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Nudist Colony by IBBFan(m): 1:37am On Feb 19, 2006 |
Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by him and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him grinning sweetly and says: "Sir, did you call for me?" Bob replies: "No, what do you mean?" She says: "You must be new here; let me explain. It's a rule here that if I give you an erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she then leads him to the side of a pool, lays down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her. Bob continues exploring the facilities. He enters a sauna, sits down, and farts. Within a few seconds a huge, horribly corpulent, hairy man with a firm erection lumbers out of the steam towards him. The Huge Man says: "Sir, did you call for me?" Bob replies: "No, what do you mean?" The Huge Man: "You must be new here; it is a rule that when you fart, it implies you called for me." The huge man then easily spins Bob around, bends him over the bench and has his way with him. Bob rushes back to the colony office. He is greeted by the smiling naked receptionist: "May I help you?" Bob says: "Here is your card and key. You can keep the $500 joining fee." Receptionist: "But Sir, you've only been here a couple of hours; you only saw a small fraction of our facilities, "Bob replies: "Listen lady, I am 58 years old, I get a hard-on twice a month, but I fart 15 times a day. No thanks." |
Re: Nudist Colony by Rhodalyn(f): 12:11pm On Feb 20, 2006 |
Re: Nudist Colony by dm(m): 8:52pm On Feb 20, 2006 |
LMFAO |
Re: Nudist Colony by spikelord(m): 2:43am On Mar 20, 2006 |
Thangs might change!!! |
Re: Nudist Colony by romsky: 11:22am On Jun 10, 2009 |
awww poor Bob |
Re: Nudist Colony by parki: 11:24am On Jun 10, 2009 |
Re: Nudist Colony by blissieng(f): 11:40am On Jun 10, 2009 |
no be this joke dem just yab me put? ha ha ha. seems like an epidermic. |
Re: Nudist Colony by blissieng(f): 11:41am On Jun 10, 2009 |
Romade no see this one o, dey follow me like fly for ya^$h. . . u hear? |
Re: Nudist Colony by romsky: 12:00pm On Jun 10, 2009 |
I ressurected d joke d minute i saw ya subject |
Re: Nudist Colony by parki: 12:19pm On Jun 10, 2009 |
gud for u |
Re: Nudist Colony by blissieng(f): 12:23pm On Jun 10, 2009 |
romade: thnx for proving me right! |
Re: Nudist Colony by Lolabbey: 12:29pm On Jun 10, 2009 |
hmmm na wah oooo. my judgmnt , bliss delete ur post |
Re: Nudist Colony by blissieng(f): 12:51pm On Jun 10, 2009 |
in ya dream mate! only in ya dream. |
Re: Nudist Colony by Lolabbey: 2:20pm On Jun 10, 2009 |
abeg ur braging dey give me headache |
Re: Nudist Colony by blissieng(f): 10:37pm On Jun 10, 2009 |
gud 4 ya! |
Re: Nudist Colony by Lolabbey: 10:49am On Jun 11, 2009 |
comot for road jare |
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