Gosh T banana split? what a horrid comparison. *imagines and pukes*

Tpia what happened to your marrage to David?

Ehen

Tpiahs marriage to David I knew she was a dark horse! All this Im too old for these boys crap is all bravado!

Dayo is actually 42 I saw his passport.

Ibkaye is all grown up now! I remember when you were like 15/16 and all those men would run after you and we your aunties chased them away

LadyT:

Tpiahs marriage to David I knew she was a dark horse! All this Im too old for these boys crap is all bravado!

Dayo is actually 42 I saw his passport.

Ibkaye is all grown up now! I remember when you were like 15/16 and all those men would run after you and we your aunties chased them away

Interesting!

Myself married to david?

Since when?

He was osisi's flame, not mine.

He married an oyibo or hispanic lady i think.

At least he used to display her photo at one time.

was an announcement made about this wedding sef

cant believe NLanders werent invited if it's true. How rude

i thought he mentioned it but it's tough going through his many posts to find out where it is.

Jesus (ghana accent) this thread is an eye opener!

David married oyinbo? I find that so hard to believe with all his traditional ideas!

Na dem dey marry oyibo pass. A regular nigerian woman might find him a bit of a handful, imo. I think that cultural barrier needs to be there, in his relationships, otherwise it will be tough. Just my opinion anyway- i could be wrong.

He had a picture up for a while who i assume was the lady. She was either oyibo, hispanic or mixed race. Maybe not fully oyibo anyway. But light skin, straight hair, etc. No blackies for davidylan oh. Lol. I guess he has enough black for the next generation.

tpia@:

I guess he has enough black for the next generation.

ibkaye:

lol you will never know

Ibkaye. . . .how are you doing darlink? I think you're now legal so when can the romance begin?

Well done Debo international ashewo Oga awon oni Shina world wide!!!

@ David being a handful

LadyT:

Well done Debo international ashewo Oga awon oni Shina world wide!!!

Do I know this Debo?

Signing in for 2005. . .
Hello oldbies and newbies

Nana!!

Yes Debo

Where have you been hiding? I hope not with lala and Chamo.

Hahaha! Nah,been all by myself. Hiding where u left me
_{*how is the lil miss?*}

i saw the pix too cute opeke. i hope she can come learn how to cook ofe owerri, his favorite soup

^Are you sure that's his favorite soup and not just regular egusi and ila alasepo.

lmao
the thing come get k-leg . i thot it was ofe owerri
let's hope she can cook ila alasepo soup. now you making me hungry of okro soup.

David is half yoruba and half Igbo isn't he?

He will be eating Taco's and burgers from now on.


All the oldies are showing face LOL

You know very well he's gonna make his mother teach her how to slave over the stove

Na dem dey marry oyibo pass. A regular nigerian woman might find him a bit of a handful, imo. I think that cultural barrier needs to be there, in his relationships, otherwise it will be tough

So true

armyofone:

i saw the pix too cute opeke. i hope she can come learn how to cook ofe owerri, his favorite soup

So would you learn to prepare Ogbomoso meals too

i can cook any meal but that's not my job.
ta lo fe daku ninu kitchen, not my portion.

armyofone:

i can cook any meal but that's not job.
ta lo fe daku ninu kitchen, not my portion.

oo le daku ninu kitchen jare

Since you can cook any meal, then we should start planning for the wedding. Would you be wearing white gown or military fatique?

dayo, carry go jor.
got to run, laterz.

nana:

Hahaha! Nah,been all by myself. Hiding where u left me
_{*how is the lil miss?*}

Aww, didn't mean to leave you by yourself jare. . . from now on you must report to me daily.
[size=5pt]^{the lil one is doing well!}
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mukina2:
busy body you nor well oh

Oh don't worry yourself babes, I am well now, honestly, twas just some minor flu but now I have been given the all clear Awww, God bless Mukina2, always enquiring after my welfare and wanting to know I am okay, she is so sweet

armyofone:
see analysis, BB na you be that?

Me ke, where do I have the time to even write one line, me that I have not been on Nairaland for the past one year because I have been studying my final exams so I can pass with flying colours so i can come and join you and enlist in the Army too. Only you can't have access to all those buff, ripped, fit men joo, I want a piece of the action too, so move over

LadyT:
Part of the evidence was posting from StephenP and the female coming from the same computer a couple of mins apart so one logs in the other logs out. Very strange even if you living together and dating you wouldn't continuously post for hours from the same laptop/computer.


Trust me I refused to believe it at first but the more evidence I was given the more I had to accept that sexual chocolate aka Stephen was a girl

Very strange, what is very strange here, If not that I don't want to corrupt these 13 year old ladies here in our midst namely Ibebe-idi, Ibkaye, Toh and Ikamefa and virgins like Dayokanu and Debosky

How can I explain this sef, er . . . they can both conveniently be posting whilst he is carrying her on his laps whilst she sits on him whilst he is on the desk aka lap dance . . .rear entry on bed can equally achieve this . . .also it is easy to both post in missionary position, scissors, "69", spooning, asian cowgirl, ben dover, trimming the hedges, wheelbarrow, see-saw etcetera, etcetera, etcetera


Er . . . perchance Mukina or any Moderator should see this, just tell them we are discussing some boring gardening stuff, yeah thats it



@ Tpia

Go and get a cold shower to calm your heartrate overbeating for StephenP

Busybody!
You cant fit to kill me with lafta. Choi! seriously, you no well!

Yes, that's it.

They were both typing simultaneously from the bed.

Or while one of them was sitting on the other's lap.

Maybe stephen p sitting on the girlfriend's lap like the guy in that photo which pops up every now and then.
So, it does happen.

Busy_body:


Oh don't worry yourself babes, I am well now, honestly, twas just some minor flu but now I have been given the all clear Awww, God bless Mukina2, always enquiring after my welfare and wanting to know I am okay, she is so sweet



Me ke, where do I have the time to even write one line, me that I have not been on Nairaland for the past one year because I have been studying my final exams so I can pass with flying colours so i can come and join you and enlist in the Army too. Only you can't have access to all those buff, ripped, fit men joo, I want a piece of the action too, so move over



Very strange, what is very strange here, If not that I don't want to corrupt these 13 year old ladies here in our midst namely Ibebe-idi, Ibkaye, Toh and Ikamefa and virgins like Dayokanu and Debosky

How can I explain this sef, er . . . they can both conveniently be posting whilst he is carrying her on his laps whilst she sits on him whilst he is on the desk aka lap dance . . .rear entry on bed can equally achieve this . . .also it is easy to both post in missionary position, scissors, "69", spooning, asian cowgirl, ben dover, trimming the hedges, wheelbarrow, see-saw etcetera, etcetera, etcetera


Er . . . perchance Mukina or any Moderator should see this, just tell them we are discussing some boring gardening stuff, yeah thats it

you need your room back at yabaleft