Professor at one of the IIM's ( INDIA )
was explaining marketing concepts to the Students:-


1 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am
very rich. Marry me!"

That's Direct Marketing.
2 You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:
"He's very rich. Marry him."

That's Advertising.
3 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich.
Marry me." -

That's Telemarketing.
4 You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and
straighten your tie,
you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of
the car) for her,
pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:
By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" -

That's Public Relations.
5 You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says:
You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?" -

That's Brand Recognition.
6 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on
your face.

That's Customer Feedback.
7 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her
husband.

That's demand and supply gap
8 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before
you say anything, another person comes and tells her: "I'm rich.
Will you marry me?"
and she goes with him -

That's competition eating into your market share.
9 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before
you say:
"I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives.

That's restriction from entering new markets.

very interesting concepts

That was a very nice one, ;Dany student that still does not understand marketing concept after that interesting illustration should go and do a brain checkup!