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Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by dani1luv: 1:41pm On Apr 06, 2012
dani1luv: Any attempt to bypass the word censor is AGAINST forum rules and will warrant a ban.



You will have noticed that certain words have been censored on the forum. This is in order to maintain a level of decorum and to avoid drawing undue attention to the forum or affecting innocent minds that might browse the forum.

While mature issues regarding intimacy and sexuality can be discussed, it is the forum intent to control the use of certain words in this regard. Please abide by the rules, as the words are routinely examined to see if they truly merit being removed or not and this will be an ongoing process.

While we try to do this, some members are intentionally bypassing the censor system by posting words that are similar or not identical to the censored word

For example, instead of using the crude word for intercourse (starting with f) some use will repeat the last letter e.g 'fucccckkk' others will replace a letter with a symbol, e.g aS$, while others will spell out the words using dashes e.g G-A-Y.

The list above is not comprehensive but just an indication of the various methods used.

Any attempt to bypass the word censor is AGAINST forum rules and will warrant a ban.

Following this clear announcement, the following enforcement measures are going to be implemented as of 22-01-2009.

1. First offence - instant 2 day ban

2. Second offence 7 day ban

3. Third offence indefinite ban


Please, Please, PLEASE comply with this instruction. If you fail to do so, do not be surprised if you are banned.

While moderators might not pick up each case, those of you unfortunate to be caught will be used as an example.

This rule is not retroactive and won't cover posts made before the date above, but if you are caught from now, you will be banned.

Thanks for understanding.
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by mcnepow(m): 3:59pm On Apr 06, 2012
[quote author=dani1luv][/quote]
Wat about slangs??

Are they prohibited too?
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by dani1luv: 5:29pm On Apr 06, 2012
mcnepow:
Wat about slangs??

Are they prohibited too?
nah!!
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by NEWBIN: 8:23pm On Apr 06, 2012
dani1luv:
nah!!



angry
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by mcnepow(m): 3:21pm On Apr 11, 2012
mcnepow:
Wat about slangs??

Are they prohibited too?

Dani u are abusing ur priviledges

I think u want war n m gon give it to u! angry
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by dani1luv: 3:24pm On Apr 11, 2012
mcnepow:

Dani u are abusing ur priviledges

I think u want war n m gon give it to u! angry
I dont understand Sir!
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by mcnepow(m): 3:27pm On Apr 11, 2012
U would soon undastand, dont worry

What happend to the quote (yours) that I attached to my reply above? cry

Aint d first time u r doing this angry
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by dani1luv: 3:32pm On Apr 11, 2012
mcnepow: U would soon undastand, dont worry

What happend to the quote (yours) that I attached to my reply above? cry

Aint d first time u r doing this angry
Your confusing me!!!111
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by mcnepow(m): 3:42pm On Apr 11, 2012
dani1luv:
Your confusing me!!!111
shocked
Thank you very much. .

Keep feigning ignorance u hear cry

U dey JSS1 when I join NL, so no tell me say I no sabi quote person u hear. . sad
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by dani1luv: 4:04pm On Apr 11, 2012
mcnepow:
shocked
Thank you very much. .

Keep feigning ignorance u hear cry

U dey JSS1 when I join NL, so no tell me say I no sabi quote person u hear. . sad

oh!! hey I didn't do that OK undecided

and why should I?? undecided
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by mcnepow(m): 2:13pm On Apr 12, 2012
dani1luv:

oh!! hey I didn't do that OK undecided

and why should I?? undecided
I believe u 50%

Help me find out why d post disapear

U knw u r d boss
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by dani1luv: 2:47pm On Apr 12, 2012
mcnepow:
I believe u 50%

Help me find out why d post disapear

U knw u r d boss
Thanks for reporting me
Unfortunately your report
landed right in my mail box.
Thanks.
I have checked this thread log
and found nothing
recheck ur inbox!
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Nobody: 11:38am On Apr 28, 2012
Dani1ruv I hv a vely vely bitter comprain (scloll down) cry


















