An Hausa man  named PAWA moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

L: Have you any grounds?

P: Yes, two plots of land and nice little home.

L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?

P: It made of concrete.

L: I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?

P: No, we have carport, and not need one.

L: I mean. What are your relations like?

P: All my relations still in Kano Nigeria

L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

L: Does your wife beat you up?

P: No, I always wake up before her.

L: Is your wife a nagger?

P: No, she white.

L: Why do you want this divorce?

P: She going to kill me.

L: What makes you think that?

P: I got proof.

L: What kind of proof?

P: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: ‘black Remover’

keep it man,

why do u choose 2 ridicule the original version of the polish man? we would readily understand that than this "hausa" man thang! NO QUALMS man its good all the same , me OUT

Ignorance is not an excuse .

an hausa man is an husan man

very funny

it cant be an hausa man bcuz he will ready his own fighting weapon.he could be a yoruba man ask my y?

why ? /?/ / ??

sam my man i was actually expecting a nice one not this dry joke this is not your character .pls do not relent ,
no pun intended

*Yawn*

*YawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwN*

P.S. It's a Hausa man, not an Hausa man. H for Head!

i dont think this joke is dry, i bruised my lips this morning and after reading this joke i smiled and the bruise healed! isnt it a miracle joke? thnx man, as for pawa tell him i'll get him a 'white remover!!

He also need an english enhancer.