Islander:

Ah lie ah yo lie, Mi papi is fine .

papi don't mind them, Mama don accept you. And the Prime Minister can't wait to appoint you Minister of any ministry you wish to rule

@Michillen, don't allow anyone to kill your spirit dear. Again, beauty lies within,

so true

@ Esss RFLMAO
Datz Commedy u know!

Islander:

@Michillen, don't allow anyone to kill your spirit dear. Again, beauty lies within,

Islander dear, chill a bit.

You guys always take everything too seriously.

Whenever I create threads like this it is just to make you guys relax for a while while you laugh and smile.

Thanks darling. The beauty within me is eternal and immutable!

michelin89:

Thanks darling. The beauty within me is eternal and immutable!

dont decieve yourself, guys wont take a mirror to see the "beauty within me", they want to see the one outside of you first.

michelin89:

Islander dear, chill a bit.

You guys always take everything too seriously.

Whenever I create threads like this it is just to make you guys relax for a while while you laugh and smile.

Thanks darling. The beauty within me is eternal and immutable!

Look child, don't touch that button that triggers the "other side" of me,  As I have pointed out earlier, if you know you were going to have such a reaction to peoples' opinions, then you need not have created this thread.
Not even the woman who spent 28 hrs in labour can tell me to "chill out"  I do whatever I deem fit. So please let's keep this civil,because "Misbehaving" just happens to be my second name,

davidylan:

don't decieve yourself, guys wont take a mirror to see the "beauty within me", they want to see the one outside of you first.

i swear i am going to re-baptize you between the Atlantic and the Pacific oceans

davidylan:

don't decieve yourself, guys wont take a mirror to see the "beauty within me", they want to see the one outside of you first.

They'll see the outside at first but as they get to know me, they'll also discover my inner beauty.

I have a *cough* pure *cough* heart and *let me check what else I have. I'll be back tomorrow*

davidylan:

@ Esss, would this remedy work for the genetically unbeautiful? I mean those born ugly?

We are still researching a cure for that kind of wor-wor. Since the wor-wor is in their blood, it is just like AIDS. So it will take a long time to find a cure.
But in the main time people with this kind of problem could walk around with a mask on their face and pretend its Halloween or dress like the muslims.

blue-sky:

haba, do u want to burn people's face

if your 2 ugly, then plastic surgery is your only hope, it can do wonders. Just watch extreme makeover to c what i mean.

Not everybody can afford a plastic surgeon. I'm only offering cheap alternative medicine. And all my drugs/remedies come with 3% success guarantee, a trial will convince you.

Islander:

Look child, don't touch that button that triggers the "other side" of me, As I have pointed out earlier, if you know you were going to have such a reaction to peoples' opinions, then you need not have created this thread.
Not even the woman who spends 28 hrs in labour can tell me to "chill out" I do wheneve I deem it fit. So please let's keep this civil,because "Misbehaving" just happens to be my second name,

Oh my bad. Sorry dear!

Esss:

Not everybody can afford a plastic surgeon. I'm only offering cheap alternative medicine. And all my drugs/remedies come with 3% success guarantee, a trial will convince you.

I guess then that I am doomed forever!

Esss:

We are still researching a cure for that kind of wor-wor. Since the wor-wor is in their blood, it is just like AIDS. So it will take a long time to find a cure.
But in the main time people with this kind of problem could walk around with a mask on their face and pretend its Halloween or dress like the muslims.

Not everybody can afford a plastic surgeon. I'm only offering cheap alternative medicine. And all my drugs/remedies come with 3% success guarantee, a trial will convince you.

How do we sign up!
who do we make the checks payable to?

michelin89:

They'll see the outside at first but as they get to know me, they'll also discover my inner beauty.

I have a *cough* pure *cough* heart and *let me check what else I have. I'll be back tomorrow*

dont you think it would either take a fellow wowo boy or a fine boy with everlasting patience to wait to discover your "inner beauty"?

We cant see the pure heart, its the face we see first.

cant we all just get along

@ poster
have u taken any of the tips yet ?

davidylan:

don't you think it would either take a fellow wowo boy or a fine boy with everlasting patience to wait to discover your "inner beauty"?

