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Nudist Colony by IBBFan(m): 1:37am On Feb 19, 2006
Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off
his
clothes and starts wandering around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by
him
and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his
erection,
comes over to him grinning sweetly and says: "Sir, did you call for me?"
Bob
replies: "No, what do you mean?" She says: "You must be new here; let me

explain. It's a rule here that if I give you an erection, it implies you

called for me." Smiling, she then leads him to the side of a pool, lays
down
on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way
with
her.
Bob continues exploring the facilities. He enters a sauna, sits down,
and
farts. Within a few seconds a huge, horribly corpulent, hairy man with a

firm erection lumbers out of the steam towards him. The Huge Man says:
"Sir,
did you call for me?" Bob replies: "No, what do you mean?" The Huge Man:

"You must be new here; it is a rule that when you fart, it implies you
called for me." The huge man then easily spins Bob around, bends him
over
the bench and has his way with him.
Bob rushes back to the colony office. He is greeted by the smiling naked

receptionist: "May I help you?" Bob says: "Here is your card and key.
You can keep the $500 joining fee." Receptionist: "But Sir, you've only
been
here a couple of hours; you only saw a small fraction of our
facilities, "Bob replies: "Listen lady, I am 58 years old, I get a
hard-on twice a month, but I fart 15 times a day. No thanks."
Re: Nudist Colony by Rhodalyn(f): 12:11pm On Feb 20, 2006
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Re: Nudist Colony by dm(m): 8:52pm On Feb 20, 2006
LMFAO
Re: Nudist Colony by spikelord(m): 2:43am On Mar 20, 2006
grin grin grin grin grin

Thangs might change!!!
Re: Nudist Colony by romsky: 11:22am On Jun 10, 2009
awww poor Bob cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Nudist Colony by parki: 11:24am On Jun 10, 2009
undecided
Re: Nudist Colony by blissieng(f): 11:40am On Jun 10, 2009
no be this joke dem just yab me put?

ha ha ha. seems like an epidermic.
Re: Nudist Colony by blissieng(f): 11:41am On Jun 10, 2009
Romade no see this one o, dey follow me like fly for ya^$h. . . u hear?
Re: Nudist Colony by romsky: 12:00pm On Jun 10, 2009
I ressurected d joke d minute i saw ya subject
Re: Nudist Colony by parki: 12:19pm On Jun 10, 2009
gud for u
Re: Nudist Colony by blissieng(f): 12:23pm On Jun 10, 2009
romade:

I ressurected d joke d minute i saw ya subject

thnx for proving me right! tongue
Re: Nudist Colony by Lolabbey: 12:29pm On Jun 10, 2009
hmmm na wah oooo.

my judgmnt , bliss delete ur post wink
Re: Nudist Colony by blissieng(f): 12:51pm On Jun 10, 2009
in ya dream mate! only in ya dream. tongue
Re: Nudist Colony by Lolabbey: 2:20pm On Jun 10, 2009
abeg ur braging dey give me headache
Re: Nudist Colony by blissieng(f): 10:37pm On Jun 10, 2009
gud 4 ya!
Re: Nudist Colony by Lolabbey: 10:49am On Jun 11, 2009
comot for road jare

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