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Re: Introduction To Witchcraft | 'Witchcraft For Dummies' by Tonyfrom: 2:37pm On Aug 26, 2011
Every Witchcraft Power canvassing Operation NAIRALAND Fall Down and Die in the name of Jesus cry cry cry cry
Re: Introduction To Witchcraft | 'Witchcraft For Dummies' by martinosi: 2:38pm On Aug 26, 2011
Tony from:

Every Witchcraft Power canvassing Operation NAIRALAND Fall Down and Die in the name of Jesus cry cry cry cry

AMEN !!! AMEN !!! AMEN !!!!

YOUNG BLACK WOMANS CRIPPLED ARM GROWS OUT STRAIGH IN JESUS NAME, NOW THAT POWER
JESUS IS AWESOME!!!


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Re: Introduction To Witchcraft | 'Witchcraft For Dummies' by atasteve: 2:39pm On Aug 26, 2011
Your only chance is to accept Jesus as your lord and saviour. And you have to do that real fast before it is too late.
Re: Introduction To Witchcraft | 'Witchcraft For Dummies' by trimwis: 2:40pm On Aug 26, 2011
iya witch, help us witchcraft those politician wey dey steal Nigeria money, if your witchcraft will not make humans ungovernable like the Christians and moslems we go join you ohhhhhhhh grin grin grin grin
Re: Introduction To Witchcraft | 'Witchcraft For Dummies' by chines4(m): 2:42pm On Aug 26, 2011
NL is now like former Anambra state slogan. Home for all, Including wannabe witch
Re: Introduction To Witchcraft | 'Witchcraft For Dummies' by martinosi: 2:42pm On Aug 26, 2011
Worthy Is The Lamb !!! Worthy Is The Lamb  !!! Worthy Is The Lamb !!!

JESUS IS LORD AND KING !!! JESUS IS LORD AND KING !!! JESUS IS LORD AND KING !!! JESUS IS LORD AND KING !!!

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Re: Introduction To Witchcraft | 'Witchcraft For Dummies' by martinosi: 2:42pm On Aug 26, 2011
chines4:

NL is now like former Anambra state slogan. Home for all, Including wannabe witch

Worthy Is The Lamb !!! Worthy Is The Lamb !!! Worthy Is The Lamb !!!

JESUS IS LORD AND KING !!! JESUS IS LORD AND KING !!! JESUS IS LORD AND KING !!! JESUS IS LORD AND KING !!!

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Re: Introduction To Witchcraft | 'Witchcraft For Dummies' by martinosi: 2:43pm On Aug 26, 2011
atasteve:

Your only chance is to accept Jesus as your lord and saviour. And you have to do that real fast before it is too late.

Worthy Is The Lamb !!! Worthy Is The Lamb !!! Worthy Is The Lamb !!!

JESUS IS LORD AND KING !!! JESUS IS LORD AND KING !!! JESUS IS LORD AND KING !!! JESUS IS LORD AND KING !!!

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Re: Introduction To Witchcraft | 'Witchcraft For Dummies' by martinosi: 2:45pm On Aug 26, 2011
JESUS IS LORDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!
ALLL KNEES SHALL BOW INCLUDED WITCHES ON NAIRALAND!!!


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Re: Introduction To Witchcraft | 'Witchcraft For Dummies' by IyaWitch(f): 2:46pm On Aug 26, 2011
jakesund:

@op,
DO WITCHES HAVE PUNNY?
undecided  undecided

Kneel down.

If by "punny" you mean vagina, yes when real witch has taken human form it has vagina. The inside of the vagina however is not same as human vagina. the vagina of real witch contain the mouth of a snake that lives there. inside the mouth of the snake there are many more snakes that real witch uses to drain life. when a man has sex with real witch, such man will become hypnotised by the snakes inside the real witch. such man cannot leave the real witch and many even imagine that they are in love, but they are in hypnosis which can never be broken, until real witch has finished draining the soul and the man dies. such man cannot have any after life like norman human beings do because his soul has been eaten by real witch
Re: Introduction To Witchcraft | 'Witchcraft For Dummies' by martinosi: 2:47pm On Aug 26, 2011
Iya Witch:

Kneel down.

