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Why It Is Better To Be A Man by jamale: 12:25pm On Jul 07, 2011
1.i have no worries about growing a moustache or a beard.
2.i can be naked from the waist up outdoors.
3.my last name stays put when i get married.
4.i dont have to worry about the way i sit.
5.its my customary right to be on top during sex.
6.i dont have to wear high heels.
7.i dont have to worry aboutthe natural phenomenon called the biological clock
8.i dont have to worry about a certain time of the month.
9.i dont have to go to the bathroom to powder my nose,adjust my neckline,touch up my makeup,brush my hair,pee and crap,twelve times in one hour.
10.i dont have to spend a fortune on an haircut.
Re: Why It Is Better To Be A Man by Syed2011: 1:00pm On Jul 07, 2011
shocked , never thought of all this till now grin
Re: Why It Is Better To Be A Man by jamale: 11:23am On Jul 08, 2011
well,there u have it,friend, grin
Re: Why It Is Better To Be A Man by mikuz(m): 4:51pm On Jul 08, 2011
Duplicated!

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