sexkillz:

Because you look UGLY, Coupled with the fact that your mouth smells from a mile away! BTW my girlfriend can KISS!

dave2:

@Poster

How many have u kissed to come to that wrong conclusion

lefulefu:

but you said u are a virgin so how can you have a girlfriend abi u don disvirgin like i told u to do?

Hmm! A kiss is HARMLESS!

sexkillz:

Hmm! A kiss is HARMLESS!

M M M:

op
must all your FU-CKING post be abt 9ja ladies

go and make MONEY bros i know u re suffering from 2 many rejection from 9ja punnies.

Sorry 9ja babes loves money.

lefulefu:

i mean why is it that naija girls dont know how to kiss
there was this igbo chick the other day i was giving a few kissing lessons and the way she poured all her saliva in my mouth in the name of kissing made me wonder.at times if naija girls want to kiss u they either bite your lips with their teeth or chew your lips like kpomo.haba abeg naija girls make una they watch romance movies and learn from oyibo girls the way to kiss a man

lefulefu:

naija girls are always despirate to date me as soon as they know i from the uk and u know that is pounds sterlings speaking
anyway i got a hot sexy white girl by my side so wetin i need a local naija punny for when i get one clean smelling foreign punny by my side

lindabon:

lol, @ OP
u complain about 9ja girls and yet u claim that u have oyibo by your side. u get oyibo yet u still dey complain. first of all, start being content with what you have!!

secondly, wen did dating oyibo become an ego boost, or am i missing something.
and all the white countries i've visited, it appears that [size=13pt]oyibo will date any kind of blackie, whether gorilla, monkey, or the chimpanzee looking broke A*ss guys as long as they have got geni*tals.[/size] plus, there are few of the guys i see with classy/sexy white chicks, very very few. the guys that still land beta white chicks are hot,juicy, brushed up and successful black/white guys. so it appears that in every part of the world, successful guys are always on higher demand.
so dear OP, instead of wasting your time claiming with oyibo woman while teaching black girls how to kiss, u should invest that time into doing sometin more industrious with your life.
beyonce-jay z, Angelina Jolie-Brad Pitt, Jada Pinkett Smith-Will Smith, . . .  have so many more on d list

my point it, to land a great woman ( that kisses well ), u need to work for it finally. [size=13pt]u cant be broke and keep your eyes high up in the ladder; [/size]u'll just end up wit either eye pain, partial or permanent blindness,  cos dis your "I carry Oyibo mentality", hmmm. boss, leave girls so that they will leave u. apply more focus on more important tins in life and u will surely go far. u can still be focused and runnings babes, but first and foremost, try and focus  

[size=19pt]****DIES**** [/size]

lindabon:

lol, @ OP
u complain about 9ja girls and yet u claim that u have oyibo by your side. u get oyibo yet u still dey complain. first of all, start being content with what you have!!

secondly, wen did dating oyibo become an ego boost, or am i missing something.
and all the white countries i've visited, it appears that oyibo will date any kind of blackie, whether gorilla, monkey, or the chimpanzee looking broke A*ss guys as long as they have got geni*tals. plus, there are few of the guys i see with classy/sexy white chicks, very very few. the guys that still land beta white chicks are hot,juicy, brushed up and successful black/white guys. so it appears that in every part of the world, successful guys are always on higher demand.
so dear OP, instead of wasting your time claiming with oyibo woman while teaching black girls how to kiss, u should invest that time into doing sometin more industrious with your life.
beyonce-jay z, Angelina Jolie-Brad Pitt, Jada Pinkett Smith-Will Smith, . . .  have so many more on d list

my point it, to land a great woman ( that kisses well  ), u need to work for it finally. u cant be broke and keep your eyes high up in the ladder; u'll just end up wit either eye pain, partial or permanent blindness,  cos dis your "I carry Oyibo mentality", hmmm. boss, leave girls so that they will leave u. apply more focus on more important tins in life and u will surely go far. u can still be focused and runnings babes, but first and foremost, try and focus  

Cuddlemii:

@op

Read your post again, again and again.

[size=15pt]Its obvious that you were kissing a local babe or a village girl.[/size] Had it been that you said your teeth was brushing hers, I would have said you both were beginners so [size=15pt]come for a lesson with my mannequin. [/size]

Had it been you said she kept sucking on your lower lip and refused to let go then I would say that your lower lip is pink & luscious. (Hope you no go insert your lips in a bre-ast feeding baby's mouth O cos men can be desperate, igbo fathers dey craze o, no be beans to eat thick starch & still dispose of spare parts, make im nab u.)

But this your post is local abeg. Your username is local too. [size=15pt]I can imagine the ostrich you were tonguing. [/size]

As Calabars would pronounce it , "[size=15pt]Yuck, you suck" [/size]

Dyt:

Yh
i hisses at d hopeless poster wit his senseless posts
bt if u think same den trillion hisses on u 2

thelusty:

At poster: im sure its bcus u av nt met d rite person. Mst jst spit in your mouth. So aarggh! Bt, sum are pretty gud.