If by "punny" you mean womanliness, yes when real witch has taken human form it has womanliness. The inside of the womanliness however is not same as human womanliness. the womanliness of real witch contain the mouth of a snake that lives there. inside the mouth of the snake there are many more snakes that real witch uses to drain life. when a man has sex with real witch, such man will become hypnotised by the snakes inside the real witch. such man cannot leave the real witch and many even imagine that they are in love, but they are in hypnosis which can never be broken, until real witch has finished draining the soul and the man dies. such man cannot have any after life like norman human beings do because his soul has been eaten by real witch


Worthy Is The Lamb !!! Worthy Is The Lamb  !!! Worthy Is The Lamb !!!

JESUS IS LORD AND KING !!! JESUS IS LORD AND KING !!! JESUS IS LORD AND KING !!! JESUS IS LORD AND KING !!!

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Re: Introduction To Witchcraft | 'Witchcraft For Dummies' by martinosi: 2:48pm On Aug 26, 2011
Iya Witch:

Kneel down, everybody.

I have joined this forum to introduce people into the deep mysteries of witchcraft. We will start the education slowly and you can send me questions on witchcraft.

You must not post on this thread it you do not want a strange visitation from me. Also be prepared for the very strange nature of some of the answers that will be provided.

Ogoni gnoya bis toro gbonya e rere bes ibi Gbonya

Worthy Is The Lamb !!! Worthy Is The Lamb  !!! Worthy Is The Lamb !!!

JESUS IS LORD AND KING !!! JESUS IS LORD AND KING !!! JESUS IS LORD AND KING !!! JESUS IS LORD AND KING !!!

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Re: Introduction To Witchcraft | 'Witchcraft For Dummies' by martinosi: 2:49pm On Aug 26, 2011
Iya Witch:

Kneel down again.



Worthy Is The Lamb !!! Worthy Is The Lamb  !!! Worthy Is The Lamb !!!

JESUS IS LORD AND KING !!! JESUS IS LORD AND KING !!! JESUS IS LORD AND KING !!! JESUS IS LORD AND KING !!!

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Re: Introduction To Witchcraft | 'Witchcraft For Dummies' by HotChoc11(f): 2:51pm On Aug 26, 2011
grin LMAO

Oh Naira Land, E ni pami!

@ Iya Witch, ain't there some sort of 'Witch School', you know, to learn how to communicate proper in English.

And erm, I'm sure you know there's another level of power that y'all witches are most definitely beneath. We, we eat flesh , and drink blood too. Its the flesh and blood of 'Jesus'- the one by whom everything was made, you know na-. And we have all authority on earth and in Heaven. Come join us.

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Re: Introduction To Witchcraft | 'Witchcraft For Dummies' by abes(m): 2:52pm On Aug 26, 2011
grab your copy now!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Introduction To Witchcraft | 'Witchcraft For Dummies' by martinosi: 2:53pm On Aug 26, 2011
Worthy Is The Lamb !!! Worthy Is The Lamb  !!! Worthy Is The Lamb !!!

JESUS IS LORD AND KING !!! JESUS IS LORD AND KING !!! JESUS IS LORD AND KING !!! JESUS IS LORD AND KING !!!

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Re: Introduction To Witchcraft | 'Witchcraft For Dummies' by pinkrex(m): 2:55pm On Aug 26, 2011
Seun why did this make the front page undecided undecided undecided undecided

How sure are we that this woman is a joke
Re: Introduction To Witchcraft | 'Witchcraft For Dummies' by martinosi: 2:55pm On Aug 26, 2011
Leg grows out in Jesus Name  you can't fake this !!!!

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Re: Introduction To Witchcraft | 'Witchcraft For Dummies' by martinosi: 2:56pm On Aug 26, 2011
JESUS IS LORDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!
ALLL KNEES SHALL BOW INCLUDED WITCHES ON NAIRALAND!!!


