Im a Potato in Carb army. Confirmation made it so. . .
Im a Potato in Carb army, I profess my fats wherever I go,
Nor the devil shall not harm me, Im a potato of my soul. . .
Im a Potato in Carb army, marching to my carbohydrates goal . . .
Im a Potato in Carbs army, Marching to my carbohydrate goal, Yeee paaa!

Kabo everybody! Welcome to Potato Land

You are welcome! heres your casava

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Happy eating

I chopped POTATOTO.

I want to b a yeye fowl, but er wat exactly do yeye fowls do?

Goldieluks:

I chopped POTATOTO.

LMFO @ "POTATOTO"

smh

support yinka, what exactly do yeye fowls do?

yinkalink:

I want to b a yeye fowl, but er wat exactly do yeye fowls do?

Na waooooooo wetn i go gain if i be yeye fowl like una?

I prefer YAM to Potato. Especially pounded yam n egusi soup! LoL. So, Ms. Potato, can u revert 2 Ms. Yam?

Goldieluks:

I chopped POTATOTO.

Yeap. U are in the yeye fowl club from that post '

yinkalink:

I want to b a yeye fowl, but er wat exactly do yeye fowls do?

Omolola1:

support yinka, what exactly do yeye fowls do?

Well, U will know soon when I do a brief introduction about the yeye fowl club

James-dman:

I prefer YAM to Potato. Especially pounded yam n egusi soup! LoL. So, Ms. Potato, can u revert 2 Ms. Yam?

Im sorry naa but Ms. Yam is busy poundin yam naa. She will be back when someone kills Potato

Aight people. heres a brief introduction about Yeye Fowl

Yeye Fow[/b]l was first introduced to me by my bf Mr T. As you all know I am an Asian girl and I dated a Nigerian guy. When we dated, I told him to teach me a[b] Nigerian word and he said ok Babes, heres your first ever word and I want you to remember it for the rest of your life. . .

He said, " YEYE FOWL"

And I was in total confusion so I ask him what on earth is that?

And he told me yeye means unserious and[b] fowl [/b]means chicken

And I was like why would u teach me a silly word ?

And he was like Hold on now. . . Let daddy explain aight?

And he continues. . .
You see Gabby, whatever that comes out from your mouth, you seem to make everyone laugh. You made me laugh, you made my family laugh, you made my friends laugh, basically u are a very crazy funny person!

So everytime I look at you, you reminded me of a yeye fowl. Cute huh?

And I was still confuse

And than he was like because you are a yeye fowl, therefore you get lots of kisses from daddy and there it was, yeye fowl had existed

Ms PATOTO,


How do we get members for this ''yeye fowl club''?

Ms. Potato:


As you all know I am an Asian girl and I dated a Nigerian guy. When we dated,

Noting d use of PAST TENSE when she referred to d relationship, so d relationship is over ~~*sighs*

Goldieluks:

Ms PATOTO,


How do we get members for this ''yeye fowl club''?

Who u callin a patoto? Its POTATO abeg!

Well, if you post, than u are already a member naa. Soon i will be teaching you guys on how to unleashed your yeye fowl spirits (winks)

But first u need to get a teddy. Do u have one?

James-dman:

Noting d use of PAST TENSE when she referred to d relationship, so d relationship is over ~~*sighs*

hey! I did not say I broke up with him ooo

~~then u should luk at dat sentence again n see wat it implies. U said, 'I DATED a Nigerian guy', which imply dat, U ONCE DATED A NAIJA GUY. U also said, 'when we dated', which means, WAT U'RE TALKIN ABT NW, HAPPENED WHEN U DATED HIM IN THE PAST. *well, its gud 2 hear dat u're stil 2gether*

James-dman:

~~then u should luk at dat sentence again n see wat it implies. U said, 'I DATED a Nigerian guy', which imply dat, U ONCE DATED A NAIJA GUY. U also said, 'when we dated', which means, WAT U'RE TALKIN ABT NW, HAPPENED WHEN U DATED HIM IN THE PAST. *well, its gud 2 hear dat u're stil 2gether*

Haa thank God am not the only one!

ok, But my potatoe is still on d fire

James-dman:

~~then u should luk at dat sentence again n see wat it implies. U said, 'I DATED a Nigerian guy', which imply dat, U ONCE DATED A NAIJA GUY. U also said, 'when we dated', which means, WAT U'RE TALKIN ABT NW, HAPPENED WHEN U DATED HIM IN THE PAST. *well, its gud 2 hear dat u're stil 2gether*

The first one I agree the second one I dont agree cause when he introduced me to the word yeye fowl, that was past tense

Lord_Reed:

Haa thank God am not the only one!

V, I hope u did not talk to Mr T na. Did you receive my Message?

Scash:

ok, But my potatoe is still on d fire

Arghhhhh!!!!!!! Cannibal!!!!!

