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Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(m): 5:03pm On Apr 26, 2012 |
aboyaji: heeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiii! Guy, you can't imagine what your write-ups just did to my life today. Due to some factor, i didn't go anywhere today. But used those minutes to read the whole of the jokes you posted here. You really healed my wounds with that. More heat to your arm pit, and more grease to your elbows. May GOD BLESS YOU. AMEN. keep it up. Amen and thanks |
Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(m): 5:07pm On Apr 26, 2012 |
Boy found a bag of money n called one FM radio station saying; "Hello, I found a lost bag wit $100,000, an I.D n a mastercard belonging to one Mr. Ifeanyi Arato, plot 4 Park View Estate, Ikoyi.Presenter: u r such an honest boy! So, I believe u want 2 return Ŧђε̲̣̣ bag?Boy: N̶̲̥̅̊☺ o°˚˚˚ ,I dey craze? for wat? I jst want 2 dedicate a song 2 him.. play me, MY HELPER OO, MY HELPER.. 1 Like |
Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by Nobody: 5:43pm On Apr 26, 2012 |
££VICTOR££: Lafº°˚=)) =))˚°ºº °˚throway ˚=)) =))°º≈my blackberry°˚ =)) =)) ˚ºinside °˚offering box ˚°º≈  º≈. =)) make Gø̲̣̣d replace A̶̲̥̅♏ 4ε̲̣̣̣̥ wif BB Porsche |
Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by rhymz(m): 10:18am On Apr 27, 2012 |
MY GAWD, I have been laughing here since like crazy.....lol....vicky u re the bomb |
Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by Nobody: 5:41pm On Apr 27, 2012 |
rhymz: MY GAWD, I have been laughing here since like crazy.....lol....vicky u re the bomb thanks rhymz |
Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by mcnepow(m): 9:05pm On Apr 27, 2012 |
~vicky~:Stop to jonse, na nokia torch u go get How r u doin? |
Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by 175(m): 5:32pm On Apr 28, 2012 |
u made my walai. Despite d fact dat my tipper spoil spoil anyhow today |
Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by Nobody: 6:00pm On Apr 28, 2012 |
mcnepow: hahahahah Mcnepow dear am good ad u? |
Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by sylve11: 10:17pm On Apr 28, 2012 |
££VICTOR££: now this is what i call joke. OBOY U TRY |
Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by walexydon(m): 8:48am On Apr 29, 2012 |
text conversatn btw a guy n his gf: guy: hello babe, am at d bank nw. wil cal u wen i get home Gal: ok...emm please can u withdraw 20k 4 me? guy: nooo...i mean i'm at d bank of a river...lol happy sunday peeps |
Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by Witi(m): 5:14pm On May 01, 2012 |
You guys have made my day |
Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by mcnepow(m): 5:20pm On May 01, 2012 |
Convo between A TEACHER & A STUDENT TEACHER: who can make a sentence wit "GO"? STUDENT: uncle me! me!! me!!! TEACHER: Yes you Seun! , STUDENT:I wan Go market. TEACHER: wrong! correct your self now. STUDENT: I no Go again, Nigeria is Blessed I laff until water comot for my eye @vicky. Ur boy is loyal. . . |
Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by walexydon(m): 10:43am On May 02, 2012 |
In a trial, a lawyer called his first witness, an elderly grandmother, to the witness box. He approached her and asked, "Mama Adedibu, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr Akande. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to your parents and the town. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Adedibu, do you know the defence lawyer?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr Gbolahan since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with 3 different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him. The defence lawyer almost died. The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you idiots ask her if she knows me, I'll sentence u to death by burning=)) 1 Like |
Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by jossy1luv(f): 2:33pm On May 03, 2012 |
Wow dis last joke was d bomb, still laffing ♍Ɣ A*S*S off |
Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by dani1luv: 4:20pm On May 03, 2012 |
