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Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 7:23pm On May 18, 2011
Id, greetings cool
Sophizzy, hungry no dey wire you?

you dey bar since you neva place order, even common pure water you neva buy
grin grin cheesy cheesy lol
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Sophizzy(f): 7:42pm On May 18, 2011
I nor dey c u na.As u serve person finish, u go jxt disappear b4 I go evn begin choose frm d menu.

Oya,gv me 1 Orobo.
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 9:45pm On May 18, 2011
The way una dey carry change this bar name self, i pray make person no miss road enta brotel grin
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by neyshed: 10:05pm On May 18, 2011
Bro u no fit sonu ok. I fink it easy to get bcus it 1st on d list and na end of juction d bar dey
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 5:10am On May 19, 2011
@Sophizzy
hot or chilled? wink wink

@EL GUAPO
lol. If you miss road, stop bike and ask for directions wink cheesy

@neyshed
na one in jokes sec town bar na cool
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by AbigailCla(f): 8:00am On May 19, 2011
I would go for chilled, !!
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 2:05pm On May 19, 2011
Here comes Abigailcia

daughter of Felicia

diagnosed of Amnesia

her papa na from Asia

precisely Indonesia

to my bar, I say WELCOME sha
cool cool cool
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Idowuogbo(f): 2:10pm On May 19, 2011
^wack rhymes sounds like mr ibu tryin to b tupac , dont give up ur day job inugo tongue
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by neyshed: 2:48pm On May 19, 2011
Jooo!
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by chibaby5(f): 5:56pm On May 19, 2011
Lol u go fear grin grin
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 6:17pm On May 19, 2011
I breathe on a track, so wacky says Idowuogbo

i look left, i look right, i dont see her reasons

true she hail from d lineage of King Jaja of Opobo?

Even sef me I no send, I feel like charging her for treason

cool cool cool
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Idowuogbo(f): 6:19pm On May 19, 2011
^beg me to show u how its done , u stil bleeeding boo , i might nid to wrap it up to heal u quicker tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by chibaby5(f): 6:20pm On May 19, 2011
jackpot:

I breathe on a track, so wacky says Idowuogbo

i look left, i look right, i dont see her reasons

true she hail from d lineage of King Jaja of Opobo?

Even sef me I no send, I feel like charging her for treason

cool cool cool


Owkay dat was horrific shocked  
Choii! grin grin. Itz not by force jacky bro stay in da line of bizz u awready is
And see how u jus baptised ma fine top finish  sad
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 6:47pm On May 19, 2011


Imma show you half of my swags

so keep it shut, your tongue dont let it wag

cos niggaz where we from, we like to pop that thang

Hey! You better stop dat gal's

Fat Mouth to POT, no balls

And Imma pop pop bang

Kids wanna bust me

wholes wanna suck me

rappers wanna touch me

Nada! Trust me

I'm too slick to sly

fakes, don't wanna apply

never snitch, i let it ride

all my feelings i set aside

when i'm beefing like a villain

moving quick like a cheetah i'm whippin canes

getting no bans, i never locks up

i flash the heater, then lock your whole block up

you are about to get it, so quit it, i'm tryna conceal it

messing around with me, i guarantee you gonna beat it

flip it, toss it, bring it or you quit it

Jackpot's ready to ride, he wanna see it
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 7:18pm On May 19, 2011
@chi-baby


horrific ke? I thought you wanna say terrific

howDy cool
you sef no dey place order for anything. You dey check your shape? wink cheesy cheesy
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by chibaby5(f): 7:36pm On May 19, 2011
Terrific ke? U wiish tongue

Errmm no thanks am fine for now. Not a huge fan of drinks cool
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Idowuogbo(f): 8:09pm On May 19, 2011
jackpot:



Imma show you half of my swags

so keep it shut, your tongue dont let it wag

cos niggaz where we from, we like to pop that thang

Hey! You better stop dat gal's

Fat Mouth to POT, no balls

And Imma pop pop bang

Kids wanna bust me

wholes wanna suck me

rappers wanna touch me

Nada! Trust me

I'm too slick to sly

fakes, don't wanna apply

never snitch, i let it ride

all my feelings i set aside

when i'm beefing like a villain

moving quick like a cheetah i'm whippin canes

getting no bans, i never locks up

i flash the heater, then lock your whole block up

you are about to get it, so quit it, i'm tryna conceal it

messing around with me, i guarantee you gonna beat it

flip it, toss it, bring it or you quit it

Jackpot's ready to ride, he wanna see it

WWWWow!!!! damn a gud creative writer , NOT!!!! undecided undecided undecided undecided
dude Get a bandage and stop bleeding all over the darm thread. And with the way you write, I think your oblongata has been infected with a tissue eating virus. Not that there's much for the virus to begin with anyway. so i say quit thinkin ur bars are metal bcus al u spewing is plain kanekalon. tongue wink cool cool cool cool
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 8:32pm On May 19, 2011
should I say TseeeEw