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Re: Introduction To Witchcraft | 'Witchcraft For Dummies' by IyaWitch(f): 2:57pm On Aug 26, 2011
HotChoc11:


@ Iya Witch, ain't there some sort of 'Witch School', you know, to learn how to communicate proper in English.

Kneel down.

I did not go to any school in this world and it has taken me decades to learn human language.

And erm, I'm sure you know there's another level of power that y'all witches are most definitely beneath. We, we eat flesh , and drink blood too. Its the flesh and blood of 'Jesus'- the one by whom everything was made, you know na-. And we have all authority on earth and in Heaven. Come join us.

That is for human beings and maybe initiated witch, not for real witch.
Re: Introduction To Witchcraft | 'Witchcraft For Dummies' by martinosi: 3:00pm On Aug 26, 2011
Iya Witch:

I AM FEELING CONFUSED NOW, I CAN SENSE THE POWER OF JESUS TOCHING ME JESSSSSSSSUSSSS U R ALL POWERFUL!!!

Worthy Is The Lamb !!! Worthy Is The Lamb  !!! Worthy Is The Lamb !!!

JESUS IS LORD AND KING !!! JESUS IS LORD AND KING !!! JESUS IS LORD AND KING !!! JESUS IS LORD AND KING !!!

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Re: Introduction To Witchcraft | 'Witchcraft For Dummies' by martinosi: 3:02pm On Aug 26, 2011
Iya Witch:

JESUS IS LORD JESUS IS LORD JESUS IS LORD JESUS IS LORD JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS


Worthy Is The Lamb !!! Worthy Is The Lamb  !!! Worthy Is The Lamb !!!

JESUS IS LORD AND KING !!! JESUS IS LORD AND KING !!! JESUS IS LORD AND KING !!! JESUS IS LORD AND KING !!!

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Re: Introduction To Witchcraft | 'Witchcraft For Dummies' by martinosi: 3:03pm On Aug 26, 2011
Iya Witch:




Re: Introduction To Witchcraft | 'Witchcraft For Dummies' by martinosi: 3:03pm On Aug 26, 2011
Iya Witch:




Re: Introduction To Witchcraft | 'Witchcraft For Dummies' by martinosi: 3:05pm On Aug 26, 2011
Iya Witch:


Re: Introduction To Witchcraft | 'Witchcraft For Dummies' by martinosi: 3:08pm On Aug 26, 2011
Iya Witch:

I KNEEL DOWN TO JESUS, MY WITCH-CRAFT POWERS ARE LOSING THERE GRIP ON ME, I SENSE A GREATER POWER
PULLING ME , JESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUSSSSS I NEEDDD YOU!!!!






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Re: Introduction To Witchcraft | 'Witchcraft For Dummies' by pinkrex(m): 3:09pm On Aug 26, 2011
Seun why did this make the front page??

What if this woman is not a joke

Jesus cover me and my post smiley
Re: Introduction To Witchcraft | 'Witchcraft For Dummies' by martinosi: 3:09pm On Aug 26, 2011
Iya Witch:




Re: Introduction To Witchcraft | 'Witchcraft For Dummies' by martinosi: 3:10pm On Aug 26, 2011
pinkrex:

Seun why did this make the front page??

What if this woman is not a joke

Jesus cover me and my post smiley





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Re: Introduction To Witchcraft | 'Witchcraft For Dummies' by IyaWitch(f): 3:10pm On Aug 26, 2011
@ martinosi

Kneel down.

You need not worry yourself as all the things you are saying apply to human beings and possibly initiated witch, but not to real witch, such as me.
Re: Introduction To Witchcraft | 'Witchcraft For Dummies' by martinosi: 3:10pm On Aug 26, 2011
Re: Introduction To Witchcraft | 'Witchcraft For Dummies' by martinosi: 3:11pm On Aug 26, 2011

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