We can't see the pure heart, its the face we see first.

David your wahala too much.! You don win, carry go!

babyosisi:

How do we sign up!
who do we make the checks payable to?

u want to sign up with the 3% success rate, and have the risk of burning ur face from all that bleach.

@michellin
dont worry, one day u will look like whoopi goldberg

omogenaija:

can't we all just get along

@ poster
have u taken any of the tips yet ?

Esss has proposed some solutions but the problem is they have 3% of success. I am really desperate!

blue-sky:

@michellin
don't worry, one day u will look like whoopi goldberg

I really hope so!

blue-sky:

@michellin
don't worry, one day u will look like whoopi goldberg

i wont look forward to that day if i were you. You'll be kissing marriage good bye.

michelin89:

David your wahala too much.! You don win, carry go!

how's ur "inner beauty" today?  

davidylan:

i wont look forward to that day if i were you. You'll be kissing marriage good bye.

Marriage is not my priority. *But hey if I become like Whoopi then I might take the step of becoming famous as her sosia and money might start flowing! Ahahhahahahah!* <------ My thoughts! Don't read please!

davidylan:

how's your "inner beauty" today?

*I can't reply because I haven't still be able to identify those elements that characterize it*

@Esss is this thingy refundable? I work very hard, so I am very serious with regards to money,

@David,   , Jesus help him oo, abeg,

@wife, start praying for peace, NOT

blue-sky:


u want to sign up with the 3% success rate, and have the risk of burning your face from all that bleach.

@michellin
don't worry, one day u will look like whoopi goldberg

isn't it better than nothing?

Islander:

@David, , Jesus help him oo, abeg,

amen!

michelin89:

Marriage is not my priority. *But hey if I become like Whoopi then I might take the step of becoming famous as her sosia and money might start flowing! Ahahhahahahah!* <------ My thoughts! Don't read please!

Left to whoopi's face alone she'd be a pauper. If you dont have a face at least have a talent.

are davidylan and michelin89 a couple

@babyosisi
start saving up money for plastic surgery.

blue-sky:

are davidylan and michelin89 a couple

ermmmmmmm

@ islander wetin i do u?

blue-sky:

are davidylan and michelin89 a couple

David likes whitechicks

I like strong and sexy chocolate men.

As you can see we are not meant for each other!

We are still researching a cure for that kind of wor-wor. Since the wor-wor is in their blood, it is just like AIDS. So it will take a long time to find a cure.
But in the main time people with this kind of problem could walk around with a mask on their face and pretend its Halloween or dress like the muslims.

prevention is better than cure. two ugly people probably shouldn't be making babies? j/k

michelin89:

David likes whitechicks

I like strong and sexy chocolate men.

As you can see we are not meant for each other!

white chicks ko, brown fowls ni.  

You cant cook, you only have inner beauty, you aspire to look like whoopi goldberg. I dont need a crystal ball to tell me to run.   Try Esss's remedy, it may help you.

wifeypenth:

@ islander wetin i do u?

Nada nada,

blue-sky:

are davidylan and michelin89 a couple

papi is this true? I am a jealous girl u know

Islander:

papi is this true? I am a jealous girl u know

you all wish eh.
Everyone say after me - David is a fine boy!

No david and Michelin are not a couple.
David's waiting for wes to grow to maturity

DAVID es muy hermoso el Nino

davidylan:

white chicks ko, brown fowls ni.  

Na you take your fingers type am oo.

davidylan:

You can't cook,

Who tell you say I nor sabi cook. Haba! I said I don't like cooking. Do they sound the same to you?

davidylan:

you only have inner beauty,

I am happy some people aren't shallow like you!

davidylan:

you aspire to look like whoopi goldberg.

She nor fine for your face again? I am sorry but in my dream you were saying it with your own mouth! I can bet on this.

davidylan:

I don't need a crystal ball to tell me to run.   Try Esss's remedy, it may help you.

Run free David! The farther you stay from me, the more is my chance to find my true love!

or for muki to convert