aboyaji: heeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiii! Guy, you can't imagine what your write-ups just did to my life today. Due to some factor, i didn't go anywhere today. But used those minutes to read the whole of the jokes you posted here. You really healed my wounds with that. More heat to your arm pit, and more grease to your elbows. May GOD BLESS YOU. AMEN. keep it up.Thanks, you're most welcomed |
Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by kelz3264: 7:51pm On May 04, 2012 |
guy u er awesum my ribs don finish. |
Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by walexydon(m): 6:55am On May 05, 2012 |
A yoruba man, an igbo man ãήϑ a hausa man were caught by cannibals in a bush. They begged for their lives ãήϑ were given a test 2 go get 10 of a particular type of fruits. The yoruba man came back first with apples ãήϑ ωąs asked 2 swallow all without choking ãήϑ live. After †ђǝ 3rd apple, ђǝ gave up ãήϑ ωąs killed. The Igbo man came back with blackberries but laughed and choked wen ђǝ got 2 †ђǝ 9th apple ãήϑ ωąs killed. Wen ђǝ got 2 heaven, †ђǝ yoruba man asked him "y did u choke, u had blackberries" the Igbo man replied "I saw the hausa man coming with water melon".lmao A 72 yr old man wz Makıng luv 2 a 27yr old lady when he started Shakıng badly nd d lady asked Hım "wats wrong darlyn" nd d man replıed "ı dont knw ıf am Comıng or Goıng".lwkmd 1 Like |
Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by mcnepow(m): 8:16am On May 06, 2012 |
walexydon: A 72 yr old man wz Makıng luv 2 a 27yr old lady when he started Shakıng badly nd d lady asked Hım "wats wrong darlyn" nd d man replıed[b] "ı dont knw ıf am Comıng or Goıng"[/b].lwkmdHahahahahah |
Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(m): 12:57pm On May 06, 2012 |
rhymz: MY GAWD, I have been laughing here since like crazy.....lol....vicky u re the bomb jossy_1luv: Wow dis last joke was d bomb, still laffing ♍Ɣ A*S*S off LOLZ... kelz3264: guy u er awesum my ribs don finish. |
Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(m): 1:01pm On May 06, 2012 |
Here is Another onee : A black guy and a white guy were sitting in the park, the white man had a pet monkey and the black man is selling bananas, the black man said 'Mr. Can u look after my bananas, i'm going to the toilet"," Yeah sure, go ahead" said the white man. When the black man came he found his bananas gone and asked "where are my bananas" the white man pointed to the monkey and said "ask ur brother", the black man chilled and sat down. Few minutes later the white man ask "can u watch my monkey i'm going to the toilet" ,"oh yes!" said the black man. When the white man came back he found his monkey dead and exclaim "what happened here?" the black replied " don't get involved pls, it's a family matter" |
Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by walexydon(m): 4:35pm On May 06, 2012 |
A girl posted an advertisement in the paper for a husband, saying: "I need a person who will never leave me, never beat me and can satisfy me in bed." Next day, a guy with no arms and legs knocked at her door. Girl:who are you? Guy: I want to be your husband. Girl:you don't fit for that. Guy:I don't have arms, so I can't beat u. I don't have legs, so I can't leave you. . ! Girl: But how can you satisfy me in bed? Guy:How do you think I knocked the door. Lwkmd4h 1 Like |
Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(m): 4:17pm On May 09, 2012 |
BAPTISM NONI After dipping Akpors three times in water Father then said to him,"You are now a new creation so your name is no longer Akpors but Paul- from now onwards, sin no more and no eating of pork".On arriving home, Akpors now Paul who loves eating Pork, dipped his pork in water three times and then said, "from now on your name na beef!!" LMFAO 1 Like |
Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by Nobody: 6:02pm On May 10, 2012 |
££VICTOR££: foolish Akpors |
Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by Tomeseen(f): 9:37am On Jul 16, 2012 |
lovely jokes. L♥√ξ most of em |
Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by supernet4(f): 12:26pm On Jul 16, 2012 |
