r231:

6,NO SEX TIL AFTER MARRIAGE; U dey make sense but how come your friends wey soji dey marry b4 u? Guys dey lyk test engine b4 dem buy moto oh, give am small then hoard d thing

Na dis one worse pass!

Fickle:

Married man poster, which one does your wife belong too? Was there intimacy before marriage? If you can't answer then you shouldn't preach.

Fickle:

Married man poster, which one does your wife belong too? Was there intimacy before marriage? If you can't answer then you shouldn't preach.

r231:

We might not be sure of the ones to take home to our mothers but we KNOW the ones dat are under-qualified for marriage.


2,RUNZ GAL; Her annual salary is N1.2M but she lives in a well furnished apartment in  maitama or lekki and drives a high profile tear rubber vehicle. we go jus chop your money then vamoose!

3,SPIRO; This one don taaaay for house.she don dey enta voicemail so decide 2 dey use church cover up. . . dat fasting & prayer no be d issue,where u dey wen your mates dey marry?

4,SPOILT BRAT; her papa hold small change so she no fit do house work.we know dem! High maintanance,no productvity.u fit get gifts on your wedding day but after dat her papa go free you & your LIABILITY!

5,DAMAGED GOODS; dem don break ds one heart taya,so if u talk about love she go just provoke!

6,NO SEX TIL AFTER MARRIAGE; U dey make sense but how come your friends wey soji dey marry b4 u? Guys dey lyk test engine b4 dem buy moto oh, give am small then hoard d thing

9.FAKE 2 D BONE; Fake hair,fake eyelashes,fake nails,padded bra,6 inch heels,5 layers of make up Weeeetin? Wia d original u come dey naw?

Ms. Potato:

If Im none of the above why did my man leave me of 4 years relationship? 

It only says that I must be more bad and worst than all of your above category poster 

r231:

We might not be sure of the ones to take home to our mothers but we KNOW the ones dat are under-qualified for marriage.

1, OVER-SKILLS: This one is all over town in too much make-up and skimpy clothes. she dey evry red carpet event and the clubs feels empty without her on a Friday night.

2,RUNZ GAL; Her annual salary is N1.2M but she lives in a well furnished apartment in  maitama or lekki and drives a high profile tear rubber vehicle. we go jus chop your money then vamoose!

3,SPIRO; This one don taaaay for house.she don dey enta voicemail so decide 2 dey use church cover up. . . dat fasting & prayer no be d issue,where u dey wen your mates dey marry?

4,SPOILT BRAT; her papa hold small change so she no fit do house work.we know dem! High maintanance,no productvity.u fit get gifts on your wedding day but after dat her papa go free you & your LIABILITY!

5,DAMAGED GOODS; dem don break ds one heart taya,so if u talk about love she go just provoke!

6,NO SEX TIL AFTER MARRIAGE; U dey make sense but how come your friends wey soji dey marry b4 u? Guys dey lyk test engine b4 dem buy moto oh, give am small then hoard d thing

7,STALKER; "Sweetie,wia r u?" "Who r u wit and wat r u doing?" "U r always hanging out wit d boys". . .abeg find super glue,seal your mouth or u go tay 4 house,

8,SEND ME RECHARGE CARD! Give ursef brain,allow d guy use him mind.  .  .we don't respect moochers and panhandlers. . .ok!

9.FAKE 2 D BONE; Fake hair,fake eyelashes,fake nails,padded bra,6 inch heels,5 layers of make up Weeeetin? Wia d original u come dey naw?

10,CAN'T TAKE poo FROM A MAN; Na your own bad pass,wen time reach u go beg 4 d poo,shebi u don dey near menopause? Dey dia,your  papa go soon begin charge u house rent, 

SHE WHO HAS EARS,LET HER HEAR 

sexsinners:

take out the virgin one, i am praying everyday to marry a virgin. sadly, there is so many loose hoes it's pathetic.

Pweety4me:

The author sounds local anywayz wouldn't want to end up with someone like him.