I dnt like potato, I prefer plantain , but can I still be a member of the club? I hope one of d benefits of being a member is having d opportunity to be close to d likes of goldielucks and omolola

Kabo Yusuf! Kabo! Kabo!

U are most welcome sweetheart I can't believe a heart throb is in my house. How loffffly

Im glad you prefer plantain cause I myself loffffff plantain very much. I always chop plaintain and beans together and the beans I cook em with smoked fish. Would u like that?

Ms. Potato:

Kabo Yusuf! Kabo! Kabo! 

U are most welcome sweetheart I can't believe a heart throb is in my house. How loffffly

Im glad you prefer plantain cause I myself loffffff plantain very much. I always chop plaintain and beans together and the beans I cook em with smoked fish. Would u like that? 

aaaw all these kisses just for me alone, i'm almost outa breath, and blushing, back at you  ,
i've never felt more welcome into any where  ,

And by the way, u seem to be more Nigerian than me when it comes to food, i can't remember the last time i ate that combination, so , yeah i would love to have a plate of that special delicacy from the sweetest ms.potato ever. 

yusuf_@:

aaaw all these kisses just for me alone, i'm almost outa breath, and blushing, back at you  ,
i've never felt more welcome into any where  ,

And by the way, u seem to be more Nigerian than me when it comes to food, i can't remember the last time i ate that combination, so , yeah i would love to have a plate of that special delicacy from the sweetest ms.potato ever. 

Why wouldnt people welcome u? Are they blind? U know if I see u I would stare at you cause I cannot help it but I really really love the way you look

I told my bf to look at your photo and he was like yeah, he is cute but unfortunately I aint a woman And I told him that even if he is a woman, I bet you wont notice him/her cause he might make one ugly woman

So are u a yeye fowl in real life?

@ ms potato, lol @ ur bf making one hell of an ugly chk but I don't discriminate as u know "u saw me and iya's wedding pix, u wouldn't call her pretty, now wld u?" Any ways, back to the main flow, I don't c any beans and plantain or stock fish! And where are the club members na?

@ sexkillz, how are u? I c ur hand work in the jokes section, I like ur person.

K
Its decided den, m a real yeye fowl!

sexkillz:

Welcome! Welcom! Welcome to the Yeye Fowl CLub What position would u like to apply for?

yusuf_@:

@ ms potato, lol @ your bf making one hell of an ugly chk but I don't discriminate as u know "u saw me and iya's wedding pix, u wouldn't call her pretty, now wld u?" Any ways, back to the main flow, I don't c any beans and plantain or stock fish! And where are the club members na?

Yes, The reason why you dont see any beans or Plantain its because I have not advertize for the position of cook for yeye Fowl's Club Would u mind recommending me any cooks u know around?

All the members are thinking on what kinda yeye fowl personality they wanna com carry for hia I suggest you start your own too

yusuf_@:

@ sexkillz, how are u? I c your hand work in the jokes section, I like your person.

Wow! he is good at jokes? That means he can be a yeye fowl for hia too but why he dey only show one kindan face?

yinkalink:

K
Its decided den, m a real yeye fowl!

Wow!!!! Really? Welcome my dear Can u share with us your experiences of becoming a yeye fowl?

K
Inspired by ur xperience, i told my boifriend dat i was a yeye fowl. D ffg conversatn ensued;
Me: baby, i just joined dis xclusive n special club on nl
He: rly?
Me: yep, d yeye fowl club inspired by ms potato
He: ms potato? Yeye fowl?
I hope dats not some kind of lesbian group or somtin
Me: (laffing) no,it isnt. Anybody can b a yeye fowl,male or female,infact we‘r all yeye fowls
He: er, i hear u,but speak for urself aite?
So wat exactly do yeye fowls do?
Me: we‘re cute n we make people laff
He: baby,u‘re not cute,u‘re pretty
Me: thanks but m still a yeye fowl
He: do u even know d meanin of d word ‘yeye‘?
Me: of cos i do, m also yoruba remember?
He: so y would anybody dub a name dat comes wit yeye, cant she find somtin better like ‘potato chicks‘ or somtin
Me: potato chicks? Dats gross!
Nywaiz forget abt it. All i know is am a yeye fowl!
He: (exasperated) fine! But u‘r my yeye fowl
Me: of cos baby
D rest is of no consequence.

So dats my own xperience oh!

I don't think I knw anyone who can cook better than you m.potato, but since u ve got ur hands all tied being the president of the "yeye fowl" club, I get if u can't handle it, no lele. I wld have also loved to suggest my x wife to handle the catering job but since she is not a member of d club, dnt think that wld be hapuning.

Eeem! Ok, well, what of yinkalink? I once ate noodles and fried eggs at her place, tasted ok, only prob is I don't knw if she wld b interested.

By the way, I'd like to apply for d position of the chief patron of d club

Shush!
Must u tell everybody u ate @ my place?
Do u know people will b tinkin?