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| Parachute Needed Urgently! by zignor(m): 2:36pm On Jul 10, 2007 |
Have you seen parachute lately? if yes,where?, and if No why?  However, I, Needed parachute.  |
| Re: Parachute Needed Urgently! by iice(f): 3:11pm On Jul 10, 2007 |
Eyah. . .muki go help you |
| Re: Parachute Needed Urgently! by zignor(m): 3:47pm On Jul 10, 2007 |
@iice oh, iice how are you? i missed you.  who is mukina2? |
| Re: Parachute Needed Urgently! by iice(f): 4:20pm On Jul 10, 2007 |
Erhhh hi  Don't worry, muki will soon land and you will know her Am good thanks, you? |
| Re: Parachute Needed Urgently! by mukina2: 9:01pm On Jul 10, 2007 |
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. delivery to earth guaranteed Frozen basket. come prepared Disclaimer: if anything happens to you in the chute our company has no hands in it . be well protected  thanks Management. @ Laydee the deal is done |
| Re: Parachute Needed Urgently! by ikamefa(f): 11:31pm On Jul 10, 2007 |
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| Re: Parachute Needed Urgently! by mukina2: 11:35pm On Jul 10, 2007 |
why you dey comot eyes twinny has i keep gaining points daily |
| Re: Parachute Needed Urgently! by ikamefa(f): 11:45pm On Jul 10, 2007 |
disclaimer: the small stain on the side can be removed with 4 weeks old cow urine gbam! twinny how did i do? mukina2: na today? them neffa plenty reach !
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| Re: Parachute Needed Urgently! by iice(f): 4:45am On Jul 11, 2007 |
mukina2: Well done! @zignor. . .please read the disclaimer well well. . .So when will we be getting our money? Muki. . .leave me with my crashes jare. . .i go soon go back to my cocoon till the next gathering of the fairies Twinny you did well 4 weeks bwahahahaha Abeg no mind muki. . .i wan enjoy my crashes, she dey use am to write book tell Johnny |
| Re: Parachute Needed Urgently! by zignor(m): 9:32am On Jul 11, 2007 |
@iice, well done dear.But you will stand as my guaranttor. Beside,are you sending it through DHL ? for your money, I will send it through western union money transfer.  @mukina2, thanks for your safety precautions. Also I have attended safety training on piloting.However, when will I have it? @ikamefa, I hope the small stain will also removed by a 18 yrs old virgin girl urine. lol |
| Re: Parachute Needed Urgently! by Bolarge(m): 9:50am On Jul 11, 2007 |
 Who's in d wrong place, moi or these paratroopers? |
| Re: Parachute Needed Urgently! by zignor(m): 10:31am On Jul 11, 2007 |
@Bolarge Who's in d wrong place, moi or these paratroopers? Who's in d wrong place, moi or these paratroopers? Who's in d wrong place, moi or these paratroopers? You are at the wrong place. LOL |
| Re: Parachute Needed Urgently! by mukina2: 11:18am On Jul 11, 2007 |
@ Zignor you will have it after the money is safely deposited in our account @ i nor want make them crash you to melting point @ Ika lol dat urine na die dem go crash am die soon o  |
| Re: Parachute Needed Urgently! by zignor(m): 1:30pm On Jul 11, 2007 |
@mukina2 , Give me your account number pls. @iice, , Do you want to crash or they want to crash you?  @ikamefa, which urine is die or live? |
| Re: Parachute Needed Urgently! by mukina2: 1:38pm On Jul 11, 2007 |
errm its 100041986754 World Bank Acc send it now, and the chute wil lbe with you in a min |
| Re: Parachute Needed Urgently! by zignor(m): 2:00pm On Jul 11, 2007 |
@mukina2 Error message loging on to world bank/your account .com Error message: This account No. does not Exist. |
| Re: Parachute Needed Urgently! by mukina2: 2:30pm On Jul 11, 2007 |
na you sabi o . i nor give you .com na number and address i give you  try am again . . |
| Re: Parachute Needed Urgently! by zignor(m): 2:48pm On Jul 11, 2007 |
ok dear,I will try again later. But before then, hope the chute still intact? |
| Re: Parachute Needed Urgently! by mukina2: 3:00pm On Jul 11, 2007 |
its still intact apart from the small piss |
| Re: Parachute Needed Urgently! by zignor(m): 3:11pm On Jul 11, 2007 |
As a trooper, what do you suggest that I should use to remove the small piss |
| Re: Parachute Needed Urgently! by keypoints: 3:17pm On Jul 11, 2007 |
[b][/b]What is a parachute?  |
| Re: Parachute Needed Urgently! by zignor(m): 3:54pm On Jul 11, 2007 |
@keypoint Ans these question first before we will tell you the meaning 1 Are you a male or female? 2. How old are you? 3. Can you keep a Date? cheers |
| Re: Parachute Needed Urgently! by mukina2: 4:03pm On Jul 11, 2007 |
use skeleton piss hin go clean am well well or you go find 90 year old baboon piss |
| Re: Parachute Needed Urgently! by zignor(m): 4:16pm On Jul 11, 2007 |
@muki what did you just say? |
| Re: Parachute Needed Urgently! by Creamish(f): 4:24pm On Jul 11, 2007 |
*another crazy thread* |
| Re: Parachute Needed Urgently! by zignor(m): 4:28pm On Jul 11, 2007 |
@creamish  Another paratrooper ? . |
| Re: Parachute Needed Urgently! by Creamish(f): 4:34pm On Jul 11, 2007 |
Nope. . . im a RISK TAKER. . . I jump without parachute and it's FUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!! |
| Re: Parachute Needed Urgently! by mukina2: 9:21pm On Jul 11, 2007 |
@ Zignor you didnt send our cash o no chute for you creamish haa you can do anything spawnie gives it all |
| Re: Parachute Needed Urgently! by mrferlie(m): 9:24pm On Jul 11, 2007 |
you are a dog. |
| Re: Parachute Needed Urgently! by iice(f): 3:55am On Jul 12, 2007 |
@zignor Coordinate with muki. . .We take cash. . .checks are not accepted The parachute will be delivered to you by special courier @Muki. . . I no wan talk @Bolarge. . .you miss road again? want to buy something?. . .a parachute perhaps? @Creamish, if you miss any teeth, contact me for diamond dentures |
| Re: Parachute Needed Urgently! by Creamish(f): 9:34am On Jul 12, 2007 |
mukina2: VEGETARIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! iice: ah ahh. . . na real parachute una de talk about?. . me thinks say na d other one |
| Re: Parachute Needed Urgently! by iice(f): 10:32am On Jul 12, 2007 |
Creamish: And she says she's a saint Please don't spoil me o! |
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