O ga o!!! Where are the NINs abi una don dey retreat. It seems as if u don't have enough ammunition (cybercafe time) to fight this battle.

The Nairaland NINs were all bursted at their respective cybercafe lol

The difference is 7up, guess we now know the real NINs and the NIDs

JUST LOVING THE THREAD

lol, funny thread wer r the nids

darfur dont die yet, the NINs will be back tomorrow when NEPA returns.

@ aloib

lol, funny thread wer r the nids

na wa 4 u o!
Majority of nairaland user's online at the moment are all NIDs
Check it out

dachamp:

@ aloib
na wa for you o!
Majority of nairaland user's online at the moment are all NIDs
Check it out

He is in denial

@Tats

He is in denial

Uself u wan pursue ALOIB?

@aLOIB
l beg jare give us dey breaking news

wat news??

hahaha u guys r looking at my location, una don miss road, rotflmao

hahaha u guys r looking at my location, una don miss road, rotflmao

huh! l thought you were affected by the breakin news that some cybercafe were bursted few hrs ago
l can c u're online,

i'm a nid baby,

@Aloib

i'm a nid baby

l believ u jare, U 2 much

lol, i'm serious o, i put Ib there cos of the stalkers, lol

@Aloib

lol, i'm serious o, i put Ib there because of the stalkers, lol

lol

BREAKING NEWS!!!

_{*Sweating profusely: adjusts atupa while wiping face.*}

As a dedicated war-reporter who takes his job very seriously, I haven't showered in three days and I smell like a pile of cow-dung.  Insurgent violence almost caused me my dear life last night, why? I almost got my head blown off while riding with the NID's first infantry division, as they paraded the NIN-military base in Ajegunle, Lagos. A heavy gun-battle broke out when the NIDs were double-crossed as they approached 3rd-mainland-bridge on their way back to their camp-site.  That's when a bullet fired from the weapon of odaran Sule Gambari, a member of the NIN insurgency, struck my welder-made helmet, and knocked me right into the water.  Like hungry sharks,  5 members of the NIN-marine jumped after me and took me by canoe to an unknown location in Enugu.
When I woke up the next morning, I realized I was at a concentration camp.  I begged the  commanders not to kill me, citing that "I am an innocent reporter who means no harm."  The cooks fed me garri and suya; I thanked them for their kind gesture.

I arrived yesterday at the concentration camp, which is located in Enugu, Nigeria, where diaspora-returnees are being detained after getting kidnapped by NIN insurgents who refuse to surrender.
Once again, sanitation-minded Brigadial General Paw-Paw was present at the site, with 1 garawa of Dettol in his hand.
As he showered scores of hostages with the disinfectant, he was heard murmuring "damn NEPA has took light, these yankee animals reek of shit, I can't put up with this any longer, this war is unfair."
Commander Paw-Paw has decided he would be willing to pawn 20 NID Prisoners of War (NPOWs), if the NID-Coalition is willing to provide 24-hour power-generators that will help them power their computers at the local cyber-cafe.  "The government will not help us," he says,  "we can't win the war if PHCN doesn't bring light.  How can we fire our missiles if there's no power-supply to help us aim at our enemies."

^^its getting dry, all dse yeye tales, u seriously expect me to read that?

at daCHIMP, why must u keep writing my name

@aloib

at daCHIMP, why must u keep writing my name

u dey vex, cos l write ur name?

@Topic
Can't wait to see some of the NINs who escaped the AK burstin

lol, no mind me, i'm bored jare

how can a war report be bored, Aloib you're fired
You claim not to be NIN, where are you if not lD

one bori8ng country like this, lol must u always call my name, its sweetening u abi??

ofcourse na!

its not easy!! daCHIMP

k0be:

 "The government will not help us," he says,  "we can't win the war if PHCN doesn't bring light.  How can we fire our missiles if there's no power-supply to help us aim at our enemies."

let them build private windmills, the world is going green. The government is the people, all they need to do is change their attitude and PHCN will miraculously start performing efficiently.

@ aloib comot for here, serious issues of national interest are being discussed here.

NATional intrest, lmaooo una never cease to amaze me,

@PTH

et them build private windmills, the world is going green. The government is the people, all they need to do is change their attitude and PHCN will miraculously start performing efficiently.

l agree with you but the policies makers will never listen cos l read a similar artice in which a Nig. livin in Denmark suggested somethin similar but OBJ's govt. never invited him to know how he intend to wk thins out

@dechamp,

Please wake up! You are a NID, and have no business falling in love with the NIN called aloib. There is no faster way to lose your head in a 'war' than sleeping with the 'enemy'!

i berra change my location, awon olodo

@aloib,

i berra change my location, awon olodo

Camouflage! Good strategy. The war games have been taken to another level.

@TayoD

Please wake up! You are a NID, and have no business falling in love with the NIN called aloib. There is no faster way to lose your head in a 'war' than sleeping with the 'enemy'!

LMAO still laughin, high nrs: of war casualties

@ TayoD, aloib is a member of the NIDs party.  

dachamp:

@PTHl agree with you but the policies makers will never listen because l read a similar artice in which a Nig. livin in Denmark suggested somethin similar but OBJ's govt. never invited him to know how he intend to wk thins out

I said all that in sarcasm, it is NINs usually with their heads buried in the sand who advocate that the citizens must "get up and do something" instead of waiting for government when in serious countries the government is held accountable to the people.
We don't need windmills, we need a more efficient PHCN. We must be the only nation on earth to suffer power outages despite having a large dam, huge gas reserves and uranium in commercial quantities.

@PTH,

@ TayoD, aloib is a member of the NIDs party.

My bad. Friendly fire. I need an evacuation team immediately.

tayod u ave been suspended for 2 weeks, carrying false rumor, olori of nid talking