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Denex, You Have Been Banned From Nairaland! by denex: 12:26pm On Aug 30, 2007
With that brief message long expected from "God",
I knew he had overstepped his boundary once more
Realised his idiocy is without an ounce of remorse


So now that am unbanned, should I be glad?
Should I go prostrate to show how grateful I am?
Perhaps I should apologise for your own arrogance.


So what does this make me, a better subject I guess
Next time I see a moderator, I should soak up in sweat
I should bow down my head and shiver with fear


Almighty Lord Seun, it is your humble servant here
Or in case you're Allah, 'tis your slave denex
Come to worship your Highness and swear obedience.


Heavenly Father please forgive our mistakes
We, your children sometimes don't know our place
Afterall, you created us in Nairaland in thy selfsame image.


O jealous and arrogant God I pray for lenience
Omnipotent, Omnipresent only on the internet
Yet outside cyberspace, just a hapless little nerd


With the tools at your disposal, we're but ants in your hand
your Edit, delete, lock, and the favourite; BAN!
You can herd us and bend us without reason or rhyme.


You can decide our opinions and steer our minds
You can decree what we say, even when or how
So thank you Lord, but "you jam rock this time"!
Re: Denex, You Have Been Banned From Nairaland! by desgiezd(m): 12:46pm On Aug 30, 2007
Denex! Denex!! Deeeeneeeexxxxx!!!! How many times did I call you?
Re: Denex, You Have Been Banned From Nairaland! by Jakumo(m): 12:58pm On Aug 30, 2007
I sense another flogging in the offing here. Yo, DENEX, are you a masochist ?
Re: Denex, You Have Been Banned From Nairaland! by desgiezd(m): 1:08pm On Aug 30, 2007
Jakumo:

I sense another flogging in the offing here. Yo, DENEX, are you a masochist ?

Im sure Denex has some exercise books stuffed in his trousers to mitigate the effect of the flogging.
Re: Denex, You Have Been Banned From Nairaland! by Seun(m): 1:15pm On Aug 30, 2007
Actually, I like the humor in this post, especially the way he arranged it like a poem. Please don't push it!
Re: Denex, You Have Been Banned From Nairaland! by BABEELOVE(f): 1:24pm On Aug 30, 2007
@denex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome back dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here's a super hug from me to you!!!! cheesy

missed ya terribly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I can now participate in the Political section without being accused of being 'in heat" all the time!!!!


Catch you later!!!!!! kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss


doing my forward/backflips and cartwheels for real this time!!!!!!!!!

Baba thank you oh!  Now I now you have a heart!!!!!!!!!! tongue
Re: Denex, You Have Been Banned From Nairaland! by Nobody: 11:24pm On Aug 30, 2007
Nice poem Denex.

@ Seun you need to tone down the way you clamp down on intelligent discourse on this your forum. cos people will start leaving.

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