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Great funny post

http://www.thewidowspeakbandit.com/2011/09/love-guru-wednesday-most-annoying-type.html

Love Guru Wednesday: The most annoying Type of Girl!
If you're like me (Handsome, ambitious Man) you know exactly what you want from a girl.

Heres  what I look for:

Nice Beautiful Hair
Nice/Sweet
Gentle
DTG (Down To Go) but still hesitant
Cute
Heres the top 5 Extreme No, No's Ladies. Guys like myself won't tell you but heres what were thinking:

1. Extreme Ratchetness: (Sloppy-ness, Lip rings, Rough, Ready to fight for no reason, just look at her and say Ewwwwww)
Everybody needs an example, Khia!!!! look at those mugshots, Jeez, She looks like that sloppy Bottom girl that you hear yelling in the background in hood fights.

2. Women with short hair that look WAAAYYY Better with long hair.
Short hair ain't for every girl, just like braids or Dem franchise boyz dreads ain't for every guy. I don't nessecarily think Beyonce would look good with a short cut and waves.

3. Thirsty a s s women, Yea I got a rolex on and I drove a BMW to the club, that doesn't mean you deserve moscato from the bar. I ain't gotta share nothing with nobody lol I'ma tell you like Young Jeezy (No high school diploma But I know math Ain't write one song and she still want half)
4. I love a confident woman, I love a conceited woman, but please be conceited and confident if you have a reason to be, if you look like Precious, and only have A G.E.D in your name take a different route, maybe you should work on being Shy.

5. And last but not least!!!! woman who party too damn much! i know you sexy and all, but you can't get Gucci Mane wasted, Not a good look

I love my ladies,


ref: http://www.thewidowspeakbandit.com/2011/09/love-guru-wednesday-most-annoying-type.html

Lol We can live with the nose ring!