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Re: Please Ask Mr Cork Any Question To Help Improve Your Love Life! by MrCork17: 2:01pm On Aug 19, 2011
190smh:

Huh so i should drive mzdarkskin and marry Tara  shocked shocked

send MzDarkskin back to Somali!! wink
Re: Please Ask Mr Cork Any Question To Help Improve Your Love Life! by Brite02(m): 2:01pm On Aug 19, 2011
mr cork.

There is this V-baby that gave me punny once, ever since then she has refused to hid to my call again, why? Help
Re: Please Ask Mr Cork Any Question To Help Improve Your Love Life! by MMM2(m): 2:02pm On Aug 19, 2011
Mr.cork
i heard u re G-AY undecided
Is it true angry
Re: Please Ask Mr Cork Any Question To Help Improve Your Love Life! by pendo89(f): 2:02pm On Aug 19, 2011
There's a word in swahili we use to refer to somebody who's gone bananas.

'UMECHAPA' = meaning uv lost it  grin

How do u ask and answer yourself?

I swear ur crazy.
Re: Please Ask Mr Cork Any Question To Help Improve Your Love Life! by MrCork17: 2:02pm On Aug 19, 2011
Lord_Reed:

Ah ah Mr, Cork did my speling like u taught mi now?

Anyway u say hould leave the one that boaught mi blackberi?

bro. just settkle for the light skin babe. Light skin babes are the real deal wink
Re: Please Ask Mr Cork Any Question To Help Improve Your Love Life! by 190smh: 2:03pm On Aug 19, 2011
Mr, Cork:

send MzDarkskin back to Somali!! wink

done cool cool
Re: Please Ask Mr Cork Any Question To Help Improve Your Love Life! by MrCork17: 2:03pm On Aug 19, 2011
M M M:

Mr.cork
i heard u re G-AY undecided
Is it true angry

Hell Nooo.  Reality101 is though. He is too nice and very harmless angry
Re: Please Ask Mr Cork Any Question To Help Improve Your Love Life! by 190smh: 2:04pm On Aug 19, 2011
pendo89:

There's a word in swahili we use to refer to somebody who's gone bananas.

'UMECHAPA' = meaning uv lost it  grin

How do u ask and answer yourself?

I swear your crazy.


dont spoil my session

pleasee go away  angry angry
Re: Please Ask Mr Cork Any Question To Help Improve Your Love Life! by pendo89(f): 2:04pm On Aug 19, 2011
grin grin
gone. grin
Re: Please Ask Mr Cork Any Question To Help Improve Your Love Life! by 190smh: 2:05pm On Aug 19, 2011
Mr cork

two of my white chicks want to follow me to AFRICA

what can i do

they have packed their bags to my house waiting for christmas to reach so we can

travel - im scared of GOATS and mosquitoes

what can i do
Re: Please Ask Mr Cork Any Question To Help Improve Your Love Life! by MrCork17: 2:05pm On Aug 19, 2011
OK GUYS. i need to do a number 2 in the toilet. I be back in 47 minute. cheers!!! wink
Re: Please Ask Mr Cork Any Question To Help Improve Your Love Life! by pendo89(f): 2:06pm On Aug 19, 2011
Mr, Cork:

i need to do a number 2 in the toilet. I be back in 47 minute.

shocked shocked lipsrsealed
Re: Please Ask Mr Cork Any Question To Help Improve Your Love Life! by 190smh: 2:06pm On Aug 19, 2011
Mr, Cork:

OK GUYS. i need to do a number 2 in the toilet. I be back in 47 minute.  cheers!!! wink

Hall rey and be quik about it  angry
Re: Please Ask Mr Cork Any Question To Help Improve Your Love Life! by MrCork17: 2:07pm On Aug 19, 2011
Brite02:

mr cork.

There is this V-baby that gave me punny once, ever since then she has refused to hid to my call again, why? Help

sing a love song to her in your IBO deep kunk  voice. it will help! wink
Re: Please Ask Mr Cork Any Question To Help Improve Your Love Life! by agitator: 2:15pm On Aug 19, 2011
i have a big wahala,

which i should chose?

