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99 Facts About Guys! Believe It Or Not: by kateangel(f): 9:54pm On Jul 10, 2007
1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys love flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!!!!!!
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!, uh, never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys love their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys EUR™ weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting.
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more.
51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of you or he's criticizing you.
87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships

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Re: 99 Facts About Guys! Believe It Or Not: by mrofficial(m): 12:34am On Jul 11, 2007
Na job be these? useless guys na him go read all.
Re: 99 Facts About Guys! Believe It Or Not: by georgies(m): 3:21pm On Jul 11, 2007
Some true,some false.
Anyway,just hope
At least you dont need 100 to pass
50 is also pass mark or even 40 as the case may be.
Re: 99 Facts About Guys! Believe It Or Not: by deb(m): 4:24pm On Jul 11, 2007
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

no.58 is the greatest lie of the century. Girls beware of that "fact" it is very wrong.
when a guy says leave me alone it means he probably wants to think
and does not want to be disturbed. Contrary response could anger him depending
on his temperament. Whichever way just leave him alone at that time. You can come
back say 5-10mins later.

I guess I will have to read the rest of the "facts" later cause I'm already bored.
Re: 99 Facts About Guys! Believe It Or Not: by drrionelli(m): 5:56pm On Jul 11, 2007
It is impressive that you've taken the time to compile this list and the effort to post it.  That you've done so suggests your interest in the topic.

However--and I ask this with all due respect--aren't these statements really, for the most part, stereotypical and overly-generalized (Example: #67)?   And, couldn't a large number of these also be said with respect to women (again, in a stereotypical, overly-generalized sort of way--Example: #51)?

Aren't some of these of questionable veracity (Example: #85)? Are some incapable of being proved (Example: #99)? Are some valid in all cases (Example: #24--why would gay men hate other gays?)? Aren't some simply too perplexing to be clear (Example: #45)?

AND, for the sake of saving others the need, I shall ask:  In #31, what does "EUR" mean?
Re: 99 Facts About Guys! Believe It Or Not: by samsondavi(m): 9:13pm On Jul 11, 2007
very good you really try. Pls can you jsut try compily girls own that one is very important. GOOD JOB GUY
Re: 99 Facts About Guys! Believe It Or Not: by bri: 9:27pm On Jul 11, 2007
some one is realy paying u well for this job i guess.
Re: 99 Facts About Guys! Believe It Or Not: by CrazyMan(m): 9:34pm On Jul 11, 2007
Go and write a book. You will make some money from it.
Re: 99 Facts About Guys! Believe It Or Not: by iice(f): 5:44am On Jul 12, 2007
Tooo darn long! And some aren't even true. LOL sacrifice his lunch money to get you roses? I myself will not sacrifice my own lunch money to get myself roses grin
Re: 99 Facts About Guys! Believe It Or Not: by filex(m): 9:45am On Jul 12, 2007
You are good at writing, but because you are a lady does not mean you attribute the things associated to ladies to guys aight. I tel you your topic should be facts about ladies! Believe it or not. Think about it
Re: 99 Facts About Guys! Believe It Or Not: by Mandora(f): 2:33pm On Jul 12, 2007
"If a guy lets you go, he really loves you." Is dis true?

Though some of it seems unbeliveable, it's a really sweet attempt
Re: 99 Facts About Guys! Believe It Or Not: by deb(m): 3:56pm On Jul 12, 2007
"If a guy lets you go, he really loves you." Is this true?
That is not true.
Re: 99 Facts About Guys! Believe It Or Not: by femionasan(m): 4:20pm On Jul 12, 2007
When will you tough guys ever admit that women rule the world. LOL!!!! grin
Re: 99 Facts About Guys! Believe It Or Not: by ne4real(f): 4:32pm On Jul 12, 2007
nice one
Re: 99 Facts About Guys! Believe It Or Not: by ne4real(f): 5:16pm On Jul 12, 2007
nice one
Re: 99 Facts About Guys! Believe It Or Not: by drrionelli(m): 5:24pm On Jul 12, 2007
I'm still trying to find out what "EUR" means!

Incidentally, the originator of this thread has also posted a similar list about ladies. It's much shorter, for some reason.
Re: 99 Facts About Guys! Believe It Or Not: by caravagio: 5:42pm On Jul 12, 2007
O sister,Na wao I go give you A+ for Manology!!!! grin YOu suppose get PhD for that course
Re: 99 Facts About Guys! Believe It Or Not: by stephanay(m): 6:05pm On Jul 12, 2007
sweetie u forgot to add d 100th fact

guys are blind,


they dont know wen they av the rite thing till it passes them by
Re: 99 Facts About Guys! Believe It Or Not: by Nobody: 6:09pm On Jul 12, 2007
if guys r blind then indeed una b d cure
Re: 99 Facts About Guys! Believe It Or Not: by stephanay(m): 6:14pm On Jul 12, 2007
* hisses *
Re: 99 Facts About Guys! Believe It Or Not: by Mandora(f): 11:05am On Jul 13, 2007
"If a guy lets you go, he really loves you." Is this true?

"That is not true."

I'm glad u clarified me. There sure as hell is no way a guy wld leave u if he really loves u. As far as I knw he's simply not man enough 4 u
Re: 99 Facts About Guys! Believe It Or Not: by kinzolic(m): 12:07pm On Jul 13, 2007
Not all ur facts r true
Re: 99 Facts About Guys! Believe It Or Not: by deb(m): 12:27pm On Jul 16, 2007
sweetie u forgot to add d 100th fact

guys are blind,

cheesy LOL

Maybe its not blindness but just lack of interest
Re: 99 Facts About Guys! Believe It Or Not: by McDoe(m): 9:04am On Jul 18, 2007
Highly researched answers to nagging issues. Good effort, I must say!
Re: 99 Facts About Guys! Believe It Or Not: by k0be: 9:45am On Jul 18, 2007
It is impressive that you've taken the time to compile this list and the effort to post it. That you've done so suggests your interest in the topic.
Gently gratify the OP's ego i'm sure it was pulled off the net.

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