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where koice dey? Abi this recent increase in data price Don make am swear off the internet.

darkenedrebel:


LOL.
So how do you intend on catching a preterhuman shape-shifter that does not even have a corporeal form?.

Have you read 'Tempest' by William Shakespeare?.
Well, I am like Ares in Tempest



You are not serious ooo, Cocoa.

So you want to pretend like you don't know what I am talking about abi?.



My sincere apologies.
I just felt Ajepaki sounded more posh.




Okay. I just don't see how it's any of my beeswax though.

I don't even like people generally because I find a wagerian percentage of them slow, stüpid and full of emotional baggage.

So why should I be bovvered an inch by an unknown entity on the internet whose chances of we ever meeting is 100 x 55 times lower than the chances of the Hubble Telescope discovering a little man with a flashlight searching for a circuit breaker in the centre of every black hole.

I would have protracted my thesis for better comprehension, but I think you've gotten the point I'm trying to make.

Nah, you are none of those, what you are is wakadoo and i'mma have you in chains if you don't stop speaking kookoo .

I'm not pretending sunshine, you have to be explicit so mama will be at your service superbly .

We are kpakos, we don't do posh.


That serious? I get the message, my lips are zipped.

Lmao..The Cojones.

freecocoa:
Nah, you are none of those, what you are is wakadoo

First you said I was a wise apple.
Then you said I was a showboat.
Then you said I was your blue-eyed-man.

And now I'm wakadoo? - whatever that means.
Stop chopping and changing and make up your mind

and i'mma have you in chains if you don't stop speaking kookoo .

Have me in chains like BDSM_?

I'm not pretending sunshine, you have to be explicit so mama will be at your service superbly .

I think mama is fully aware of what I was inferring. After all she has a universe of experience on her side.

If ribaldry were always done explicitly and never periphrastically, then it wouldn't be all so thrilling.

The oblique clues I provided you with earlier is more than sufficient in pointing you in the right direction.

I said I was ready to eat anything: Full/Thicket bush, Brazilian, Landing Strip, British Airways, Bikini Line.

We are kpakos, we don't do posh.

But you wouldn't allow an indigent man walk you down the aisle, would you?

That serious? I get the message, my lips are zipped.

Better. Keep it zipped.

Just finished bingeing on Bloodline Season 2...

Holy Shiiit!! Sh*t just got real!

Kev!! WTF??!

Danny may be long dead, but he sure as hell is still one massive pain in the neck of the Rayburns.

SIRcumalot:
where koice dey?
Abi this recent increase in data price Don make am swear off the internet.

Oga mi, I dey oo . Just that my spare time is longer my own again. I'm still pretty active on Quora though.

moufan:
@koice, recommend some dope british series for me

*The Honorable Woman (a lot like Homeland but more intelligently written and even more relevant)
*Luther (Eldris Elba at his best. Awesome)
*The Shadow Line (A profound Slow burner but worth it)
*And Then There Were None (Mystery... electric)
*Line Of Duty (Cop show about dirty cops in South Eastern England)
*Happy Valley (The Lead Actress stole the show in this Northern England Cop Drama)
*Broadchurch (Very Addictive right from the Get-go. Set in Coastal England)
*In The Flesh (Partially Dead Syndrome... Sound weird, right? Watch it and you'll understand)
*London Spy (Didn't like it at first, then gave it another shot and never regretted it since)
*The Tunnel(Hmmm... not nearly as good as the Scandinavian original or gritty as the American remake, but it's Anglo-Franco flavor has quite the appeal. A commendable serial Killer mystery drama.
*Inside Number 9 (Anthology horror series)
*Black Mirror (Anthology Sci-fi series)
*River (Awesome)

There are so many, but give those ones above a whirl and see if you'd like em.

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koice:


Oga mi, I dey oo . Just that my spare time is longer my own again. I'm still pretty active on Quora though.

alright mayne.

koice:


Oga mi, I dey oo . Just that my spare time is longer my own again. I'm still pretty active on Quora though.

alright mayne.

4th season of Banshee is utter crap. I can't believe I waited a whole goram year for this rushed flake with no soul. Well played, Cinemax.

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bykebyke:

Never have I ever seen a spoiler so big.

Eeyah, pere. I assumed that y'all must have finished the whole series by now. My bad.

koice:
4th season of Banshee is utter crap. I can't believe I waited a whole goram year for this rushed flake with no soul. Well played, Cinemax.