1. Contract marriage,
2. Pay As You Go Marriage.

Re: Please Ask Mr Cork Any Question To Help Improve Your Love Life! by MMM2(m): 2:15pm On Aug 19, 2011
Mr.cork
how many punnnnnnnnny have u nyash so far in NL? undecided[color=#006600][/color]
Re: Please Ask Mr Cork Any Question To Help Improve Your Love Life! by Brite02(m): 2:17pm On Aug 19, 2011
Mr, Cork:

sing a love song to her in your IBO deep kunk  voice. it will help! wink

hey, p-square remix of IFUNNAYA abii? Mr cork
Re: Please Ask Mr Cork Any Question To Help Improve Your Love Life! by HotieTima(f): 2:18pm On Aug 19, 2011
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

u want to help improve other love life,,

undecided undecided undecided undecided so how is it working out for u in reality?
Re: Please Ask Mr Cork Any Question To Help Improve Your Love Life! by 190smh: 2:22pm On Aug 19, 2011
Hotie Tima:

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

u want to help improve other love life,,

undecided undecided undecided undecided so how is it working out for u in reality?


Hun? Go and Piss on a LIFE TRANSFORMER instead of askin that quest shun undecided
Re: Please Ask Mr Cork Any Question To Help Improve Your Love Life! by HotieTima(f): 2:25pm On Aug 19, 2011
190smh:


Hun? Go and Piss on a LIFE TRANSFORMER instead of askin that quest shun undecided

what coz it's the truth tongue tongue tongue
Re: Please Ask Mr Cork Any Question To Help Improve Your Love Life! by 190smh: 2:26pm On Aug 19, 2011
Hotie tima Kindly carry your black body away from here (No offeinse) angry angry
Re: Please Ask Mr Cork Any Question To Help Improve Your Love Life! by Brite02(m): 2:51pm On Aug 19, 2011
HoTIE TIMA. . GOT BLACK BODY? HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAA grin grin grin grin
Re: Please Ask Mr Cork Any Question To Help Improve Your Love Life! by Nobody: 2:56pm On Aug 19, 2011
Is yours pale?
Re: Please Ask Mr Cork Any Question To Help Improve Your Love Life! by Nobody: 2:57pm On Aug 19, 2011
;d ;d ;d ;d
Re: Please Ask Mr Cork Any Question To Help Improve Your Love Life! by MrsChima(f): 3:01pm On Aug 19, 2011
Mr. Cork

Stop telling broke, ugly, and black men to think about me UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.

I know you are obsessed with me but dude get laid. Seriously.
Re: Please Ask Mr Cork Any Question To Help Improve Your Love Life! by Brite02(m): 3:07pm On Aug 19, 2011
hehehheeheeee here comes mrs. chima again?
Re: Please Ask Mr Cork Any Question To Help Improve Your Love Life! by HotieTima(f): 3:15pm On Aug 19, 2011
190smh:

Hotie tima Kindly carry your black body away from here (No offeinse) angry angry

and u must me white tongue tongue loser

the problem here with Mr personality disorders here is he needs advise on how to improve his love life. coz he haven't seen punny for years and it's starting to hurt him tongue tongue tongue
Re: Please Ask Mr Cork Any Question To Help Improve Your Love Life! by Nobody: 3:18pm On Aug 19, 2011
Hotie Tima:

and u must me white tongue tongue loser

the problem here with Mr personality disorders here is he needs advise on how to improve his love life. coz[b] he haven't seen punny for years [/b] and it's starting to hurt him tongue tongue tongue
You mean decades? grin grin
Re: Please Ask Mr Cork Any Question To Help Improve Your Love Life! by MrsChima(f): 3:21pm On Aug 19, 2011
He is a virgin.
Re: Please Ask Mr Cork Any Question To Help Improve Your Love Life! by Nobody: 3:26pm On Aug 19, 2011
A depressed one.
Re: Please Ask Mr Cork Any Question To Help Improve Your Love Life! by MrCork17: 3:30pm On Aug 19, 2011
agitator:

i have a big wahala,

which i should chose?

1. Contract marriage,
2. Pay As You Go Marriage.



Bro. Never trust a dark skin woman especialy if she is black! angry
Re: Please Ask Mr Cork Any Question To Help Improve Your Love Life! by MrCork17: 3:31pm On Aug 19, 2011
M M M:

Mr.cork
how many punnnnnnnnny have u nyash so far in NL? undecided[/color]

[color=#990000]ermm how those that help your love life sir? undecided

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