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The Condom And The Pad by jackpot(f): 4:07pm On Jul 26, 2011
A CONDOM told a PAD "f[i]u[/i]ck you, you always stop my business for a week"

The PAD replied "Yeah because when you f[i]u[/i]ck up, I lose my job for 9 months"
shocked shocked cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin
Re: The Condom And The Pad by busybody20: 4:57pm On Jul 26, 2011
jackpot:

A CONDOM told a PAD "bleep u,u always stop my business for a week"
The PAD replied "Yeah because when u bleep up,I lose my job for 9 months
shocked shocked cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin



Yawns
Re: The Condom And The Pad by jackpot(f): 5:09pm On Jul 26, 2011
^
*hey, watch that fly* tongue grin
Re: The Condom And The Pad by busybody20: 5:29pm On Jul 26, 2011
my mouth isnt dat big tongue
Re: The Condom And The Pad by busybody20: 5:30pm On Jul 26, 2011
jackpot:

A CONDOM told a PAD "bleep u,u always stop my business for a week"
The PAD replied "Yeah because [size=18pt]when u bleep up,I lose my job for 9 months[/size]
shocked shocked cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin

bleeping with condom dey make pad lose job for 9mths? i thot condom prevents belly?

u c say ur joke no make sense. . . pele tongue
Re: The Condom And The Pad by bashydemy(m): 5:36pm On Jul 26, 2011
^^^ i think you dont read the joke very The Pad say if the condom Zap. up as in if the condom tear that na pregnant and no menstration for 9month so he will loose his job Busybody use your brain
Re: The Condom And The Pad by busybody20: 5:41pm On Jul 26, 2011
bashy_demy:

^^^ i think you dont read the joke very The Pad say if the condom Zap. up as in if the condom tear that na pregnant and no menstration for 9month so he will loose his job Busybody use your brain

^ oga bashy, na your brain i borrow use b4 tongue

i don use my brain now cool

ok I'm laffing hahhahahahhahahahhahaahahaha



grin
Re: The Condom And The Pad by bashydemy(m): 5:48pm On Jul 26, 2011
how could you use my brain and be such a dullard? even my 13month old son will not make that foolish comment of yours grin grin
Re: The Condom And The Pad by busybody20: 5:54pm On Jul 26, 2011
bashy_demy:

how could you [size=16pt]use my brain and be such a dullard[/size]? even my 13month old son will not make that foolish comment of yours  grin grin

when bleeping happens, shi.t happens  tongue  grin


For ya mind nw, you don yab mi cheesy Yeye grin
Re: The Condom And The Pad by bashydemy(m): 6:17pm On Jul 26, 2011
I no yab you just trying to correct your imagination of you using my own brain and be so dull
Re: The Condom And The Pad by mikuz(m): 7:11pm On Jul 26, 2011
I never knew busybody was such a dullard!!
Re: The Condom And The Pad by bashydemy(m): 7:32pm On Jul 26, 2011
Na today? so dull
Re: The Condom And The Pad by busybody20: 8:07pm On Jul 26, 2011
bashy_demy:

Na today? so dull

mikuz:

I never knew busybody was such a dullard!!

at least i nor dull reach bin  gbagbo grin


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Re: The Condom And The Pad by bashydemy(m): 8:20pm On Jul 26, 2011
If him catch you i no dey oo
Re: The Condom And The Pad by mikuz(m): 9:34pm On Jul 26, 2011
Lol
Re: The Condom And The Pad by Chykason(m): 6:56am On Jul 27, 2011
you're on a long thing. . .nice joke
Re: The Condom And The Pad by bashydemy(m): 7:37am On Jul 27, 2011
Copied
Re: The Condom And The Pad by Chykason(m): 6:38pm On Jul 27, 2011
Copyed
Re: The Condom And The Pad by bashydemy(m): 7:34pm On Jul 27, 2011
what? hope you dey okay
Re: The Condom And The Pad by mykali(m): 9:46pm On Jul 27, 2011
how much will you guys pay me if i laugh?
Re: The Condom And The Pad by busybody20: 10:05pm On Jul 27, 2011
^ na so u broke reach
Re: The Condom And The Pad by bashydemy(m): 10:18pm On Jul 27, 2011
LOL Busybody if mykali catch you i no go put mouth oo
Re: The Condom And The Pad by Chykason(m): 6:24pm On Jul 28, 2011
what of ear? wink
Re: The Condom And The Pad by mykali(m): 11:12pm On Jul 30, 2011
busybody20:

^ na so u broke reach

yes. . .i put my account number for freezer so my account got frozen. no money dey my side now
Re: The Condom And The Pad by bashydemy(m): 7:04am On Jul 31, 2011
;d ;d ;d
Re: The Condom And The Pad by jackpot(f): 6:14pm On Aug 01, 2011
^err. . .you fit shift small make I see traffic? No vex wink grin
Re: The Condom And The Pad by ARareGem(f): 8:32pm On Aug 01, 2011
Just browsing through.
Re: The Condom And The Pad by bashydemy(m): 11:29pm On Aug 01, 2011
^^ ok waka pass

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