Akpors called his girlfriend on phone that he got BB for her. She was happy, so she told herfriends the good news. She dressed up to the Akpors' place......... Girlfriend: Baby I love u so so much. Wow, so u got a BB for me? Wow I can't wait. Please where is it? Akpors: Yes dear, u know I love u and I will doanything to make u happy. Go to the table u will find it.... Girlfriend: Okay dear...... Pls love I can't find it here. Maybe u come and help me. Akpors: Baby u mean u can't see the BREAD and BEANS on the table? J |
Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(m): 1:20am On Jul 19, 2012 |
Two guys raped a princess. When they were caught and taken to the king for punishment. The king ordered them to go and get as many fruits as they can to bail themselves. The first one went and returned with 15 Mangoes, the king ordered the guards to insert the Mango into his ass so that he will feel the same pain as the raped Princess. The guy screamed and shouted throughout the insertion. Suddenly, he began to laugh out loud, the guard asked him why he was laughing in pain. He pointed ahead and said . . . . . . . . . "Look at my friend (Akpos), he is bringing WATER MELON." lol |
Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(m): 12:41am On Aug 01, 2012 |
A guy who was an aeroplane cleaner was cleaning the pilot's cockpit and saw a book entitled, "How to fly an aeroplane for beginners, Vol. 1 ". He opened the first page which said; "To start the engine, press the red button". He did so and the airplane engine started. He was pleased and opened the next page, "To set airplane moving press blue botton". He did so and the plane started moving at an amazing speed. He wanted to fly, he opened the 3rd page which said; "To let airplane fly, please press the green button". He did so and the plane started to fly. He was so happy. After 20 minutes of flying, he was satisfied and wanted to land. He opened to the 4th page. The 4th page said, "To learn how to land a plane, please watch out for Volume 2. :d 1 Like |
Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(m): 12:49am On Aug 01, 2012 |
An Isoko Man invited friends to his mother's burial. After lowering the coffin, they put yam, rice, meat etc, into the grave. An Hausa Man asked why?. The Isoko Man smiled and said; According to our tradition, the dead go on a long journey and need all the food items they can get. The Hausa Man dropped N100,000 and said; When the food finish, buy more. The Yoruba Man dropped N50,000 and said; add this incase it is not enough. The Igbo Man smiled and brought out his cheque book, wrote the cheque of N200,000 dropped it in the coffin and took the N150,000 notes aschange, he then said; Nwanne, withdraw when you reach there o!. It is going to be a dangerous journey. We don’t know how many robbers are out there, it is better for you to go CASHLESS. |
Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by khattab008: 6:28am On Aug 01, 2012 |
Nice joke guy though d last one was repeated |
Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(m): 7:52am On Aug 01, 2012 |
khattab008: Nice joke guy though d last one was repeatedYeah in a diff way Thanks |
Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(m): 7:55am On Aug 01, 2012 |
Happy new month NL! I wish you all the best in the month! |
Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(m): 7:58am On Aug 01, 2012 |
This Is An Interview Dialogue I OVERHEAD IN MY WORKING PLACE. IT IS AN INTERVIEW BETWEEN AN OFFICER IN A DEPARTMENT AND A CANDIDATE SEEKING FOR JOB=> Officer: What Is Your Name?. Candidate: M P. Sir Officer: Tell Me Properly. Candidate: Modape Pakurumo Sir Officer: Your Father’s Name?. Candidate: M P. Sir Officer: What Does That Mean?. Candidate: Moshood Pakurumo Sir Officer: Your Native Place Candidate: M P. Sir Officer: Is It Makurdi Purum?. Candidate: No, Minna Port Sir Officer: What Is Your Qualification? Candidate: M P. Sir Officerangry) What Is It?. Candidate: Metric Pass Officer: so why do you need a job?. Candidate: M P sir Officer: meaning?. Candidate: money problem sir Officer: whats your personality?. Candidate: MP sir Officer: would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time?. Candidate: monacrotic personality Officer: I see no wonder. I will get back to you later. . . Candidate: sir, how's my MP?. Officer: and what's that again?. Candidate: my performance Officer: MP! Candidate: m-e-a-n-i-n-g?. Officer: Mental Problem. LOL |
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