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Crazily Funny Toasting Lines {drop Yours} by Nobody: 9:33am On May 07, 2011
I've seen this kinda stuff been ran in the romance section long ago and felt it was best thing to do having it in the joke section - an innovative move u might say - grin

So where 're the funny love chykers? Roll in and tell us what u're upto wink
Re: Crazily Funny Toasting Lines {drop Yours} by Nobody: 9:35am On May 07, 2011
I love you talk your own.
Any time i see you my
heart just dey doo Gbim
Gbim.
Re: Crazily Funny Toasting Lines {drop Yours} by Nobody: 9:38am On May 07, 2011
"You looks familiarly and ur face so Similar'', grin

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Re: Crazily Funny Toasting Lines {drop Yours} by Nobody: 5:40pm On May 10, 2011
hi, wot's the name? it seems like i knows you
Re: Crazily Funny Toasting Lines {drop Yours} by Nobody: 7:01pm On May 10, 2011
ROTFLMAO grin grin grin

Nice one Kristty
Re: Crazily Funny Toasting Lines {drop Yours} by nawfia(m): 7:05pm On May 10, 2011
please what is the time on your watch cheesy, grin grin grin
Re: Crazily Funny Toasting Lines {drop Yours} by Nobody: 7:32pm On May 10, 2011
hello, my name is frank, what's you?
Re: Crazily Funny Toasting Lines {drop Yours} by yinkalink(f): 7:39pm On May 10, 2011
nawfia:

please what is the time on your watch cheesy,  grin grin grin

Lol, naw dis is craig david style


Lemme c, um d ones i get are,eg

Hi, i heard u v John Grisham bks,can u borrow me?
Which of ‘em
Dunno, maybe things fall apart

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Re: Crazily Funny Toasting Lines {drop Yours} by Nobody: 8:16pm On May 10, 2011
Lol @ All grin

You guys are da bomb n i believe all this are coming from life Xperience grin
Re: Crazily Funny Toasting Lines {drop Yours} by Nobody: 8:34pm On May 10, 2011
Baby you look frequent
have i see u in my
dreams before, any girl
dat is beautiful dan u is a
man made.

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Re: Crazily Funny Toasting Lines {drop Yours} by Nobody: 9:06pm On May 10, 2011
"How far girl. .I see you
there, i see you
there. . Are you twice" grin

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Re: Crazily Funny Toasting Lines {drop Yours} by jackpot(f): 1:53am On May 11, 2011
baby, excuse me, your blouse fits you well. What's the make?
Re: Crazily Funny Toasting Lines {drop Yours} by Nobody: 12:39pm On May 11, 2011
guy: excuse me baby
girl: how may i help?
guy: so you doesnt know me again
girl: please i dont know you
guy: me that you give me your number inside the bus
girl: oh, were you the one I met in,
guy: yeah yeah, i were the one

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Re: Crazily Funny Toasting Lines {drop Yours} by sweeti14(f): 6:55pm On May 11, 2011
El Guapo:

"How far girl. .I see you
there, i see you
there. . Are you twice" grin

lwkmd "are you twice" shocked
Re: Crazily Funny Toasting Lines {drop Yours} by Abbygyal(f): 7:32pm On May 11, 2011
lmao. . . nice one guys!
Re: Crazily Funny Toasting Lines {drop Yours} by Dariye(m): 8:37pm On May 11, 2011
boy:hi, i tink i knows u b4
girl:yes,i also eye u b4

guy:baby,from d bottom of ur heart,i want u 2 tell me 'u love me'
girl:'u love me'.

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Re: Crazily Funny Toasting Lines {drop Yours} by xynerise: 1:59am On May 12, 2011
Hello baby pls can u listen to me? Abeg if fit show me where I go shi.t? undecided grin

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Re: Crazily Funny Toasting Lines {drop Yours} by Nobody: 4:00am On May 12, 2011
*ROTFLMAO* Xyne u don mara finish oo grin grin

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Re: Crazily Funny Toasting Lines {drop Yours} by xynerise: 6:03am On May 12, 2011
Dont be surprise such toasting can catch a chic. grin
Re: Crazily Funny Toasting Lines {drop Yours} by Nobody: 9:42am On May 12, 2011
^ Sure, for ur area naa grin
Re: Crazily Funny Toasting Lines {drop Yours} by Nobody: 10:31am On May 12, 2011
^ Mr Uche that one na ur toasting line undecided E too dry mehn grin
Re: Crazily Funny Toasting Lines {drop Yours} by Librate(m): 5:50pm On Apr 18, 2012
Lols
Kristty: guy: excuse me baby
girl: how may i help?
guy: so you doesnt know me again
girl: please i dont know you
guy: me that you give me your number inside the bus
girl: oh, were you the one I met in,
guy: yeah yeah, i were the one
Lols
Re: Crazily Funny Toasting Lines {drop Yours} by Nobody: 6:07pm On Apr 18, 2012
Kristty: guy: excuse me baby
girl: how may i help?
guy: so you doesnt know me again
girl: please i dont know you
guy: me that you give me your number inside the bus
girl: oh, were you the one I met in,
guy: yeah yeah, i were the one


hahahhahahah
Re: Crazily Funny Toasting Lines {drop Yours} by ATMC(f): 8:54pm On Apr 19, 2012
El Guapo: ROTFLMAO grin grin grin

Nice one Kristty
abeg what is roft laugh...
Re: Crazily Funny Toasting Lines {drop Yours} by ATMC(f): 8:59pm On Apr 19, 2012
Librate: LolsLols
i thought lol means laugh out loud, abeg which one is lols...nawao!
Re: Crazily Funny Toasting Lines {drop Yours} by Lucario007(m): 9:19pm On Apr 19, 2012
Lol, this was so funny, only a local girl will fall far all that has been mentioned here.
Re: Crazily Funny Toasting Lines {drop Yours} by Meah57(f): 1:48am On Jul 07, 2013
Hi, the Dr. said the remedy/ diagnosis to my terminal condition is your name, your number and a smile.
Please, help save my life.

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