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Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by hayorlad: 9:19am On Sep 02
When you are telling a lady you don't brag and bragging is actually what you are doing

Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by sunnynet(m): 12:31am On Sep 09
Goons media crewz:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiT0-76lhzk..... laugh away ur sorrow with nepa palava on goons media crewz.... Watch and subscribe to more skits ... thanks
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by mickydonald: 11:18pm On Sep 10
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by dizzyime: 12:16am On Sep 12
Twelve monkeys have been discovered dead in a backwoods in India – with veterinary specialists guaranteeing they endured synchronous heart assaults after they were frightened by a tiger.

Local people found the monkeys in a woodland clearing and were at first confused by the evident mass passing.

Suspecting the warm blooded animals had been harmed, postmortems were completed which allegedly uncovered they all had heart assaults in the meantime.

Vets in the Kotwali Mohammadi territory of the northern Indian province of Uttar Pradesh completed examinations.

Vet Dr Sanjeev Kumar stated:

Read more http://www.naijatrending.com.ng/gist/12-monkeys-die-of-heart-attack-after-seeing-a-tiger/

Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by chukwum12: 1:48pm On Oct 04
please that BIGG VAGGGGIINNNAAA thread by (only god knows who)  be scrapped or moved to sexuality section . . .

the day is not all about joking ,making money also cause happiness. @ http://engrossyou.com
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by segunblog(m): 10:12pm On Oct 04
Click here to read nigeria football player Victor Moses Stylishly Lands In Uyo Ahead Of Zambia Clash. {see Photos}

Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by BitandEth: 11:35am On Oct 10
Watch and download all her Emmanuella funny comedies.
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Mclntrye(m): 2:27pm On Oct 18
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by kcofodile: 10:47pm On Oct 19
nawa o
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jefcee(f): 7:26am On Oct 20
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Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by HolyCityComedy(m): 4:07pm On Oct 24
watch what they did to this fake corper
he lied to the girl that he is a corper but the girl caught him selling ice fish
click on the link to watch and dont forget to subscribe for more

Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by kjan64: 12:12am On Nov 08
Any attempt to bypass the word censor is AGAINST forum rules and will warrant a ban.

You will have noticed that certain words have been censored on the forum. This is in order to maintain a level of decorum and to avoid drawing undue attention to the forum or affecting innocent minds that might browse the forum.

While mature issues regarding intimacy and sexuality can be discussed, it is the forum intent to control the use of certain words in this regard. Please abide by the rules, as the words are routinely examined to see if they truly merit being removed or not and this will be an ongoing process.

While we try to do this, some members are intentionally bypassing the censor system by posting words that are similar or not identical to the censored word

For example, instead of using the crude word for intercourse (starting with f) some use will repeat the last letter e.g 'fucccckkk' others will replace a letter with a symbol, e.g aS$, while others will spell out the words using dashes e.g G-A-Y.

The list above is not comprehensive but just an indication of the various methods used.

Any attempt to bypass the word censor is AGAINST forum rules and will warrant a ban.

Following this clear announcement, the following enforcement measures are going to be implemented as of 22-01-2009.

1. First offence - instant 2 day ban

2. Second offence 7 day ban

3. Third offence indefinite ban

Please, Please, PLEASE comply with this instruction. If you fail to do so, do not be surprised if you are banned.

While moderators might not pick up each case, those of you unfortunate to be caught will be used as an example.

This rule is not retroactive and won't cover posts made before the date above, but if you are caught from now, you will be banned.

Thanks for understanding.

Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Kulericson: 12:45pm On Nov 16

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