WE SHOULD HAVE A GOOD LAF.
THIS WAS MEANT TO LIGHTEN OUR MOOD AND NOT FOR US TO FIGHT OVER THIS.
, (STILL LAFING)

chindi:

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My dear, u can joke wit anyoda thing but not wit D Almighty, okay?

take a chill pill,, i bet u have done worse things today with your eyes open. and hey ,do not call me ''my dear''

Nellyon:

take a chill pill,, i bet u have done worse things today with your eyes open. and hey ,do not call me ''my dear''

i'm not perfect, no doubt, but if u're a christian, i bet u shud live by God's Word nd keep d commandment wich states 'do not use d name of d Lord in vain'. Exodus 20:7.
Dnt b so ignorant of God's Word

am sure if u spin that name round to muhammed, your head will be on a roasting plate by now.
at times u cant blame the hot headed mullahs.

@ poster Nice two abi na one

True talk from CHINDI. @ poster, you must not call the name of our Lord Jesus Christ in vain.

When Oga Ade is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.