or better to say MtcheeEw

I challenged you to a rap contest

well, it looks like you just failed tha test

you said you knew how to rap

now I know you got no feathers on your cap

you can't rap yet you claim you can

just spewing rubbishes you, like oh goddamn

rap or neva make noise, girl we've got no issue

wrapped or on rap, you know i'm gonna toss you like a tissue
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Idowuogbo(f): 8:49pm On May 19, 2011
^^^some dude just don't know when to quit, you should have left when the ovation was loudest now your name is being dragged in the mud! i feel nothing for you, you were my her until you tried to fool around with zeros.dude no need to kiss ur teeth , remember d dentist told u doing that wud loosen d grip on ur dentures ,now listen to me y i giv u lectures .Everytime I wanna retire, another eager Don Quixote comes at me with manning up rites on his mind. You?! You that still have your testicles undescended in your abdomen wanna come test me?.Give up dude Ogbosky da Badosky rocks worship me now bcus am ur demi God cool cool cool cool cool
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by neyshed: 9:57pm On May 19, 2011
Imagine! How did u get mai website to copy mai raps and paste it here, u no fear? I fink i kno wat to do. Hi guyx i hail oO. Wu want TOMTOM
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Idowuogbo(f): 10:03pm On May 19, 2011
^steal ur rhymes u wish , i b doin dis rite fom diapers
so stroll along , so i don get u eating my diapers . u hrd me , you dont look at me tru ur glasses , i can tell u inherited dose from voltron ,take em off it sure make look like a windscreen, yes u screen BAdosky u sure see shes d sickest , d hottest , and d loudest ,my rhymes are steady dats y am got nicknamed fast and furious , omoo una nevvvvvva readyy ooooo cool cool cool cool cool
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by neyshed: 10:12pm On May 19, 2011
Which one b all dis gragra wey una dey do for here self. Id u dey use old teeth dey rap if dem fall,rememba say i never sign in ni gba ye oO.
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Idowuogbo(f): 10:16pm On May 19, 2011
^hey i wont bother lash u bck , cus i still weep wen i see signs of child abuse all over ur anusss , dude wait till your wisdom tooth strt growing b4 u strt talking about jackpot old dentures nonsense angry cheesy
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 7:41am On May 20, 2011
Chilling in my crib, cooling off, no shirts on

address is Jackpot Rendezvous bar, Jokes Section.

this mothafooqa rammed up on me

she talking shyt with her hommie

like she was a straight player

hold up, be my ward I can pay ya

i said hey, come on Badosky you looking good

I see you wanna play with a player from tha hood

come holla at me, in you i see potentials

though your yarns are rhymeless, i can teach you essentialz

get into my class pretty face, prime times

you gonna learn all tha rhymes

cos I seen all your yarns yet yo gat no rhymetivity

oh girl, you wanna make me puke out of curiosity

i do no raps with no chickens

too much style and flows am just like Charles Dickens

ready to give you few lines cos you are like their champ

gettin it done, smackin it up, i dont need no amp

cos i wouldn't be the nigga that I am

if i didn't pop niggaz in da mouth, goddamn

you neva seen a rap like me

you neva seen a thug like me

but i ain't weak, doesn't back down a week any bit

you nigga gonna put your hands where I'm gonna see it

I don't give a pfuck about da lawz

seen it all, did it all, like a tiger, POT has got tiger clawz

give it up to me i neva do slackin

make me wait and you i'm gonna send you packin [/b]
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 7:45am On May 20, 2011
Id, make it flow like a song or i'm out!

i need to see thick rhymes in this bout! cool
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by yinkalink(f): 8:35am On May 20, 2011
*clears throat*

hem hem
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Idowuogbo(f): 9:09am On May 20, 2011
[size=5pt]checks in her beats , low tempo yet mind mind blowing [/size]


Its time to get breezy, I feel d weather telling me to go  cold on your Wackass ,
Hey!!!, i tot  i laid u straight wiv my bullet Jackass
it so funny u can get up and applaud me , its time to strt seeing am d true Badosky
evrytime to read my lyrics its like u high  on Whisky
i no its s hard to Admit i run shyte in dis dungeon
dont worry your wackness wud soon Submit to my Greatness,
well let me leave my  intro alone and give u a show to my world of Awareness 


Why, I ask the foolish parasite, do you wish to kill your Host?
Where will it leave you when he gives up the Ghost
You bash it in  his head, heat him up and cause him to empty his Bowel
To dig both our graves, you better bring a Shovel.
Jackkkasss u got assasinated give up now y u can b4 i violate your Mission
U no am baddest of all Commission , i runnn dis biatcccccch


[size=5pt]she turns offf d beat and says "asta la vista baby"[/size]   [b]Badosky rocksss [/b]cool cool cool cool cool
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by yinkalink(f): 9:17am On May 20, 2011
Spoken lyk a true red devil
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 9:38am On May 20, 2011
Got it wrong! Idowu is a big fan of Plateau united in Nigeria grin
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by yinkalink(f): 10:00am On May 20, 2011
Sweetheart! Av missed u sooooooooo much
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by freezy(m): 10:56am On May 20, 2011
It is never too early for a beer, is it?

Gimme one big stout there!!! angry angry Criminally cold, mortuary standard.

Sharp, sharp abeg.
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 2:42pm On May 20, 2011
Yinka hun catch me on Yim, wanna talk 2 u wink

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