My flidge dey shock mε̲̣̣̣̥ well well
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Nobody: 8:44pm On May 10, 2012
My complaint is dat you guys have made nairaland jokes section so dry dat you've practically chased away all our members, and their absence has even made d section more drier. Infact dats why i'm scarce on nl too, cos i know i'm coming to meet a dry section.
Pls where are our jokes section posters?? Agybabe, elguapo, jackpot, bright, ode remo, skales, mikuz, mustspin, araregem, pretibel, lilkech, lucario, sutoboy efemena, donkollione, yinkalink, judek, funkymallam etc, and most importantly where is ben10?? Ben10!! Moderator for dat matter! If mod don run, why d members no go run?! where are they?? This place is just so dry now..... Mtcheww. angry maybe u should make it more lively by doing something like giving out recharge cards! tongue grin
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by bright007(f): 11:39pm On May 10, 2012
I have å bitter complain oooo.This is d fourth time I had been banned in å space of 1 week.Even by just logging into d forum and not posting anything,d next thing I will just see is ban.Âm afraid oo.
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Ajibel(m): 3:33am On May 11, 2012
My complaint: no concerted effort has been made by the dogs (mod) of this thread at creatively improving the section...check out other forum sites if ur brain can't think (no inSalt intended)
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Homar(m): 7:20am On May 15, 2012
Dani warn that ben-10 never to try and ban me again without messaging me . I mean champions league is just 4 days as per person wey him morale no reach go viewing centre to watch match (cause of fear say bayern fit loose after dortmund trash them 5-2) na nairaland be my only companionship . So make una endure and no ban me until champions league finish .
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Ajibel(m): 3:24pm On May 15, 2012
^
Lol jus chill nd cee how I go provoke u wey go result into ur ban
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by dani1luv: 11:53am On May 16, 2012
Homar: Dani warn that ben-10 never to try and ban me again without messaging me . I mean champions league is just 4 days as per person wey him morale no reach go viewing centre to watch match (cause of fear say bayern fit loose after dortmund trash them 5-2) na nairaland be my only companionship . So make una endure and no ban me until champions league finish .
[size=13pt]I just checked your log now! and discovered you were banned by the SpamBot
Apologies[/size]
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Nobody: 3:35pm On May 19, 2012
dani1luv pls we need an offtopic bar! take a look at this section, its as dry as shittzz! no one patronizes this section anymore! atleast offtopic bar dey ease tension 4 here when jokers don taya to cook joke. any regular joker here can start the bar pls just give a go ahead. i beg na beg i beg u so. i know most jokers are in skool dats why but this bar can help! i go pack my load go romance section oo. angry angry angry angry

abeg yokers if u agree like mi comment wink wink

i swear! angry
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Nobody: 5:02pm On May 19, 2012
WE NEED OFFTOPIC BAR PLEASE. cry cry cry cry
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Nobody: 2:12pm On May 24, 2012
Please Moderators do something quickly


joke section is really going down i mean is falling inside an unknown pit undecided undecided


Please help this section

thanks
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Nobody: 9:07pm On May 24, 2012
a section is wat the moderators make it! wake up moderators! angry
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by dani1luv: 8:05am On May 26, 2012
I have bin very ill, chai. .

Anyway, suggestions please. .
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 10:23am On May 26, 2012
where's Ben? Ill too?


Clowns. . .
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by ElementG(m): 10:49am On May 26, 2012
am confused here... wats going on undecided undecided undecided
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by EfemenaXY: 11:15am On May 26, 2012
dani1luv: I have bin very ill, chai. .

Anyway, suggestions please. .

Na complaint be that? tongue

Anyway, wetin do you? Malaria?

Sorry o!
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Nobody: 5:35pm On May 26, 2012
dani1luv: I have bin very ill, chai. .

Anyway, suggestions please. .


pele! offtopic bar!

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