Can you give what you don't have?

President Goodluck Jonathan on Wednesday assured the Government of Zimbabwe that Nigeria would support all efforts to ensure the conduct of peaceful, transparent and credible elections in the country.
 
Jonathan gave the assurance at a meeting with Zimbabwe’s Prime Minister Morgan Tsvangirai, who was in Abuja to solicit  Nigeria’s support for the country’s general elections in 2012. 

http://www.livenigeriapost.com/2011/08/31/nigeria-to-assist-zimbabwe-to-conduct-free-polls/

ROFLMAO!

So we can have 95% votes in SE and SS Zimbabwe too?

Imao

Zimbabweans will from now on start tackling more than only inflation.

Zimbabweans had better sharpen their maths skills, which treatment do they want from Naija, 12 2/3 of 19 States OR 99.95% votes of SS & SE , meanwhile still grasping between 45-47% of votes where d incumbent is weak.

They should just ask GEJ d one they want & I am sure he would send some of d finest magicians from Nigeria to Zimbabwe.

Lol

This is the first time I laughed at a thread title before opening the thread to read.

based on the assumption that the incumbent wants a fair election?

Mugabe has a lot to learn from PDP. He won't be in a power sharing arrangement if he and his party had resoundingly ''trounced'' their opponents in previous elections.

based on the assumption that the incumbent wants a fair election?

Nail on the head!

GEJ has completely lost his mind! No doubt about that after this.

ROTFLMAO!!!!

Blackteeth:

This is the first time I laughed at a thread title before opening the thread to read.

Same here.

KnowAll:

Zimbabweans had better sharpen their maths skills, which treatment do they want from Naija, 12 2/3 of 19 States OR 99.95% votes of SS & SE , meanwhile still grasping between 45-47% of votes where d incumbent is weak.

They should just ask GEJ d one they want & I am sure he would send some of d finest magicians from Nigeria to Zimbabwe.

Chei. U too much. Laughter wan tear my belle. U don make me wake my neighbour with laughter o.

sunkoye:

Zimbabweans will from now on start tackling more than only inflation.

Hehehe!

^^Ileke, what a coincidence?
You are the one the system was telling me had posted a new reply while typing.

^ lol

^Dont u sleep?

Ni aago melo?
Mo n se nkan lowo sha.

What!!!!! YOU are having a laugh!!!!!!!

Ileke-IdI:

Ni aago melo?
Mo n se nkan lowo sha.

Ki lo n se loru?

Ekiti1:

Ki lo n se loru?

Ti un ba so fun o, me ni lati pa o. (Ekiti-Yoruba. Mo try).

Ileke-IdI:

Ti un ba so fun o, me ni lati pa o. (Ekiti-Yoruba. Mo try).

Oo try. Je n so fun e lekiti "ki mo ba wi si o, ma pa o"
which means, "I Can tell u but will have to kill u afterwards"
Oo gbe ile o.

Jst lyk ajagun tryin 2 teach sneijder hw 2 score freekicks, sanni kaita teachin messi hw 2 dribble accurately, chamach teachin berbatov bal control, diaby coaching c.ronaldo on hw 2 improve on his speed or man.city boss giving arsene wenger lecture on hw 2 manage(mise) money. Laffin in korean

Ileke, dnt let us turn this thread into a chat room. (fellow NLs, am sowi 4 that)
To ba fe chat je ka lo messenger.
Ki se bayi sha o. Mo fe sun.

Ekiti1:

Oo try. Je n so fun e lekiti "ki mo ba wi si o, ma pa o"
which means, "I Can tell u but will have to kill u afterwards"
Oo gbe ile o.

I did not try at all. mi dupe sha
The dialect sweet sha.
mi wi ki mi kan dupe lowo rin - I just want to say thank you.  
Yea, so. . . . i in siko? in ke sun ni?

Ekiti1:

Ileke, dnt let us turn this thread into a chat room. (fellow NLs, am sowi 4 that)
To ba fe chat je ka lo messenger.
Ki se bayi sha o. Mo fe lo sun.

ok, no derailing.  Mii ki n lo chat room sha, never opened one.
Keep being a loyal citizen of NL. Rules are meant to be broken sha

Ileke-IdI:

I did not try at all. mi dupe sha
The dialect sweet sha.
mi wi ki mi kan dupe lowo rin - I just want to say thank you.  
Yea, so. . . . i in siko? in ke sun ni?

You are from where in Ekiti? This just sounded like Moba LG.
Lo open messenger ASAP. Ki won to ma bu wa nibi o.

Ileke-IdI:

I did not try at all. mi dupe sha
The dialect sweet sha.
mi wi ki mi kan dupe lowo rin - I just want to say thank you.  
Yea, so. . . . i in siko? in ke sun ni?

You are from where in Ekiti? This just sounded like Moba LG.
Lo open messenger ASAP. Ki won to ma bu wa nibi o.

e ko raka te ya lo si MSN jare. Eyin le mo

Ekiti1:

You are from where in Ekiti? This just sounded like Moba LG.
Lo open messenger ASAP. Ki won to ma bu wa nibi o. You are from where in Ekiti? This just sounded like Moba LG.
Lo open messenger ASAP. Ki won to ma bu wa nibi o.

Yea, definitely Moba. Which one are you?
Ikun/Ado/Ilupeju-Ijan Ekiti. . . . I represent all there.

Won le mu mi. I'm engaged to Seun's older brother, so technically, I'm his aunt.  

EKO boy:

e ko raka te ya lo si MSN jare. Eyin le mo

What is MSN? is that one of NL's slang like LDKMW?

micro soft messenger