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An Unfortunate Sputum Mishap by Ishilove: 7:56pm On Sep 23, 2022 |
This is just so disgusting “Wuse Berger! Wuse Berger!! The conductor shouted, as the long coaster bus slowed to a stop.https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid0aYNz2tthqP5DpFw1HgbFWKUWLes8fx37ox6PZ6JL6pZjAKHCyuQXGVypHpaZecAyl&id=1613901482 *barf* Something similar has also happened to me, only it landed on my hands which were sedately folded on my laps. The slimy, badly aimed projectile emanated from a Volkswagen Passat beside my bus. The memory still gives me PTSD 56 Likes 7 Shares
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Re: An Unfortunate Sputum Mishap by Fira09(m): 8:02pm On Sep 23, 2022 |
Many are mugu but few are roaming, that's just the summary of the story. 5 Likes |
Re: An Unfortunate Sputum Mishap by belovedsonofGod: 8:28pm On Sep 23, 2022 |
Oh my gawd... This is very very funny. Thanks for making me laugh tonight. 12 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: An Unfortunate Sputum Mishap by Chaos14: 8:29pm On Sep 23, 2022 |
Am sorry but this is more funny than disgusting. I've been having a bad day and this lightened me up 13 Likes |
Re: An Unfortunate Sputum Mishap by Michelle55: 9:53pm On Sep 23, 2022 |
Ishi, saving lives from the claws of depression since 1904.. Keep it up. 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: An Unfortunate Sputum Mishap by iamyemiakins(m): 11:02pm On Sep 23, 2022 |
Ọ̀rọ̀ yí só sí'ni lẹ́nu ó buyọ̀ si. Isó ò se pọ́nlá, iyọ̀ ò se tu dànù 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: An Unfortunate Sputum Mishap by FamousFela(m): 3:54am On Sep 24, 2022 |
Hmmmm Who go laugh with me? 1 Like |
Re: An Unfortunate Sputum Mishap by Electorate: 1:41pm On Sep 25, 2022 |
Ishilove: 8 Likes
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Re: An Unfortunate Sputum Mishap by FalseProphet1(m): 1:41pm On Sep 25, 2022 |
I see many Nairalanders vomiting after reading this article. This I have seen. 4 Likes |
Re: An Unfortunate Sputum Mishap by JosephXavier: 1:41pm On Sep 25, 2022 |
I have experienced the same thing exactly Though maybe happened long ago back while I was in uni I boarded a bus back to school and sat directly behind the driver Unfortunately for me, the driver spat through the window while at high speed and the breeze blew the sputum to my face I usually get irritated whenever I remember this incident 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: An Unfortunate Sputum Mishap by SirJerrie(m): 1:43pm On Sep 25, 2022 |
I almost threw up reading this... I can't even IMAGINE... The victim. Ohh the victim Her entire week ahead has been spoiled already. The writer is a good storyteller though... 19 Likes 1 Share |
Re: An Unfortunate Sputum Mishap by vinceyinnovation: 1:43pm On Sep 25, 2022 |
My concern is how do you pronounce the word "phlegm" Is it flejim Is it flegum Is it fleg-mm The word look and sound like the stuff....white men kudos 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: An Unfortunate Sputum Mishap by wman(m): 1:45pm On Sep 25, 2022 |
Lol. Funny story. I can't imagine how horrific it was. |
Re: An Unfortunate Sputum Mishap by Etosha: 1:47pm On Sep 25, 2022 |
Some people are addicted to spitting out saliva at the slighted provocation. Once they perceived a bad odour, the next thing is to spit even if it is a public place..., I will rather hold my breath than spit in such situation. 3 Likes |
Re: An Unfortunate Sputum Mishap by detectivejones: 1:50pm On Sep 25, 2022 |
This is disgusting in every sense of the word. |
Re: An Unfortunate Sputum Mishap by Fidelismaria: 1:52pm On Sep 25, 2022 |
Yuck! Disgusting. 1 Like |
Re: An Unfortunate Sputum Mishap by elpochas: 1:52pm On Sep 25, 2022 |
I knew it had to be one of Ishi stories.Thats y am always careful wheneva i want spit wen am inside a public transit.Have got a question for you Ishi,did d lady still pay her fare after d incident? |
Re: An Unfortunate Sputum Mishap by dangermouse(m): 1:53pm On Sep 25, 2022 |
Re: An Unfortunate Sputum Mishap by Oceanjagaban: 1:58pm On Sep 25, 2022 |
Finally e be like say na dirty people full inside the bus |
Re: An Unfortunate Sputum Mishap by DeepSight(m): 1:58pm On Sep 25, 2022 |