You ehn, you can spoil person mind
Still gonna download it tho, wanna see what happened to Job.

koice:
4th season of Banshee is utter crap. I can't believe I waited a whole goram year for this rushed flake with no soul. Well played, Cinemax.

bros pls recommend series similar to 24 and Strike back in terms of action, intelligence.

bykebyke:

Lmao..The Cojones.

which show be this

SIRcumalot:

which show be this

Bates Motel.

RAKITIC:
bros pls recommend series similar to 24 and Strike back in terms of action, intelligence.

Watch blindspot bro

kgold1:


Watch blindspot bro

Lmao..You saw 24/Strike Back and you recommended Blindspot?

bykebyke:
Lmao..You saw 24/Strike Back and you recommended Blindspot?

ermmm, your point exactly?

kgold1:


ermmm, your point exactly?

Blindspot is not similar to 24/Strike Back.

bykebyke:

Blindspot is not similar to 24/Strike Back.

bykebyke run run run for your life !!!

darkenedrebel:


First you said I was a wise apple.
Then you said I was a showboat.
Then you said I was your blue-eyed-man.

And now I'm wakadoo? - whatever that means.
Stop chopping and changing and make up your mind



Have me in chains like BDSM_?



I think mama is fully aware of what I was inferring. After all she has a universe of experience on her side.

If ribaldry were always done explicitly and never periphrastically, then it wouldn't be all so thrilling.

The oblique clues I provided you with earlier is more than sufficient in pointing you in the right direction.

I said I was ready to eat anything: Full/Thicket bush, Brazilian, Landing Strip, British Airways, Bikini Line.



But you wouldn't allow an indigent man walk you down the aisle, would you?



Better. Keep it zipped.

Lol, you are everything I've said and more.


I shoulda known, you a sadist, so you kinky like that, I see.


Lol, you cray cray, mama knows what you mean aight but can you handle it? Hope nobody's gon cry like a little b1tch when it's on?

Well, there are degrees of poor, so what do you mean exactly?

bykebyke:

Blindspot is not similar to 24/Strike Back.

hmmmn. your view. Seen both movies, not really into strike back as it is more or less a war series, but I think blindspot is kind of similar to 24.

In fact sef, very similar.

You got any other options? Feel free to share.

kgold1:


hmmmn. your view. Seen both movies, not really into strike back as it is more or less a war series, but I think blindspot is kind of similar to 24.In fact sef, very similar.

You got any other options? Feel free to share.

Please tell me you would be performing at a Comedy show tonight and you are practising your jokes?

Blindspot is in no way similar to 24.

bykebyke:

Please tell me you would be performing at a Comedy show tonight and you are practising your jokes?

Blindspot is in no way similar to 24.

hehehe really? Two different series based on law enforcement agencies?

Two male protagonists in Jack and Kurt?

Different cases to be cracked every episode?

What else, abeg?

kgold1:


hehehe really? Two different series based on law enforcement agencies?

Two male protagonists in Jack and Kurt?

Different cases to be cracked every episode?

What else, abeg?

24 is a political thriller,Jack Bauer racing to stop terrorist plots/assasinations and in the process unveiling corrupt individuals in the government.

Wake me up when Kurt saves a President from getting killed.

The Fück is Blindspot?Searching for clues from the tattoo on a person's back is what you call similar.

Better go to Church tomorrow and ask for forgiveness,This is the kind of sin that can take one to hell.

bykebyke:

24 is a political thriller,Jack Bauer racing to stop terrorist plots/assasinations and in the process unveiling corrupt individuals in the government.

Wake me up when Kurt saves a President from getting killed.

The Fück is Blindspot?Searching for clues from the tattoo on a person's back is what you call similar.

Better go to Church tomorrow and ask for forgiveness,This is the kind of sin that can take one to hell.

Lol. Tone it down with the snides bruh.

My opinion. Yours may differ. Doesn't mean you're wrong.

kgold1:


Lol. Tone it down with the snides bruh.

My opinion. Yours may differ. Doesn't mean you're wrong.

All Opinions are not equal.
"Some are a very great deal more robusts,sophisticated and well supported in logic and argument than others."

Bykebyke can look for trouble ehn! Person say cat and dog are the same. You said no ahn ahn is it your cat and dog?

Mizzzbeee:
Bykebyke can look for trouble ehn! Person say cat and dog are the same. You said no ahn ahn is it your cat and dog?

Which trouble i look for?I hate when people distort something and say "leave it,it's my opinion."