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I Need A Girlfriend Now! by bin gbagbo(m): 9:30pm On Aug 18, 2011
Please i need a girlfriend badly. .u must be short n bow legged,preferably albino. .U Must b tall, yes.u must b under16
Re: I Need A Girlfriend Now! by ode remo(m): 9:37pm On Aug 18, 2011
OMG. this pedo . dey for our midst all along.
thunder fire your moda.
i mean dat in all sincerity.
oloshi .oloriburuku.
wait till i get my hands on you.
Re: I Need A Girlfriend Now! by Studio CFR(m): 9:38pm On Aug 18, 2011
bin gbagbo:

Please i need a girlfriend badly. . u must be short n bow legged,preferably albino . .U Must b tall, yes.u must b under16


grin grin grin grin grin
abeg dis guy na human being like dis?
Cuz i no understand am again
Re: I Need A Girlfriend Now! by bin gbagbo(m): 9:56pm On Aug 18, 2011
You must be rich too. .hairy, especially "below". drop ur applications now. PLS DONT MIND THE 2 DOGS ABOVE ME. .C YOU!
Re: I Need A Girlfriend Now! by Studio CFR(m): 10:07pm On Aug 18, 2011
Dunce! tis only a dirty durty piggy gurly would fall for you

*no offence*
Re: I Need A Girlfriend Now! by ode remo(m): 10:18pm On Aug 18, 2011
bin crapgbo,
go s.u.c.k yourself.
cow.
Re: I Need A Girlfriend Now! by bin gbagbo(m): 10:28pm On Aug 18, 2011
PLS hurry oo, closing date is 3rd nov. .u must b pretty n working. .you must have small bosoms.4GET DOSE IMPOTENTS UPME
Re: I Need A Girlfriend Now! by Studio CFR(m): 10:39pm On Aug 18, 2011
grin grin grin
Re: I Need A Girlfriend Now! by bin gbagbo(m): 10:46pm On Aug 18, 2011
stop the jelousy, r u madd?
Re: I Need A Girlfriend Now! by ode remo(m): 11:04pm On Aug 18, 2011
^^^,
pu.ss.y hole.
Re: I Need A Girlfriend Now! by bin gbagbo(m): 6:21am On Aug 19, 2011
U must not be a virgin. .
Re: I Need A Girlfriend Now! by chumakk: 7:33am On Aug 19, 2011
you guys are corrupting me lipsrsealed
Re: I Need A Girlfriend Now! by bin gbagbo(m): 8:21am On Aug 19, 2011
why?
Re: I Need A Girlfriend Now! by Nellyon(f): 8:47am On Aug 19, 2011
And in that starved brain of yours, this is a joke right?
Re: I Need A Girlfriend Now! by bin gbagbo(m): 8:52am On Aug 19, 2011
R U Blind? cant you see dis is an advert? apply or shut up!
Re: I Need A Girlfriend Now! by Nellyon(f): 9:03am On Aug 19, 2011
Oh my bad! didnt know this was the ads and vacancy section. Could u point me towards the jokes section?
Re: I Need A Girlfriend Now! by bin gbagbo(m): 9:16am On Aug 19, 2011
just apply n free ur conscience!
Re: I Need A Girlfriend Now! by jokingmary(m): 9:40am On Aug 19, 2011
Wetin make this my driver carry me come here sef angry
Re: I Need A Girlfriend Now! by bin gbagbo(m): 9:49am On Aug 19, 2011
ur driver is good!
Re: I Need A Girlfriend Now! by Nobody: 12:01pm On Aug 19, 2011
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d
Re: I Need A Girlfriend Now! by Studio CFR(m): 10:42pm On Aug 19, 2011
Exits Thread
Re: I Need A Girlfriend Now! by ice234: 5:57am On Aug 21, 2011
I fit all and am an slowpoke too. Come toast me
Re: I Need A Girlfriend Now! by Boss Ttdiamonds(m): 11:50pm On Aug 21, 2011
Have ya'll heard. . . . . Bingbagbo is slow. . . .Have ya'll heard. . . . . Bingbagbo is slow. . . .
Re: I Need A Girlfriend Now! by bin gbagbo(m): 7:03am On Aug 22, 2011
shittz!
Re: I Need A Girlfriend Now! by magda11: 8:10pm On May 27, 2012
[color=#770077][/color]I am small and sexy I also need a bf under 14 call me 07969313536 wink
Re: I Need A Girlfriend Now! by Laitesmart(m): 8:23pm On May 27, 2012
Is this the much talked about Osama bin gbagbo? Chai. U fall my hand.
Re: I Need A Girlfriend Now! by Jojo Armani(m): 9:48pm On May 27, 2012
jokingmary: Wetin make this my driver carry me come here sef angry
Hahahahahahahahahaha abeg here is de joke. Sorry bros. U still ve whom to blame(driver) while me carry myself come here. Who i go blame. Though bin is havin fun. Boy carry on jare
Re: I Need A Girlfriend Now! by Lagusta(m): 10:27pm On May 27, 2012
Me too, i need a gf, over 85 years, with thin flat bosoms, very dry kitty, and very smelly mouth, interested? Mail, tweet, but dont call (pinging is allowed)
Re: I Need A Girlfriend Now! by magda11: 9:20pm On May 28, 2012
I'm free come and join me
Call 07969313536 im waiting wink wink

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