detectivejones: Fidelismaria: And the powers of description of the writer! Vivid! A few minutes later, he hawked, coughed in a vio-lent manner, and spat out a generous amount of yellow phlegm. Snatched by the force of the breeze, the phlegm went backwards, entered through the window two seats behind the driver, and splattered on the face of the woman seated there. She was singing at the time. Some of the phlegm made it inside her mouth 4 Likes |
Re: An Unfortunate Sputum Mishap by GeneralOjukwu: 2:06pm On Sep 25, 2022 |
Spitting out phlegm and leaving it everywhere is the human habit I hate the most. It's hard to jog early in the morning in some places because of thick phlegm everywhere 3 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: An Unfortunate Sputum Mishap by remsonik(f): 2:15pm On Sep 25, 2022 |
I pray all phlegm that people spit to transfer evil to the world will not fall on us in Jesus name. Keep clean and stay safe always 3 Likes |
Re: An Unfortunate Sputum Mishap by blaquebelle: 2:17pm On Sep 25, 2022 |
vinceyinnovation:I think it's pronounced as flem. 1 Like |
Re: An Unfortunate Sputum Mishap by Kingozymandias(m): 2:18pm On Sep 25, 2022 |
This is small I once witnessed something during my nysc .. I was heading to Lagos from Katsina then at one point we stopped for women to pee in bushes near by and I and two other make corpwrs decided to come done and rush one stick of Benson and hedges quickly while is dragging and reminiscing on TemiTope's fine botty I would devour when I get to Lagos ... My guy David tapped my shoulder that he wants to pee by a near tree he turned asking me if I have signal on my phone while walking forward and he didn't see a pile of big human shìt on the floor suddenly he slipped and landed face down inside and huge pile of like three or 4 people's shīt ... Probably different travelers who pooped there as I reached forward to help him and saw his face deep inside a huge pile of shīt of different colours with some in side his mouth his nose his beard his eye I I froze ... Cigar feel from my lips... Omo conductor and some of us helped him up the guy had eaten shit well ... My soul just lef tmy body sha... He couldn't scream loud because as he opwnwd his mouth more shït went down his throat Omo he started vomitting uncontrollably like heavy vomitting and some women in thw his staryed vomitting too Omo I quickly lot another Benson so I don't vomit room the driver and a passenger came over an reach begged me for a stick too because the sight was too horrifying ... Water u stool shīt hard shīt , shīt with maggots the guy had swallowed all types. We diverted the bus into a near by in okene looking for hospital o.. That event still gives me nightnares sha 9 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: An Unfortunate Sputum Mishap by chaarly(m): 2:25pm On Sep 25, 2022 |
Something similar happened to me back then in Uniben Hall3 Block B(Arrow block ) I just came back from church o on Sunday. My roomies cooked rice then i was in a hurry to join them before the food finish. I stepped out to wash my spoon from 200 series down. As I stretched forth my hand, someone from 400 series spat a very thick catarrh (phlegm) and it landed on my hand as I was washing the spoon. I threw the spoon away, lost appetite and felt like cutting of my hand 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: An Unfortunate Sputum Mishap by chaarly(m): 2:25pm On Sep 25, 2022 |
Ghahah |
Re: An Unfortunate Sputum Mishap by VeeVeeMyLuv(m): 2:41pm On Sep 25, 2022 |
Please Allow us to eat our Sunday rice & chicken in peace o Gawd! 3 Likes |
Re: An Unfortunate Sputum Mishap by Arysexy(m): 2:43pm On Sep 25, 2022 |
I just lost appetite now, discontinued eating my Sunday rice and chicken. Just imagining the bacteria wriggling in the phlegm under microscopic view 2 Likes |
Re: An Unfortunate Sputum Mishap by NEIGHBOUR(m): 2:51pm On Sep 25, 2022 |
Very funny ��. The OP is a good writer. Keep it coming. Can't stop laughing . 1 Like |
Re: An Unfortunate Sputum Mishap by LadySarah: 3:00pm On Sep 25, 2022 |
When one mofo threw a bucket of urine from the 2nd floor of my school hostel and it found its way on top the sweet tray of Egusi my dear mom had given me and I was trying to sundry. A minute my tray of over 15cups of egusi was glistening,the next minute it was floating in conc. urine.I cried hot tears throughout that day. This thread is hilarious and disgusting though.Eewwww�� 3 Likes |
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