Imani:


Who you be?

Nairalanders will never cease to amaze me


Spermdrops, welcome back


After investigating further, i can confirm Xiomara is spermdrops and the other aliases

You should be ashamed shooo, u get degree for bannology?

I have temporary lifted my ban on myself.   Shame ke? You cannot be ashamed of what you have no shame in darling.

_{Abi mad woman dey shame from unclothedness?}


Since I discovered that certain "officials" in high places are masquerading under several aliases, I just thought I should have a little fun with the "privilege" of "multi-tasking".  The rule is that you cannot use more than one screen name at a time.

Not that you cannot have more than one screen name at a time.  Besides I was really bored with the old names.  Na only MILITIA I like from all of them and I will keep trying to log on to see if I can get it back.   That screen name had the greatest number of spiritual enemies known to mankind.   Keep investigating ma dear. Free effort.

Love it!

c all of them. where the hell have u guys been, una don dey sleep in d nyt abi wetin?

Acidrop, wetin you they do for this dry thread? This brothel is closed for business for good!

We have all graduated to YIM romances and real life events.

Please get with the programme.

Xiomarra:

Acidrop, wetin you they do for this dry thread? This brothel is closed for business for good!

We have all graduated to YIM romances and real life events.

Please get with the programme.

wow, una gree update me? how was i supposed to know that u guys have a real life now? i tot it was how u guys b4 when u didnt have a life. pls ooo make una dey let the news dey reach my side. meanwhile now that i know. i will return to my always existed life

hmmmmmmmmmm!!!

romeo, where is juliet?

acidrop:

romeo, where is juliet?

In Aussie!!! nwanyi oma

haba. aussie? so what are u doing in spain?

Help me ask Ehis ooh

lol. am sure u nt talking about me ooooo. cos u are an hr late, i jst finished my wedding with a sugar daddy

acidrop:

lol. am sure u nt talking about me ooooo. because u are an hr late, i jst finished my wedding with a sugar daddy

Abeg return the wedding ring sharp sharp!!

Sugar daddy ni, Sugar baby ke.

osegwu:

I suppose good children should be asleep by now, shouldn't they?

ehen now. so wat are u doing still up?

romeo:

Abeg return the wedding ring sharp sharp!!

Sugar daddy ni, Sugar baby ke.

that ring u have already given me ooo, u can take it back. . . . lol infcat i have 2 facilitate the papers to have 50% access to the remainig of your property. so beware

this thread still dey? where is "Babeelove sef?

^^^ She's never too far away. . .

Why did my Bro Siena bring this thread back

A thread like this exists
Amazing!

^^^ Now that you know, do something.

^^^^bump, always late for the interesting threads, o well!

Heeeiii, day don break already?

I'm not feeling sleepy,I wan watch film sef.

My kind of thread.

almondjoy:
Siena what is 774?

Anyway, MILITIA says to tell you that she loves you because


You are the best gentleman on Nairaland
You are handsomely cute
You are a manly man
You are not a typical Nigerian with some boondox ideas/you do not live in Nigeria too.
You are decent
you are polite
You are such a romantic
You are so considerate
you are warm
you are entertaining
you are decisive
you are disciplined
you are funny
you are good for her body and soul(good influence) that much needed calm for the stormy winter nights! Spritual matters you know what I mean?

Your age is perfect too.  You are 8 years apart.  She does not like juvenile immature dudes--still living with their parents! You are just perfect for her!




and best of all----------------------

You are unavailable--as she is--and thanks God for that.  Says if she was not married to me she hoped you would cancel your engagement if you are not happy with it!

She hopes you guys can be great friends and would like to give you a phone# when she gets to London in a few days just to talk to you. Do you mind?  I don't mind at all.

Wonders shall never seize sha. Oga siena, u be correct playa o. Choi. Only u, all deze ladys? Militia, almondjoy, Babycool, now, na missmercedes. Bobo yi get sweet mouth gan. Ahn ah! Abeg teach me na. E be lyk say u dey tell all dese women d same tin, wey dey make dem lyk u. Worse part be say, u go fool dem here, den go back to iyawo evri nyt. I bow. U be master sha. Kai Kai Kai.
Na only god know wetin u dey tell dis new one wey she dey follow u upandown. Abi she blind? Woh, madam missmercedes abi kini oruko e. Single guys full evriwer u go dey follow married man. I go soon open thred specially 4 u. Shey anytym I talk abi na write, d 2 of una go ban me. Ehn, I don return. I get una tym wella.

Yeaaaaah!
The good old days.

Once an insomniac, always an insomniac.

12:00AM
Chopping pizza and drinking STOUT/COKE.
Work in 6 hours after a blessed 4 days off.
Life is GOOOOOOOOOD!

The good old days and it was hot here.
Happy New year to you!
I dey find sleep after this fish stew wey I chop.
Your combo of pizza, coke/stout na sign of enjoyment.

KanwuliaExtra:
Yeaaaaah!
The good old days.

Once an insomniac, always an insomniac.

12:00AM
Chopping pizza and drinking STOUT/COKE.
Work in 6 hours after a blessed 4 days off.
Life is GOOOOOOOOOD!

armyofone:
The good old days and it was hot here.
Happy New year to you!
I dey find sleep after this fish stew wey I chop.
Your combo of pizza, coke/stout na sign of enjoyment.

Happy New Year sis.
Those days WERE SUPER HOOOOOOOT!
Tons of TINZ were ‘appening I SWEAR.
NL can NEVER recover those years lai lai.
So much KUNG FU-FUN.
People were REAL, till the okoro-mgbatic bush meats entered NL market begin spread “EBOLA” and many incurables.

Dem don go find “REAL WORK” or quench for jail offline ke!
Muchechechecheche

Fresh fish stew! Yummy.
Abeg I join you to continue the h-enjoyment thru 2018 and beyond.

Aminnnnnnnn oooooooooooh.